happy birthday edition
/brit/
Jaxson Torres
Wyatt Flores
who /yankgf2017/
Levi Cox
...
Jacob Ramirez
FUCK!
Luis Howard
happy birthday santa
David Perez
Gave all the Christmas money I got to Rosy. Feel sick but I'm so obsessed.
Ryder Clark
First of all *scrunches up label* I'm not a number I'm a human being *throws label*
Nicholas Reyes
mum literally got me a keyring with that crying tears of laughter emoji on
Nolan Phillips
...
Aaron Cruz
lol she wont care
i gave her $1.5k :P
Anthony Bell
having my lonely xmas wank
Easton Price
Be grateful you cunt.
Leo Bennett
top idea
Jayden Ross
Just saw mrs browns boys is on and remembered someone at work bought her parents tickets to mrs brown boys live
someone else was excited that she had free express delivery from Next
wish i could be entertained by the trivial nonsense that titillates the robot peon masses
Sebastian Richardson
>tfw christmas is getting shitter every year
today was barely more exciting than a normal saturday
Ian Miller
...
Connor Lopez
...
Evan Richardson
top 3 Christmas songs:
Last Christmas
Stay Another Day
Fairytale of Newyork
Carson Murphy
people who want heroes will end up with traitors, you can't get jesus without judas
Gabriel Hernandez
rate the 'tify lads
Lincoln Bell
wish i was this funny when i was younger maybe id have friends
Brayden Gutierrez
tired of watching Dr Poo
might have a wank
Luis Gonzalez
good taste friend
Jace Rogers
cocaine is mad like
you do a line and don't feel too fucked and go ahead and do mad things which feel normal at the time and then you come down and you're like fuck me I was fucked and what I did was just mental haha
Michael Sanders
have about 5 boxes of heroes/celebrations etc to eat
Ethan Cook
the country of england voted it the best sitcom of all time
fairly disgusting desu
Hunter Wright
Please have a penis.
David Walker
Seek help. What is her twitter?
Nathaniel Rogers
had a nice christmas lads
enjoyed playing trivial pursuit with the senpai and sporadic checks of /brit/ where i particularly enjoyed the cokeposting
Grayson Hughes
need a zionist gf
Lucas Cook
THE SMITHS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Angel Reyes
Leeds? Oh you mean "North Wakefield"
Jose Garcia
last year I got so wasted on Christmas even that I slept all morning and felt like shit Christmas day,
this year was solid though the clothes my family got me were a bit ugly
Chase Carter
NYAAAAAA!!!
Lincoln Cruz
cokeposting is best posting desu
Nicholas Johnson
happy holidays to you too :)
Julian Young
here we all are now
all the lads
Colton Sanders
...
Adam Ward
Yank women are bloody horrid.
Daniel Cook
...
Daniel Robinson
rate these gimmicks:
the pengest munch
all caps lyrics
gay posting
REALLY gay posting
the chase reaction image posting
Blake Gomez
imagine her nose right up your ass while you take a big fart
Ethan Sullivan
Connor Ward
>no socks gf in my stocking this morning
in fact there wasn't even a stocking
might neck myself
Gavin Morales
THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER
Brandon Miller
...
Ethan Hall
Its like people forgot these two exist (it crowd, inbetweeners also top tier)
Joshua Roberts
have left the senpai downstairs whilst they watch more runt tv
might go sleep
Jason Gray
...
Jackson Murphy
me 10 years ago tier
John Brown
Got a lynx gift set
Luckily my mum did it as a laff because of memes
Charles Powell
...
Kayden Perry
surprinsgly decent
playtime is over is the best album on there though
Ryan Diaz
shit
good
shit
shit
alrigte
Ryan Rivera
did you see where that guy was smoking weed via a coke (-a cola) can at like 10:00am
cracked me up haha
James Lopez
Family were very pleased with the presents I got them
Liam Price
>britfags find brendan carroll funny
Jesus wept
Hunter Carter
>wish i could be entertained by the trivial nonsense that titillates the robot peon masses
Jacob Cruz
i did not
wasn't awake at that point haha
Noah Price
>has a reddit flag
>used the term 'chase reaction image posting'
Luis Reed
going to sleep, night night friends
Ryan Smith
just had a wank lads
David Lee
youtube.com
why are yanks so edgy
Jason Morris
shan't be replying to HIM.
