>Be Australian >Fucking shitty oppressive government. >Everything fucking sucks here >Bullied constantly >Cant even take out my anger on vidya gaems because internet is so fucking slow here >Fucking hate this place, I want to start a mass shooting >Can't because Australia has put in place fucking oppressive and draconian gun laws and like fascists limit muh freedom >Because of this there haven't even been any mass shootings in over 7150 days.
God I wish I lived in America where guns aren't the problem.
My area isn't due for nbn until late 2017. However that may be a good thing as if labor wins the election I might have a chance of getting FTTP instead of FTTN. Compared to liberal where it's only chance of fttn.
Noah Cruz
2035 cunts
Henry Kelly
My town is hooked up with NBN It's fuckin great
Jaxson Ramirez
in all honesty i would take any politician's promise on the NBN with a grain of salt
Lucas Hall
Lots of places that get NBN will actually be slower than ADSL ... oz is fucked for internet, and the fucktard Libs want to solidify our bronze-age-speeds for the next several decades.
Austin Hall
Who are you voting for, user? I still haven't a clue
Jose Perry
True, but at least labor is taking the initiative on the subject where as liberal couldn't give a flying fuck. So that's where my vote will be.
Logan Lee
going on Sup Forums should automatically disqualify you from owning a gun or voting.
Cameron Turner
i guess there are many many reasons to not vote for libs. But in all seriousness fttn can still be useful it just depends on the neighbourhood, i work in telco and still have people that have fttp with 100down 40 up who can't maintain a stable connection
Bentley Rodriguez
I honestly don't know mate. I'm still pissed that we are a multi-party system masquerading as the fucking US.
Brandon Johnson
I live in Nerang. FiOS doesn't start construction until this time 2017. Fuck knows when its finished. I'll probably get stabbed in a home invasion before its available
For the first few lines I thought you were serious.
Realise you were being ironic and had a little chuckle.
Also an Ausfag here. I don't think the american people should relinquish their guns. There governments shady as fuck.
Dominic Moore
make your own gun faggot not that hard
Austin Cox
FTTP eliminates that problem though. No copper. Just fibre.
Also, FTTP allows you to get gigabit speeds, but this will be a while until the pricing isn't ridiculous. But yeah FTTP means you are future proof.
David Cruz
Yeah this is fucking absolute horseshit.
Fuck I hate our incompetent leaders.
FTTN is an absolute joke, no doubt we'll have to get telstra out and pay out of our own pockets from node to the premises.
So many reviews of NBN have been shocking. It's so disappointing.
Your town? Why are fucking country towns being hooked up before the cities. What a waste.
Matthew Williams
at least for now, but fttp like any connection isn't 10/10 every time. And taking into account what telco's can charge for different speeds i doubt you will ever get a gigabit speed at least for a non-business connection
Aiden Moore
Not true, nbn has speeds up to 100Mbps where adsl2+ has 24max
Aiden Lee
*Their
You fucking ausfags are so stupid.
Christian Wood
With the huge increase of young people registered this year plus the medicare cuts happening, it would take a miracle for the libs to get in.
Grayson Lee
im on cable getting over 50
Liam Price
>With the huge increase of young people registered this year
Wow you're stupid.
Andrew Collins
explain
Oliver Hernandez
fibre to the node has the potential to be as slow as dial up, fibre to the premises can allow you to get up to 100mbps down (at this current time) if you buy a speed boost from your ISP. HFC has a max estimate of 300mbps down 100 up but i honestly don't have a lot of experience with HFC connections. So while you're both right you're both also kind of wrong
Ethan Johnson
> Gun thread turns into NBN thread > Australians literally don't even care about guns to talk about them in an internet cesspit > Never been prouder of my fellow Aussie brothers
Dont ban guns America. That's fine. But just make them harder to get than a fucking P1 license
Jackson Hall
Reminder that if you vote Liberal you're a moron.
Eli Evans
cable can get around 100 down if you have bought a speed boost but the problem with cable is that it's up is almost always capped about 2mbps which is fucking aids
Ayden Jenkins
fuck this country im with you
John Howard
In a town of 13,000 Let the good times rolllll
William Gonzalez
Would you like mummy to wipe your tears you shitcunt self-entitled angsty faggot?
