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presents were decent (a nice backpack and money)

food was shite

family fucked off at 9 to uncle's gaff

now absolutely BLASTING tunes home alone

been an alri xmas

good stuff

always enjoy getting ratarsed with the boys on christmas eve way more than christmas itself

>tfw soldiers who were drafted and taken away from their family to suffer in a jungle across the world for years return home only to have hippies throw shit at them and call them baby killers.

what'd she look like? high-test?

Shan't lie to you boys, this autistic lyric posting really does the old nut in

WILL STRAW (yes, that loser in the referendum and son of Jack, also a Blairite who couldn't win a seat for Labour) WILL BECOME A MOTHERFUCKING COMMANDER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE, honors' system in tatters, if proof was ever needed.

Pokemon sun for my younger sister
Japanese whiskey for my dad
Manga for my older sister

Fucking hell lads I've fucked up big time

The company I work for (I'm an accountant) raised over £300k for Great Ormond St Hospital over the past couple of weeks and I was supposed to write the cheque today and deliver it

But when I put pen to paper I found myself writing 'Princess Chelsea' on the recipient line instead of 'Great Ormond St' - I literally couldn't help myself it's like I was hypnotised

The cheque has already been posted to my spoilt little brat princess - oh my life lads I am so fucked my boss is going to have my guts for garters

literally cumming as we speak

>the city of wolverhampton