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lads I told a normie i would go out tonight and I've decided not to, what's a good excuse?

>find ASMR girl's facebook
>it's tamer than her instagram

wasted effort

nae i jus said to ye d' broon bloke on d' counta didnae no wa a 10g amba leef wos n so i adtae taek a wee drag from d' argos catalog all roolied oop intae a wee spluff

How many texts from girls will you get wishing you happy new year tonight?

im a little virgin and im going to stay in my room wanking to lads putting their willys in girls flowers

say you've got the shits

trying to decide what my last wank of 2016 is going to be

If homosexuality is completely normal, how come homosexuals can't reproduce with each other? A homosexual wouldn't exist if he/she weren't born

Blasphemous

move to northern maine. it's basically the same but you won't be a canadian which makes it better