Blake Scott
Fellow Australian here. Protip: kill yourself.
Joseph Price
Did you feel tough typing that?
Samuel Bell
Amerifag here. Does voting matter in Australia or is it the same shit as here where it's a sham and completely rigged?
Christopher Flores
areas that get approved for NBN are based on a bunch of different variables like traffic, current infrastructure, population etc sometimes businesses or new estates etc can put in special applications to get NBN
Aiden Clark
To get my P1 license I spent: >$900 in lesson fees >$250 to do a driving test with instructor >$30 to sit the hazard perception test >$130 to get my actual license
Jordan Clark
Sorry for turning it into a nbn thread but my blood fucking boils at this sorry piece of shit of Internet we have. Fuck the dumb cunts that let liberal win.
Sebastian Gray
more often than not it's a sham, our cronys just aren't as bad as yours thankfully
Wyatt Edwards
Hey mate, you could always throw your boomerang at people, cheer up
Evan Lewis
I do actually ;^)
Lincoln Morgan
To get my P1 license I: >Did about 15 hours driving and faked the rest
Jaxon Long
That's just the money man. I'm talking about the time spent as well, and just how much of a cunt it is to get around to doing Dont be sorry, im keking my ass off about it. Its good stuff, and I'm also pissed off that over 3 years only around 20% of Australia has gotten what it was promised. Thanks Turnbull you cunt
Daniel Wright
I heard it's 120 hours of driving in QLD 75 here in Australia
It was 120 in NSW like 7 years ago when I did mine
Zachary Garcia
What did you say about Australia you little shit? OK. Here I come?
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David Nguyen
I lived 2km away from school and I'd drive to school and record it as 20 minute drives
Andrew Hill
It does matter, but independents get Being difficult about gay marriage > Australia not needing Internet (Bill Shorten made some vague statement otherwise yesterday, but he'll get BTFO from Murdoch) >Cigarettes and alcohol need more taxing >Casinos are important >All other nightlife isn't >pic used to be related
Parker Brooks
yeah but 100 down 40 up is shit. i dont think i can deal another 4 years of it
Ayden Peterson
120 in Melbourne, 100 in QLD.
William Rodriguez
It's not a huge increase relative to the numbers of eligible voters in previous years.
It's roughly the same level of increase you'll see every 4 years. We haven't had a baby boom in decades.
The only demographic that would have an unusual burst in constituents would be filthy fucking immigrants.
#FreeIvan #Trump2016 #MakeAustraliaGreatAgain
Carson Green
We wouldn't be in this mess if Tony faggot and Malcolm cunt rash stuck with rudds original nbn plan.
Charles Morgan
>be American >wake up >get shot >pat the cat >get shot >somehow survive being shot and get shot >have breakfast >get shot >take a shower >get shot >stumble out the shower door >get shot >get dressed and make it to the table in time for bacon and eggs >get shot >bleeding profusely all over my bacon and eggs >get shot >finish coffee and walk out the door into the morning sunshine >get shot >say a howdy good morning to neighbor >get shot >he gets shot >shots ring out everywhere >typical day in america >get the bus just in time >sit up the back of the bus >get shot
Juan Gomez
Whichever party you put as #1 also gets greater funding. And parties can see where their votes trickle down from. We do not have first past the post voting like the US. So if you vote for a single-issue party they might not get in but then their vote trickles down to major party A who see that and go "ok we got 5% of our votes from people voting for buttfucker's united party, we better implement policies that favour buttfuckers."
The buttfuckers united party would also receive greater funding because they were your #1 choice.
Adam Bailey
Politics and politicians in Australia are fucked, we could get rid of all the fuckheads and be better off
Joseph Stewart
Dont ban guns America. That's fine. But just make them harder to get than a fucking P1 license
Yeah, fucking this so fucking much. You would filter all the fucking stupid degenerates.
Jason Walker
You also have more violent crime per capita than thever USA.
Charles Ross
[citation needed]
Asher Richardson
You'll still be bottlenecked by the other shit Australian infrastructure.
Noah Rivera
Still is last I checked, also including 30 hours night driving or some shit.
>live away from family >nobody I know has a licence >if I want to get hours I have to pay for lessons >poor uni student I am definitely just going to fake my hours but I still need enough that I could actually pass the test and feel comfy driving.
