What Kevin Smith Thinks Of Captain America: Civil War

>I put this movie shoulder to shoulder with The Dark Knight. That's high praise. I thought The Dark Knight was- at the time I believe I said that the Godfather 2 of comic book movies. It's insanely well done and it's an empire built movie. You can't get there without 10 or 12 movies prior to it, which they've done expertly over at Marvel.

>dat thick aguilera
dayum

Suprised that the liberal like it.

Thick blondes are such fucking god tier

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>This isn’t the first time that Kevin Smith has heaped praise onto ‘Captain America: Civil War’, as he took to Twitter after originally watching it to call it, “Easily the greatest comic book movie ever made! Best Spidey flick too!”

Clearly a lot of people agree with Kevin Smith, too. Because ‘Captain America: Civil War’ has been met with critical acclaim by fans and critics alike, and it’s the ultimate proof that Marvel are still the kings of the comic-book genre.

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fat fuck

Thinly veiled Thicktina thread?

*wheeze*

Why is his opinion valued?

Why doe anything Smith says get press?

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Did you see the 180 he did on BvS?

Paid shill.

Hes a safe bet much like those youtube review channels where their opinion is a gauge of their audiences. ' Wow, he speaks for me'.

because, other than movies, he does a lot of talking.

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hnnnnggggggg

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Rewatched TDK last week after years since I last saw it.
Shocker, it's great

Hah that bald spot

Pathetic isnt it

This guy wears the same outfit everywhere he goes. What a fucking disgusting slob.

Why should anyone take the opinion of grown up AJ Soprano seriously?

What possesses a man to wear the same outfit for 20 years.

It's a really good and practical idea really. Einstien wore the same thing everyday because he said he didn't want to waste brainpower picking something out each day.

Has ever such an untalented filmmaker been so influential on pop culture? His reach is absurd.

I know right

Its so dissappointing that the failure of BvS and the blind hype of Spiderman can elevate such a flawed flick to these heights

Im comforted in the fact that this praise will not endure for long

Her head is too big and manly for her body.
But Considering her fucking ugly father she lucked out

>bringing up Einstein while defending Kevin Smith

You motherfucker get out now

I dont understand either

He made Clerks and Mallrats, wrote a couple comic books.....so that makes him some geek god whose opinion of comic book movies everyone should care about

>Considering her fucking ugly father she lucked out
Nah, she looks just like her mom. Also, Kevin has lost a TON of weight the last couple years.

I love his pod casts, but god damn, hes made some TERRIBLE fucking movies the last few years.

He looks like the retarded son you pretend to love but secretly wish you had aborted

Dude actually looks worse fat than he did obese.

Impressive.

It could be the toddler clothes. I wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit.

Anyone whos fat and wears shorts or 3 1/4 lengths is that guy. Dont be that guy, you know who you are, this is not the look for you.

>Caring about Kevin Smith's opinion
>Even listening to this pathetic waste of sperms podcasts/videos
>He goes off about his "sex life" and randomly hs to brag about his films

Just kill me now.

>I wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit.
Christ I know right? With all that money you would think he could hire someone to dress him.

I would probably even like his first few films more if he just kept his mouth shut most of the time.

The jeans, the hats, the random hockey shirts, the shirt/blazer combo of dread. Is he a college freshman?

Why does he look like such a fucking buffoon in every picture? It's not just the meme face.

At least those jeans are semi normal. Still rocking tops a child would think look cool.

>Has more money / success than you will ever have
FUCK HIM, HE LOOKS FUNNY!

i own a house and don't have to work a single day
i still don't dress like a thirteen year old boy

i want to agree with you but being "thick" is a difficult, illusory weight to maintain.

christina looked better as a slender, genie in a bottle and not this blonde bovine she's turned into.

and the cute, white girl christina was never found again...

>GUH... GUYS! WHU WATCH IT MORE THAN ONCE
>CAPESHIT SO DEEP

She was never white though, look at the last name hefe.

>posting Rey Mysterio Jr's retarded son

I want to slide my genie in her bottle if you know what I mean

>someone says that they don't like Chasing Amy

TRAITOR

Dude sitting in a bar casually talking about eating pussy lmao

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Can someone tell me why people like this shitty hackneyed movie?

>no movement at all
women would rather mutilate their bodies just to have something that looks good under clothes

>he has never talked about sex with his friends in a bar

Yeah and transgenders would rather cut their penises off to justify mental illnesses. It's one year since 2015, get with the program already you bigot.

No Watchmen, no V for Vendetta, no Dark Knight, no Oscar winner kino approved Road to perdition.


They aint shit

Anyway, how's your sex life?

