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ARRRRGGH SAVE ME JON SNOW

uno

When?

>Stannis "Things look dire, better put my heir on a pyre!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Bring your daughter to the slaughter!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Twenty good men? My line must end." Baratheon
>Stannis "Bad lookout? Let's have a cookout!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Army covered in ice? Shireen must pay the Iron Price." Baratheon
>Stannis "Guards abandoned post so now my heir is toast." Baratheon
>Stannis "When my army no longer advances, it's time to rekindle my chances" Baratheon
>Stannis "When the winter grows colder, Shireen's gonna smoulder." Baratheon
>Stannis "Davos won't find it funny, but I burned his favourite cunny" Baratheon
>Stannis "Stuck in a blizzard? Show them you're a BBQ wizard." Baratheon
>Stannis "Too much snow? To the flames she must go." Baratheon
>Stannis "The rightful king will return but first his daughter must burn" Baratheon
>Stannis "Set an Heir Ablaze, and the Results Will Amaze" Baratheon
>Stannis "For these events to transpire, kill my daughter with fire" Baratheon
>Stannis "It's a Sin for Most, But I Love a Good Roast" Baratheon
>Stannis "Two feet of snow? Up in smoke must she go" Baratheon
>Stannis "Fuck the books, tonight my daughter cooks" Baratheon
>Stannis "Daughter into charcoal is certainly the goal." Baratheon
>Stannis "Got a daughter? Mine's hotter." Baratheon
>Stannis "Morale will break without Venison steak." Baratheon
>Stannis "Goodbye My Heiress, Hello Weather Fairest" Baratheon
>Stannis "She Loves to Read Books, Let's See How Well She Cooks" Baratheon
>Stannis "When The Weather Becomes Breezy, Cooking My Daughter Becomes Easy" Baratheon
>Stannis "I Know Less from Fewer, and I'm the Best Barbecuer" Baratheon
>Stannis "To Make the Snow Mild, We Must Burn My Only Child" Baratheon
>Stannis "R'hllor Has a Hunger, and They're Tastier When They're Younger" Baratheon
>Stannis "Let's Gather Some Sticks, She'll Not See Season Six" Baratheon
>Stannis "Hold Her Tighter, I'll Get a Lighter" Baratheon

In S4E1, it specifically mentions all three Kings Guard were at the Tower of Joy.

Under Gerold Hightowers entree it says:

>Died in the Red Mountains of Dorne alongside his sworn brothers Ser Arthur Dayne and Ser Oswell Whent after refusing to bend the knee to the new king Robert Baratheon. All were defeated by a small force led by Lord Eddard Stark of Winterfell.

youtube.com/watch?v=gBb15PQn-gQ

Around the 1 minute mark


3RD KINGS GUARD CONFIRMED

GoT has finally gone back to its roots!

I can't find any other word to describe Ep.3 with any other word than classy. This is the signature Game of Thrones I knew and fell in love with.

Yeah, nothing MAJOR happens, but every single scene was so well fleshed out. I the Tommen and High Sparrow scene, you could see the entire process through which the high sparrow was starting to get into Tommen's head, as he cleverly leveraged what Tommen desires most and used that to gain favor. It did not feel rushed at all, but was meticulously done.

Every character was paid their due respect. Ser Alliser, who lost many of our respect, stuck to his character till the bitter end. He held his head high and at the end of the day, he and Jon both realized they were only following their own principles and did what they truly believed was right. Alliser died with respect and honor (in its own way) and THAT is the Game of Thrones I know.

I honestly believe this was the best GoT episode since season 4. Seasons 5 and first 2 episodes of season 6 just didn't feel like "classic Game of Thrones" to me because they were filled with so many tropes, cheap deaths (Ser Barristan, Doran, etc.) and most scenes generally felt rushed.

Tonight they took their time with every scene and their acting felt real as every character was at their best.

I hope this continues on for the rest of the season (and beyond). This is the classy Game of Thrones I know that no other show can ever compete against.

Press F to pay respects

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Reminder:

>Starks are supposedly loved by their bannermen
>Karstarks AND Umbers betray them
Great, at least I understand the Karstarks

>no one cares that Ramsay killed Roose (it's obvious: Walda is dead too)
Not the other Houses, not the Freys...

>Jaime is actually becoming a worse character than ever before
Jesus, fuck. They are totally changing him, he's still sucking Cersei's tits for godssake

>Gilly's baby is still a baby
Reminder that Walda went through an ENTIRE pregnancy (a la 9 months) and the baby is still a baby

sage
sageru

FUCKING D&D IS RUINING THIS TV SHOW

GODDAMMIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Does it irritate you when people enjoy things

Try fucking off to a plebbit pun thread.

