You're cremated now motherfucker!

You're cremated now motherfucker!

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EASY

EEEEEAAAAASSSSY

I'M A BAD MAN YOU KNOW THAT, STOP THE CAR, WHOOOAAAA

who /snatched/ here

what the fuck is up with his hair? Is it plugs? spraypaint?

I'M STEALING ALL OF THEIR BIRTHDAYS

He has plugs and he uses black marker.

Well I'm sorry to hear that...

Snatching this birthday.....WITH NO SURVIVORS!!

My mom named me Mason after "Mason Storm" from "Hard to Kill".

Are these Seagal's greatest fight scenes of all time? even surpassing the famous bar scene in Out 4 Justice?

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Well i'm sorry to hear that.

What did your father had to say about that? Or is your father allowed to speak without permission?

nothing surpasses his autistic son
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Jesus

what about his first wife's son?

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so beautiful

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Mason don't ever speak to me and Masson ever again.

Friendly reminder that his best quote is still 'Fuck you and die'

Factually inaccurate in a world where "blood bank" exists.

I remeber him playing a side character in some low budget samurai movie

>I have the envy of every man
How is this even a real person

That looks like the same guy that Grandmaster Seagal beat in one move.

Reminder to purchase the seminal work on Seagal's ouvre

Go easy on his AMA, phams. I don't want him to abort it.

>Belly Of The Beast
I like how they edited out the stuntman pretending to be Steven.

did the meme already die?

Well i'm sorry to hear that.

How long until the AMA starts?

>shake his hand
>falls over

about 10 minutes if i am not mistaken

sorry im wrong, one hour and 10 minutes it is

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judging by his belly size, It'd be too late to abort

>go to fandango to look up Civil War tickets for friday
>mfw theres a Seagal movie IN THEATERS playing at exactly one time slot

Should I?

yep

my sides

greatest anime sword fight of all time

PSA: REDDIT AMA WITH SEAGAL TODAY

We at least need to ask what in the actual fuck did he meant by the "snatch every motherfucker birthday" line

It begins 12PM Eastern, so in 1h44min. FUCK we can't miss this dank opportunity

Explain that image.

That's 12AM. 12PM Eastern is in 13h42min. Faggot

It starts in 30 minutes you retards

try an hour and 30 minutes?

t. someone who's actually in the east coast

you are a mouthbreathing retard

and you weren't pretending

-4 gmt means it starts at 12 in england. Thats in half an hour

Quit bickering phams. We need dummy Reddit logins ASAP

Not 12. I meant 16

is this a homage to Eazy-E?

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Just get your alts lads, it's nearly time

get a throwaway email if you have to and ready up, cunts

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bumperino for aikino

Another birthday snatched. Time for me punani.

Seagal vs Putin

Seagal
>Lord of Aikido
>Honorary black belt in Karate
>Soul Warrior

Putin
>Black belt in Judi
>Invented Combat Sambo
>Extremely high pain tolerance

My birthday in on July 15, what do so he won't snatch it bros?

Will they ever learn?

>amazing dancer

what do you guys think of this

Good thing Putin has a big warm heart and great sense of humor.

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

I wanna go fishing with him

SO WHERE IS THAT STEVEN SEAGAL AMA I THOUGHT IT SHOULD START ABOUT AN HOUR AGO REEEE

Bane vs Seagal (Big guy vs Big guy)

Bane wins unless it's his birthday or he's standing in between Seagal and some punani

yeah no bane is not even a real big guy, he is like 5 foot 6

happy birthday
for you

If i snatched you birthday, would you cry?

FIVE MINUTES UNTIL THE AMA

What the fuck

oh shit

IT'S STARTING NOW YOU...YOU...

DOUBLE SNATCHER

WELL IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT

I don't get how reddit works. Someone link the AMA

where is it

this please, i dont understand this shitty site

>I don't get how reddit works.
.... Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

Seagals home

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EAASSYY

>from thailand
wew lads

>I will not be doing Expendables 4.

Sup Forumseddit
I'll allow it this time. It's the magic of seagalposting coming alive

easy......

MEME
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someone ask him what is the buddha nature

Shut up or i snatch your motherfucker birthday

link me ur posts to upboat :)

easy
EASY
EEEEAASY

How do they know its the real Seagal?

Someone ask him if he likes that thai boipuccy.

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

IT BEGINS
Captcha: select the popcorn

Just seems like such a Seagal thing to say.

some faggot with an account ask him already about the motherfucking birthdays.

>I started playing the guitar in Detroit in the '50s and I was in an all-black band.
How can the band be all-black when is some kind of white?

>I started playing the guitar in Detroit in the '50s and I was in an all-black band.

Kek, has he really lied so much that he now believes his own lies?

amazing human bean

nigga was born in 1952 and claims to have played in an all-black band in detroit in the 50's

classic seagal