RIP

RIP

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He might as well be. Sharon is going to take every last cent from him.

>implying the Prince of Darkness can die

he just went home.

Don't think thats possible.
She has a career and isnt dependent on him to live. So how could she claim she needs all his money to survive

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Overdose incoming

>Don't think thats possible.
She's also a woman scorned. A woman that runs all his finances and has for 40 years. She'll suck him dry.

Eh, they seem to have a decent relationship with each other

>>Overdose incoming

booze couldn't do it, drugs couldn't do it, literally the only thing that could kill him now is the ghosts of the Alamo

Who?

J U S T
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>2016
>MARRIAGE
LMAO

>murdered by the ghosts of the Alamo incoming

Caitlyn Jenner

Yeah, right up until she found out he was cheating on her.

You had me worried op
Ozzy is based
>who can we puuuttt on the casssseeee
We need peeerrrry mmaaasssooon

>that pained 90 minute Jim Norton eulogy on tomorrow's show

>'member meeeeee?

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why cheat? sharon is still hot

J U S T
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She has a shit personality, people she works with hate her.

Because you're worth 200 million and could get any hot young stripper in town? Fag.

sharons 99% sawdust and goose feathers at this point
and in any divorce she'll get all the fucking money
it will be ozzy trying to get payments from her every mon-
oh wait shit
he'll get alimony payments from her because he's used to a certain lifestyle

ozzy's a fucking genius

ALLLLLLLL ABOOOOAAARRRD

HA HA HA HA

BARK AT THE MOON

HA HA HA HA HAAAA

>200 years old
>no grey hair

what kind of faggot dyes his hair

>implying that ain't a wig

wig with a part to the scalp.looks pretty real

Two wigs.

Plugs? Iunno, it's Ozzy, he's survived in a business at a time when he should be fucking dead, let the man dye his hair.

>yfw zakk wylde is banging sharon on the side

Did you like his cartoon?

youtube.com/watch?v=rvFTL6qOvfg

I wouldn't be surprised if he is found days later at a homeless shelter waiting in line for soup.

he's still a drug addict or at the least an blackout drunk

>muh kids aren't safe i need custody
>muh alimony
>muh 50%

She will fuck him twice as hard as even Sabbath's management in the 70s did.

Say it with me boys and say it true...

JUST

>all these memes
>WHERE IS OZZIE
>IS HE LAYING DEAD IN A GUTTER SOMEWHERE

Nigger he's on tour with black sabbath and probably hasn't even heard about this garbage.