Ryder Moore
lisicki has been posting 'happy holidays' all fucking day and not one person has rose to his awful bait
fucking give it up
Blake Moore
still hungover from christmas eve
what a night haha
Jonathan Williams
only got an Adidas gift set 2bh
Bentley Perry
HE
Christian Roberts
he's so desperate for attention
Grayson Baker
absolutely NOTHING wrong with a bit of demarco on a sunday evening x
bow e3 best tune
Jordan Parker
Sitcoms are unfunny and shit
Logan Evans
wow
Please have a penis.
Ryan Cook
unironically think the guy with short hair is very attractive
Jason Moore
>christmas day is over
>shit food
>shit presents
>shit company
>will spend boxing day hung over
>back to work tuesday
>no plans for NYE
just fucking plug me in the back of the head
Ayden Clark
Ayden Butler
good to see lads not bothering though
Benjamin Walker
THERE'S A CLUB IF YOU'D LIKE TO GO
YOU COULD MEET SOMEBODY WHO REALLY LOVES YOU
SO YOU GO, AND YOU STAND ON YOUR OWN
AND YOU LEAVE ON YOUR OWN
AND YOU GO HOME
AND YOU CRY AND YOU WANT TO DIE
Sebastian Wright
she wants a skinner from brum
Christian Reed
midnight mass was mad wasnt it
Isaiah Baker
what presents?
Wyatt Sanders
I had a yank gf during my first year of uni
if she didn't eat at least 1 burger per week she'd get horribly ill
always made me giggle
Asher Rivera
me too haha
Mason Russell
WHEN YOU SAY "ITS" GONNA HAPPEN NOW
WELL, WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN?
YOU SEE I'VE ALREADY WAIT TOO LONG
AND ALL MY HOPE IS GONE
Carson Martin
dunno lad was at the pub sinning
Josiah Allen
Me on the right
Leo Foster
NEED a korean GF
Nathaniel Cook
Is Britain going to be full of literally nothing but Rooneys and Rasheeds now that Brexit is happening?
Jonathan Rivera
that's bullshit lad
only a moron would believe you
Easton James
5 days into Nofap lads - 85 more to go. Anyone else done it before/doing it now?
Aaron Scott
christmas is over
Logan Ross
presents were decent (a nice backpack and money)
food was shite
family fucked off at 9 to uncle's gaff
now absolutely BLASTING tunes home alone
been an alri xmas
Juan King
good stuff
always enjoy getting ratarsed with the boys on christmas eve way more than christmas itself
Jacob Martin
>tfw soldiers who were drafted and taken away from their family to suffer in a jungle across the world for years return home only to have hippies throw shit at them and call them baby killers.
Adam King
what'd she look like? high-test?
Tyler Wright
Shan't lie to you boys, this autistic lyric posting really does the old nut in
Leo Howard
WILL STRAW (yes, that loser in the referendum and son of Jack, also a Blairite who couldn't win a seat for Labour) WILL BECOME A MOTHERFUCKING COMMANDER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE, honors' system in tatters, if proof was ever needed.
Noah Reed
Pokemon sun for my younger sister
Japanese whiskey for my dad
Manga for my older sister
Eli Bell
Fucking hell lads I've fucked up big time
The company I work for (I'm an accountant) raised over £300k for Great Ormond St Hospital over the past couple of weeks and I was supposed to write the cheque today and deliver it
But when I put pen to paper I found myself writing 'Princess Chelsea' on the recipient line instead of 'Great Ormond St' - I literally couldn't help myself it's like I was hypnotised
The cheque has already been posted to my spoilt little brat princess - oh my life lads I am so fucked my boss is going to have my guts for garters
Matthew Jenkins
literally cumming as we speak
Ethan Scott
>the city of wolverhampton