I have about as much respect for Game of Thrones as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is Reddit. It is video game hot pocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.

It is the most depraved video game infantilized man child degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is SJW. It is Walter White. I am seething.

Hey, remember when there used to be this shit call "politics" and "consequences" on the show?

Like for example, the Freys were a part of Robb's army because he promised to marry one of them, and when he broke that promise, it had huge consequences that ultimately cost him his life?

Now Ramsay can just outright murder a couple Freys and apparently nobody gives a shit.

I also read that post on reddit. Upvoted! :)

friendly reminder N + L = J is happening bros

>You know, I asked him about who Jon Snow's real parents were, and he told me. I can't say who, but I can tell you that it involves a bit of a Luke Skywalker situation. It will all come to fruition eventually. The whole thing with all the fight over proper succession is partly inspired by the War of the Roses in the late 1400s, and back then, to ensure pedigree, the monarchies were kind of inbred. It's definitely fucked up, but it definitely happened back then, so that's why there's incest with the Targaryen line. It's toned down, though.

>Parris did come up with a few alternative suggestions for Jon's parentage that George wouldn't comment on, but apparently one suggestion did provoke one of George's 'evil smiles' (apparently deployed whenever he has come up with an extremely cunning plot twist). However, absolutely no amount of persuasion or bribery would get her to reveal what that theory was.

based GRRM

>it was an "accidental" creampie.
>i mistook her for someone else!
>we must never speak of this!
>fuck me harder ned!
>give benjen a turn ned
>brother brandon won't like sharing me ned
>promise me you won't forget me. promise me, ned.

D&D dont give a fuck anymore and it shows

N+L=J

It is known

He'll be raped, castrated, flayed, and killed by episode 9

CIA and his wife Sansa will be ruling the North with a foreign army by the end of the season

Thank you for saving me

Reminder Jaime will never travel to the riverlands, instead we will get more bad pussy

t. stannisfag

I honestly wanted him to call Jon "bastard" again

Is this satire?

>Sansa wins by doing absolutely nothing
>D&D will still try to pass this off as female empowerment

What's Frey going to do? March an army by land up to Winterfell and kill Ramsay?

Cersei dispatched Littlefinger to exterminate House Bolton, there's nothing else that can be done on the Lannister/Frey side while Blackfish is putting up a fight

could probably have more politics and consequences if they didn't spend time on snek and similar plots

>Ser Davos shoehorning "fuck" in every sentence
>"FAIL AGAIN"
>complete Sam filler

Man I'm not even half-way and its already disappointing

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>leans to the side
*frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*


haha

you know this shit makes sense because part of the major character revelations in sunday's episode was about how Ned wasn't as honorable as he had made himself out to be, a fact that Bran had some hesitation in accepting

*user has been gifted gold for this post

R+L=J

it is known

/got/ has better discussion then westeros.org and the shills over at reddit

qt

Thumbnail looks like taytay. I accidentally gay.
>N-no homo

Wait till you get to the tyrion scene

Ok, so who said last season that Jaime would go to the Riverlands? I thought it was confirmed that the Riverland plotline was happening this season.

Did I get trolled/lied to, or what? IS Jaime doing Riverlands or not? I swore everyone said he was doing it this season.

He's literally doing nothing.

No one's doing anything. People getting killed off isn't plot development.

>Sansa's cousin gives Littlefinger the second most powerful army in Westeros
>Sansa sits by his side like a good little lady while he slaughters the Boltons
>Sansa marries Littlefinger because 90% of the troops left in the North will basically be Littlefingers' by the end of the season and Jon won't be able to do shit

>unironically linking to reddit
you need to go back

what did he mean by this

poisoned by our enemies

he could be in the tower defending the entrance of lyanna's room

So that girl didn't hit Arya when she said the Hound was dead. That means he is %100 dead right?

>being this tone deaf

D&D haven't even cast a Rhaegar to show him in a single scene for the dumbass TV audience. RLJ is dead, it's ogre. Rhaegar isn't important. Deal with it.

And D&D are telegraphing Jon being evil hard.

>Riverland plotline was happening this season

It is, the Siege of Riverrun is confirmed to be happening along with some other things. Walder, Blackfish, Edmure and Thoros are all confirmed to be returning. You can see a Frey wedding in one of the trailers.

He's figured it out, everyone.

I browse both, downvoting you for that.

Nope
Best be gettin hype

Not really. Ned never claimed he beat Dayne I'm single combat.

>March an army by land up to Winterfell
Their army is already there. I know on the show now Ramsay just has a uniform blob of Bolton soldiers, but once upon a time Roose was relying on Frey provided men.

