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Reminder that Smalljon is putting Ramsay on a ruse cruise.

Osha and Rickon exchanged knowing glances at each other, and made no remarks or anything, staying quiet, even though they should be scared or angry at least with Ramsay fucking shit there and being sold out by the Umbers.

And that wolf head was way too small for Shaggydog, pic related. But Ramsay wouldn't know that cause he's never seen a direwolf, unlike Roose, who's conveniently dead.

NORTHERN MASTER PLAN CONFIRMED.

GET HYPE.

>tfw Emilia gets that JLH bod

>The leaks have been consistent with the trailers before they came out and with the show so far
>This autist doesn't believe them
Top KEKOLD.

JON = JESUS
BRAVO D&D

Fuck Kartstarks

SCREENCAP THIS

>Trial by combat will be with Loras (or anyone except the Hound) and Mountain
>Mountain will easily defeat Faith's champion
>at the same time, Septon Maribald is going to Kingslanding to coordinate with the crown and investigate this old man calling himself as 'High Sparrow" and is tasked to put an end to his shenanigans and is accompanied by his muscle, the Grave Digger
>Cersei rejoices and orders Mountain to kill as many Faith as possible
>Margaery and Loras are now zealous faith faggots and is killed by the Mountain
>Tommen complains that Margaery got caught in the crossfire
>Cersei too smug to listen to Tommen
>Tommen grabs a sword and stabs Mountain
>Tommen's head is crushed
>Cersei goes insane and orders to burn kingslanding to the ground
>Septon Maribald Arrives with the real Faith and kills High Sparrow
>Gravedigger vs Mountain while fire is raging in kingslanding
>they fight throughout different parts of KL
>Jaime stabs Cersei in the back before she could burn everything down

>be prisoner
>speak up while your captors talk about you, bringing attention to yourself

>It's yet another "Ramsay kills people hahaha so violent I love GoT!!!1!" episode
Jesus fuck

Reminder that Qyburn is the nicest man in Westeros

WAS NOT APPEARING IN THE FIRST 3 EPISODES PART OF YOUR PLAN?

First for Onion Knight

Uno farto @ 32:10

I don't think hack and hack are smart enough for that

What's with the choreography? Looks like shit.

And why don't they ever ever use shields while using longsword?

Count the posts that are reposted every single thread.

>Alfie's shit eating smirk

literally impossible.

Buncha cousins at a book shop edition.

kek

Sad part is I can actually see this happening

Have we literally had one dick joke every episode this season so far?

D A B I D
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Who /rana/ here?

That comparison is triggering as hell.
JLH : Thick done right.
Emilia : Fat whale.

as if D&D would even bother with that much complexity in a plot. They found out a long time ago they can cruise through the rest of the show with fan service and random deaths.

House Karstark "We like them young"

literally what was the point of the entire mereen segment in 03

>be autistic with me guys! XD

>already being paraded
>not literally already have attention on yourself

He just wants to get into cersei's pants

Its pretty fucking obvious that the Umbers will fuck over Ramsay, whether Osha and Rickon are in on the plot isn't clear

I just hope Shaggydog is alive ;_;

Those are two different leaks fag.

The one discussing Jon/The North were on a website at the beginning of the season and they've gotten shit wrong. Like Jon being resurrected in episode 5.

The ones that are right are the ones that come from the Spanish dude on YouTube on the friday before the episode.

They all look so young. Who is the tall one in the back?

BASED REDDIT BRINGING THE THEORY HEAT

>plebs of /got/ didn't think of this

FUCK OFF SHITSKIN SHILLING POO IN LOO

Yet showfags still name Dany as the show's best girl.

xth for Yung Robby getting on a magical chariot to Westerosi Hogwarts

>when a girls arms are bigger than yours

So in the preview of the next episode it seems that Jorah and Daario are fighting each other in a dark room

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This is what I'm talking about faggot

JLH's fat all went to her hips, ass, and tits.
Emilia's fat all went to her arms, midsection, and neck.

>Still no new The Normies episode

POO IN LOO

but seriously, kill your spamming ass

>he's going to be the one that shoots Pycelle and Kevan
>it will be portrayed as a loyal servant standing up for Queen Cersei against traitors

>taking it literally
I think the boy with autism here, is you.

This. I'm really sick of Dabid thinking dick jokes are the funniest thing ever and make great comic relief.

Yeah but like direct attention, as in they aren't just talking about you, you speak up, and they stop talking and start addressing you.

Or in Ramsay's case, he stops talking, looks at you, approaches, and breaks a few fingers for daring to speak while two Lords are talking.

I want to cuddle cersei...

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>Missandei this episode

Are Ramsay, Harrion and Smalljon supposed to be the male northern Sand Snakes?

I don't know who she is, or why I should care.

Robb Stark

Did you forget about him already

He's so much cuter than I would have expected. I wonder what the stylists were thinking with Theon's stupid hair and mustache.

