Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
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>says their grammar is bad for using the wrong too/to
>uses your in the place of you're
This is why nobody likes you.
I have a cockatiel. Oh, nice.
That was two sentences.
>being so newfaggy that you have to try this hard to slip in faggot in every post
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Katoura claimed.
Yo
claimed.
pic related.
Get some rest already.
(fish)
sounds very unhealthy
(89 cent megumeme)
its a very competitive market
(syndra)
not even just one time?
>mrw no pictures of black penis to shop onto this
Got my wisdom teeth out 6 months ago it's not horrible unless you're a dumbass like me. My mouth was still super numb for over 3 hours. I didn't know what I was doing but I apparently chewed of a bunch of my lower inner lip giving me a canker sore about the size of a US quarter
>Mfw
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Miho claimed
Nigga i got up at midnight
>smug
>implying i wasn't being ironic
FIG FAG FAGGOT FAG FAGGOTY FIG FAG
>getting trolled this hard
Continuing subpar existence affirmation
still here
and
thank you
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I’m fucked up.
I can still add you on skype though
Different people in my family have had them and they love them. Im more of a ferret guy but they are really chill usually.
Oh gotcha. Do they give you painkillers?
Im pretty sure everyone messes with there mouth when its dumb like that, but thats still pretty painful sounding.
>implying your waifu isn't from Jitsu wa Watashi wa
Lets be subpar together
goodnight friends
I posted this you faggot
>Mi Liu
What's my competition?
Rin a cute
fiish bye
Yay...
I'm alive and ok
Sleep well
Sure thing , I have to go now.
Hey guys
CP :(
recently? or did you actually do it O.O
They don't give pain killer after the procedure. Didn't feel much pain from where my teeth used to be it was just ackward(dissolvable stitches feel wierd).
Sup everyone. Im watching Akame Ga Kill and That FUCKING DOG keeps eating everyone i like. Feels bad bros. Hows everyone doing.Oh and im about to watch the conjuring 2
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bye
>don't forget how i purposely spelled grammar wrong
i don't know, i don't go to the discount isle much :^)
>rattle rattle
nice meme
THICK
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meant to reply to
>being this early in the story
Everyone except Akame and Najenda dies
Hey guys.
>smugging it up
No.
Money pleases old men for Tohsaka Rin
Than stay up till 9pm
Dont.
Random stuff. Can't remember who exactly but anything that was on the R&B stations. I bet it is. Kek, never noticed that.
Those battles are gonna be so goddamn intense man.
The princess shall remain happy. I'll see to that.
>Best idol claimed
Recently you cuckmaster
>Mi Liu
Oh...
>Goodnight /waifu/ too tired to stay up tonight
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>hhaha guys, i was only PRETENDING to be retarded!
Why you gotta be a dick. I kinda figured that was gonna happen its all good cuz akame is my girl najenda sucks tho.
i seriously hate most of you
>mfw I am exactly like my brother who had his girl friend leave him and then got robbed by his best friend shortly after, so he started drinking and going to night clubs and ended up getting addicted to drugs and then got my sister roped into it, and now we lost custody of our nephew and niece and my family is falling apart and becoming poor from spending so much on them because they wont work
HAHAHAHA YOU JUST CAN NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!!
well I was napping :p
message me on facebook or something whenever you plan to post a meme so we do not post the same one, ok? :o
I genuinely hate copypastas
>Rattle
Interesting post number.
I'll consider it.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Yo
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing Sup Forums. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the Sup Forums type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
Jean Kirschtein as my husbando
I figured it would hurt after. One is pressing so much if i move a certain way it bleeds. It hurts like hell right now so i assumed it would just keep hurting until its fully healed. I never even knew dissolvable stitches were a thing
I should try more stations, that might make it easier. I usually just use youtube and go from related to related
you cant hide from yordle
Btw your waifu a cute. Where is she from?
fine
goodnight 89 cent megumeme
can i pet the cat?
meanie
Holy fucking shit I got out memed
Wave goes rogue and helps Tatsumi fight thr Shikuotazer
Ravac gets killed fighting this guy who teleports him to the ens of the universe
Stay away I have light prisms and shit on me.
Yes.
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Guessing you know my username?
Night
Hurrah!
It's the stealth that's the funnest
>saved
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Bitch please
Lol, do you tilt your head when it comes to chewing?
My husbando is Scooty. The great corgi pup, and best 3d husbando of all time
that was actually hand
>just look at the smug!
hoyl shit
You have a point, hand is probably unbeatable
>he really wants to be the best though, look at that pout :(
Hardly ever use stations nowadays. Although if I hear a catchy song I'll remember the lyrics or something. Same with the YouTube search.
>Stealth
>Battlefield
Crawling to the enemy trenches is gonna be fun. Love collecting dog tags.
>Saved
For future use huh? Kek, the princess already knows though.
Yeah they way they work is over time they'll decay and fall out of the gums so don't be surprised when you shut out strings. Course this happens as the wound is basically healed
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:3
Claiming
I haven't noticed, actually. I don't really read anything except for my replies. I don't mind cursing at all. I couldn't imagine going through life without at least one strawberry macaroon. Prim and proper? If I'm coming off as hoity-toity I apologize. I don't like to sound like some connoisseur. Adorable? How exactly did you come to that conclusion? Or is this more teasing?
That is a lot of rules.
What's with that look? Do you not accept my support?
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Not dead yet
xXShinoabro69Xx? Idk what it actually is though
Not really tilting, but its just as awkward as you think it is.
That sounds really spooky
Now I'm more confused.
>implying you pretended to be retarded
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Watching this as we speak. You beat me to it. Guess Ill take Taiga
What's going on Mug.
thanks
>pet
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I can relate. Last year had it done two by two laterally. One had to be cracked in two and had to remove a bit of my jaw. I tasted mercury for weeks
I'll be honest I freaked out when it first happened then I realized what it was. I'm sure you'll be fine
Battlefield 1 is so hype I'm probably going to be a pilot for most of my multiplayer matches
Die already
He even laughs at my bad jokes :)
I got a hug from Galks, now I can head off to bed. I wish you all of you cuties and beauties warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu! Add me on steam if it pleases you: steamcommunity.com
Night.
I have a doggo of my waifu.
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Why
Awww I bet they would get along too :)
I CAN TRY!!
But if it were to come from shipmaster?~
Oh
Lol nope never had one and no I like it like that. It makes you sound you
Becuase you had to look up a word then had a good laugh
>maybe~
Yes it is but eh
Wew Kek no
I'm going through some serious shit, /waifu/.
And uh, for reasons unknown I'm going to be staying anonymous in this post.
That being said, I'm sure some of you will recognize me based on speech patterns alone.
Like I said earlier, I've been having a sort of hard time, lately.
Things are falling into place left and right, but I'm having some serious issues.
I feel like the world's moving and I can't catch up.
Eventually, it might just go to fast and I'll be left in the dust.
And given my current situation, that seems very likely.
Though some really good things have happened to me recently, some really bad things have happened too, and I think I'm going to have to change a bit to adapt.
I guess this is just an awfully long-winded way of saying I'm leaving for a bit, if not, forever.
You were always really good to talk to, /waifu/.
Stay chill.
shinoa almost as small as a book :^)
>rattle rattle
What up DMG?
That sounds horrible. Was the tooth too big? Why did you taste mercury?
Trist is spooking me and you are telling me i will be fine. Im still at a healthy middle in this. Ill take it. I have to get all mine out, so how long will that take?
Stop teasing me and give me them details you smug machine