They used similar wording in the books and its played off as The Hound is dead but the man who was him has changed and is no longer that person

the waif isn't some all-seeing deity user

Rhaegar is already dead in the ToJ flashback. Why would he need to be casted.

That's bullshit and you know it. Dipshit and dick licker replaced the third Kingsguard with another sword for Arthur Dayne

I hope Blackfish holds onto Riverrun long enough to hear that Robin (Littlefinger) put the Starks back in charge in the North and help is on the way

He was already dead at the Trident

What does casting have to do with that?

>TOJ scene
>Lyanna just gave birth
>says its rhaegars
>Gotta save my nephew because honorable ned dont want baby targaryans getting rekt
>Bam jon snow

no rhaegar casting needed.
>

No

They don't know the facts of Arya's life. They can tell when she's lying. Arya believes that the Hound died, so in her mind that's the truth.

And, for the millionth time, The Hound is literally confirmed to return because Ian McShane spoiled it.

anyone got a screencap of the Sup Forums mod post from last night?

>littlefinger will never put his little finger in sansa's butthole

hold me bros

>He'll be raped, castrated, flayed, and killed by episode 9

reekon next ep

never thank god, one of the good choices Dick and Dom made was to cut that edgelord

So the preview showed Theon on a ship and then with Yara. So I guess he walked 500 miles or so with no food or supplies on his own through hostile territory in winter conditions from Winterfell to the west coast?

In the books maybe, but no Frey army has ever been in the North in the show

No but I can copypaste the message

>I have about as much respect for Game of Thrones as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is Reddit. It is video game hot pocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
>It is the most depraved video game infantilized man child degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is SJW. It is Walter White. I am seething.

TELEPOR'

Wrong again. Given the Targ king is dead at this point neither of them are kingsguard.

F

Felt really bad to see Ser Alliser go. He was one of the few characters left in the show who I could associate with the nostalgic feeling of season 1. I never got tired of seeing or hearing him.

The wall won't ever be the same or as much fun without grumpy ol' Ser Alliser around.

Off topic test

no one cares

I almost dropped out of GoT just there

What's to happen to Rickon Stark according to Spanish Spoiler?

>hey we'll speed up tyrion's Dance plot AND put him on dany's council to have him rule the city when dany leaves!
>sorry Barristan that means you'll have to die, tyrion is going to get your chapters. He's more likeable to the audience and we can't stick around in meereen if you're the main POV character

>flashforward to tyrion actually in season six with his merged Barristan role
>get quips and cock jokes

wasn't tyrion marketed as the show's main character for most of its duration? what the fuck happened?

But then how will DD find room for more HILARIOUS fart and dick jokes?

isn't that just copypasta from ages ago though

idk what you're talking about because I was talking about the CLEAGANEBOWL FUCKING CONFIRMED post

Calling it now, the bodies set on fire and upside down during the Bastard Bowl will be Waldas and Roose's.

Ramsay will try and terrify his enemies into thinking that if he was willing to kill his own father and mother in law that horribly and put his body on display like that, what would he do to his enemies?

>The wall won't ever be the same

The wall storyline is finished

Tyrion hasn't been the main character since season 4

He means: Really? Walda Frey and her son is dead too. Are you really that retarded? What else can this be besides you murdering your entire family to secure your position.

Nah, killing Rickon in front of Jon like the leaks say would be way better than killing him immediately

>Edd, you dolorous bastard, here you are Lord Commander now
>But Jon my undead friend, why me?
>Well...you're the only remaining Nightswatchman with a name.

See

>The wall storyline is finished
This

How many virgins do you think there are in the ASOIAF universe? How was a fat shit like Sam able to get that sweet pussy? ITS NOT FAIR.

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>tfw no more naked Dany
>tfw Tower of Joy ruined

post thick khaleesy the mother of burgers

You need to be 18+ to post here user
go away

>everything that had logic and consequences
from the books
>everything else
show

Sam the Slayer slaying that wildling pussy

Can someone feed me some spoilers please? I'm hungry, and the show bores me now.

>Targaryen theme plays briefly just before Jon cuts the rope
pottery
I just read this on Reddit

Those are Osha's and Rickon's

>fart jokes are now acceptable

pls end this series

Reminder that Bran was stopped because he was going to alter the timeline.

Reminder that the reason he was stopped is because the three-eyed raven knows all to well what happens when one attempts to change the past. He tried to warn the King of the coming whitewalker invasion the next coming winter. Instead, he drove the King insane and caused Robert's Rebellion

>it's a "showfag gets butthurt that the show is actually bad" thread