The King in the North.

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fuck off with your dumb whore nobody gives a fuck about beside you

Yes.

Tyrion made dick jokes in episodes 1 and 2. Tormund got one in 3. Also (fart)

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How doomed am I if I find arms like that attractive?

Ass ain't bad, now she needs some bigger tits.

He looks so different there, I wasn't sure it was him.

best stark

robb

Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

Faggot can't stop thinking about dicks for just one second, would explain the quality of the writing for the past two seasons

They cast this no-name actor early on in S6 and I still can't figure out who he will be in the show

Random soldier?

You're literally the gift being given to a dude, and the Umber's literally called you Rickon Stark, they already have direct attention on you

why was jon naked after he woke up

They look plenty big.

Winterbowl is so much better in the books it's not even funny

>Bastardbowl
>Stark loyalists on the defensive, Bolton fucking shits have the advantage
>Stark army surrounded, Ramsay moves in for the kill
>suddenly, howls tear through the air, drowning out the sounds of combat
>Nymeria crests a hilltop, followed by wolves
>thousands of wolves
>Bolton army BTFO by the natural fury of the North
>Ramsay devoured by Ghost, Nymeria, and Shaggydog since the Northern Master Plan is fucking confirmed

post yfw

>implying the show will ever be that interesting

Fuck off Pycelle.

Hahahaha sick callback!!

The duel-wielding triggered me t b h.

>Dornish candy plums

Did anyone watch Preston's new Dorne video?
It fits.

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Probably just used to seeing him with the beard now.

Why is she so fucking hot

>Stannis "Things look dire, better put my heir on a pyre!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Bring your daughter to the slaughter!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Twenty good men? My line must end." Baratheon
>Stannis "Bad lookout? Let's have a cookout!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Army covered in ice? Shireen must pay the Iron Price." Baratheon
>Stannis "Guards abandoned post so now my heir is toast." Baratheon
>Stannis "When my army no longer advances, it's time to rekindle my chances" Baratheon
>Stannis "When the winter grows colder, Shireen's gonna smoulder." Baratheon
>Stannis "Davos won't find it funny, but I burned his favourite cunny" Baratheon
>Stannis "Stuck in a blizzard? Show them you're a BBQ wizard." Baratheon
>Stannis "Too much snow? To the flames she must go." Baratheon
>Stannis "The rightful king will return but first his daughter must burn" Baratheon
>Stannis "Set an Heir Ablaze, and the Results Will Amaze" Baratheon
>Stannis "For these events to transpire, kill my daughter with fire" Baratheon
>Stannis "It's a Sin for Most, But I Love a Good Roast" Baratheon
>Stannis "Two feet of snow? Up in smoke must she go" Baratheon
>Stannis "Fuck the books, tonight my daughter cooks" Baratheon
>Stannis "Daughter into charcoal is certainly the goal." Baratheon
>Stannis "Got a daughter? Mine's hotter." Baratheon
>Stannis "Morale will break without Venison steak." Baratheon
>Stannis "Goodbye My Heiress, Hello Weather Fairest" Baratheon
>Stannis "She Loves to Read Books, Let's See How Well She Cooks" Baratheon
>Stannis "When The Weather Becomes Breezy, Cooking My Daughter Becomes Easy" Baratheon
>Stannis "I Know Less from Fewer, and I'm the Best Barbecuer" Baratheon
>Stannis "To Make the Snow Mild, We Must Burn My Only Child" Baratheon
>Stannis "R'hllor Has a Hunger, and They're Tastier When They're Younger" Baratheon
>Stannis "Let's Gather Some Sticks, She'll Not See Season Six" Baratheon
>Stannis "Hold Her Tighter, I'll Get a Lighter" Baratheon

would you let her poison you in exchange for facefucking her?

no

>that young Ned guy doing Emilia's forced eyebrow moves

disgusting

I dunno man, if I were a captive, I'd only speak when spoken to family. But that's just me.

I like it.

ser arthur dayne

tell me about lyanna

>reddit still believes DnD are smart enough or even care enough to do more than the most obvious thing

how can anyone be that stupid, this is embarrassing even for reddit

Other characters are tortured, loose body parts, watch their loved ones get killed, or get killed themselves. All this cunt gets is a day of dysentery.

where is that book thing from, world of ice and fire?

Well somebody's gotta do it since Aegon is cut

Yes

why do teenage girls cream their pants over Jon Snuh when Robb was objectively more handsome

wasn't that sith on the left a woman

It seemed alot better done than I was expecting at least.

I love these, people need to make more.

Explain this meme.

and what would that be

It wasn't even human.

Lame, kys

Because Robb failed and died

>still having faith in D&D
>still think D&D are capable to write a clever ruse

Yes

who would win? spartacus and crixus or arthur dayne and hightower?

she got sold off in marriage, fucked doggystyle a lot and lost her husband and newborn babby.