Robert King
HANG YOURSELF
Liam Myers
I have to sit here and wait for a 3mb picture of a milf with the best tits to load before I can start jacking off.
I want my nbn now God damn it.
Blake Cruz
test is fucking easy, just go to a new test area with small blocks of land and less complicated roads
Joshua Brown
Oh my, you have not seen how shit the fixed wireless is, have you?
Luke Bennett
>it would take a miracle for the libs to get in. Don't be so sure of that, there's a literal shit-ton of people dumb enough in Aus to believe the libs lies and scare campaigns, and a shit-ton more who don't understand where their preferences go/how to vote properly.
Juan Brown
I don't like the fact that the libs are sending out millions to foreign aid when Australia is getting its shit kicked in
Juan Cruz
>be me >do test in tiny home town >do it in big ute i've never driven before >has the pull out horizontal type of hand brake >forget about it and do half the test with it on >have no idea what is wrong, gears feel weird, freaking out >turn it off after doing first park >somehow pass >don't become decent driver you would be comfortable having on the road for another 2 years
Aaron Wood
It doesn't matter because if the CIA doesn't like who our prime minister is they get rid of them.
They've done it once and admitted to it. Along with another occassion but they denied it, one of the times was because our prime minister was a filthy commie so I don't really care. CIA did us a solid.
Also I think the americans had a hand in the whole labour leadership juggling over the last few years. Some of the labors policies were not anti-american but were against the interests of america.
Malcolm turnbull has committed hundreds of billions to the ADF with billions going to Americans for the f-35. There's no way americans would let malcolm lose.
Sebastian Powell
I somewhat agree, but millions is peanuts in the budget game, when it gets to billions its something to worry about. Also we're a very isolated country, it pays to keep our neighbours happy
Dylan Russell
Maybe it's because I love in the inner suburbs, but am I the only one that doesn't have a problem with out Internet? I must admit I'm not that much of a gamer and I only use Internet for blogging, YouTube and porn. I've just never really had an issue with internet speed.
Asher Garcia
I just looked it up... 5.3 billion a year, that is fucked
Lincoln Perez
citation please
Oliver Carter
I would be better, user. I truly would.
Justin Bailey
Do any Aussiefags know of a way I can get my hours up? Been on my L's for 4 years now and can't get 120 hours done because I don't have any family that can give me lessons. Frustrating as fuck too because I've missed out on some great job opportunities for not having a lisence.
Kevin Jones
how good is your internet for YouTube, like can you run 1080p without buffering
Connor Nguyen
How many hours have you done?
Joshua Jackson
lol we stripped 11.3billion from foreign aid budget in 2015.
So we must obviously be paying fuckloads more than that.
Pretty much. Netflix and other streaming is fine too.
Jaxon Long
Like fucking 10. My best bet is to wait until next year until I turn 21.
Jacob Anderson
do you have facebook? If so look at some of the buy sell swap pages for your local suburbs or town and see if there is anyone willing to give you 'lessons' and either offer to give petrol money or agree on a price like 15 bucks for the hour. Seen people try it out and a lot of people are willing to do it.
Isaiah Miller
>lol we stripped 11.3billion from foreign aid budget in 2015. I'm assuming that figure is a sum savings from cuts over a series of years? I can't find anything to support that
Angel Reed
You hit copper somewhere along the way user. The entire country needs to be fibre before we get in the top 10's for speed, ANY length of copper will bottleneck the entire system
Matthew Peterson
Any cunts from Melbourne know any mdma dealers? my dealer got arrested and I need a constant supply
Brandon Nelson
YOU STILL CAN DO THE SHITPOST M8
Austin Powell
I got da ACT hookups breh
Colton Watson
nah not going to ACT for it, also do you take or just got hook ups?
Nicholas White
Yeah my bad, it was calculated over a number of years.
Alexander James
Yeah, everyone knows their government is bullshit yet none of the gun toting rednecks ever get enough numbers to do anything about it.
Besides, you think that their government is going to allow a civil uprising? lol they let them keep their guns because they know they're either too weak or stupid to fight properly.
Evan Howard
Better fly over here quick before they change the laws. Maybe burn down a church?