Explain

This. Who gives a fuck about that fat nerd, I need more Aguilera in my life!

from what I can tell it sticks to the comic book storylines with autistic fidelity and that's literally all that matters to capeshit fans. this one guy on a gaming podcast i listen to, who absolutely cums himself over everything Marvel and thinks Zack Snyder is Hitler and the Nolan movies are hugely overrated, even said this explicitly. i'm paraphrasing, but he essentially said "if you're making a superhero movie, it needs to stick exactly to what happened in the comics and if it does it's a good movie and if it doesn't it's a bad movie."

they don't care about the movie in and of itself, they view it through a completely different lens than someone like me who doesn't give a fuck about the lore. it's extremely childish in my eyes, even if a superhero movie is good in isolation, unless it adheres strictly to the backstory all the nerds will deride it and consider it "bad."

Voice is on in a couple of hours your wish is granted

Seriously gave me a boner. This woman is a miracle-worker

Fucking hell

I can't see or hear of Kevin smith without thinking of aguilera ass. Thanks Sup Forums

fake tits RARELY look good naked. So women would rather have bit tits to hide under clothes, than to have smaller tits that probably look better naked. It's a weird compromise that I will never get. Like if they had a penis enlargement surgery that would give me a 10 inch penis with coke can girth, but it would always be limp and could never get hard, I wouldn't get it. Someone out there would just so they could look like jon hamm.

>it sticks to the comic book storylines with autistic fidelity

Then the guy on that podcast already said something untrue, and even if it was the Civil War comic story is notoriously shit.

But yes, there are too many Marvel cum slurping fags out there. A big reason that I hate Civil War is that Winter Soldier was so good, so unlike what these dipshits would assume it's not like I'm biased against Marvelshit. Civil War was just a terrible movie with a clearly hacked together script.

yeah, maybe because only couple guys will look at their clothles bodyand millions will look at it under clothes

not to mention, Aguilera actually has awsome fake tits. I also find it super hot how she had those tiny, teen titties and then she had those huge melons she still has today

Fine, and yours?

>browses Sup Forums
>haven't seen The Room

>Aguilera actually has awsome fake tits.
lol, no she doesn't.

Aguilera always has them hanging out and they bounce everywhere, she probably has implants but she was already a C before she got them. Her tits are great.

The bra is holding them in here.

Plenty of clips of them swinging about elsewhere.

>fat fold in tight cleavage dress

Hold up we got a titty expert doctor here

>cherrypicked example

always a pleasure

>she probably has implants but she was already a C before she got them
that delusion though.

He's seen as a "comic book authority", he's the only superfan with a career to really backup what he says; he's made solid films, written solid films, and acted in them. Better than some Youtuber who has never actually made anything worth shit.

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>Did you see the 180 he did on BvS?
>Paid shill.

This.

Nigger gave an honest opinion about how he thought the BvS film was shit, and was, no doubt, immediately accosted by Jews for shitting all over there movie, and threatened that he would be black balled if he didn't retract his negative opinion.

Now that fat bastard is firmly in the pocket of the Jew, and you'll never here anything negative from him again, unless it's Jew approved negativity, of course.

goddamn she has always been fucking ugly as hell

Are you retarded?

>fat fold
the lengths you'll go

just watch the her fat season of the voice. Her tits are horrendous

Ok bro, keep banging that steady diet of 10/10s you got and I'll take those xtina leftovers

her head really is fucking huge. it looks so weird.

>yeah, I'll insult him by telling him how I'll masturbate to xtina, that'll do it!

That WILL do it, what else was there to do than point out that if you nitpick woman like this you are a complete retard?

How old are you?

Jesus and some nigger said she has crap tits goddamn

>nitpick
saying her elbows are a weird shape is nitpicking. Pointing out the fact that she has fake tits is not.

13, you?

>marveldrones actually believe this

The Dark Knight is mid tier capeshit. Literally one of the most boring, over long, preachy capeflicks out there.

>Muh Ledger

hater

>you will never be paid to adjust xtinas cleavage

who is dressing this man?

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>Sperg shoes and extremely "relaxed" looking dad jeans

You give him too much credit, he's a total trainwreck.

I mean he can wear that kinda shit when he's chilling out at home I don't care. If ya wear it as your formal clothes tho there's no way not to look like a tard.

Most important things should be the fit and the appropriate level of formality for the event both of which he's failing at.

ill be watching the voice tonight with the sound off and my pants down brehs

I personally like his movies even tho a lot of them are cheesy but I don't like him as person. He talks waaaaaaaaaaaaaayy to much

>50 movies in an Disney's Marvel has yet to make an above average film

>tfw he's not making that hockey movie
Yoga Hosers looks fucking terrible. He needs to stop making meme movies and get back on the ball.

>Did you see the 180 he did on BvS?
explain? I saw his 1 hour long review where he basically said "he liked it despite itself"