I met Tim Allen 9 days ago in Las Vegas. I had 30 second conversation with him. Ask me anything

I met Tim Allen 9 days ago in Las Vegas. I had 30 second conversation with him. Ask me anything.

Where in Vegas?

what is your name?

what is your quest?

what is your favorite color?

Did you guys bump a few rails?

Did he fuck Jill Taylor in real life? 30 seconds probably wasn't enough to broach this subject, but it could have been.

At the Wynn hotel. He was there for a wedding.

For you

I wish. I'm sure he had a large amount on him.

No but he said Al cucked him irl.

Did he look as shitty as the OP irl?

He looked pretty old. But I would say he looked better. His wife was pretty milfy though.

What did you talk about?

Huh, who would have thought? I would have figured Wilson

How much coke did he buy off you?

We were at the same wedding together. I saw him at the dessert buffet. I said hi and asked who he knew. He was best friends with the groom's father.

Good for him.

my coworker was at that wedding.

A pound and a half

I already did the obligatory Tim Allen coke reference. See above

What is your wife's son's name?

What was for dessert?

I was on the bride's side

It was a buffet you illiterate

So was she!

Why do you think anyone cares?

Forgot I was fucking wasted. Lots of chocolate.

pretty sure he was too.... I forget the names of the people getting married. and in fact have never met them.

I hear it was a pretty good time.

Because we are egging him on.

Is he and Tom Hanks friends IRL?

How does she know the bride?

Jamarquious russel.

And what was on the fucking buffet, you inbred mother fucker. Are we talking chocolate covered pretzels, sorbet, cake, Willy mother fucking Wonka shit or angel food cake and sliced apples.

Thanks! I imagine there was quite the amount of beverage flowing.

How did the conversation go?
I'm looking for verbatim.

fuck off your not me.

But he said he knew the grooms dad ...

Control yourself, faggot. Mom didn't make you dessert tonight?

You got me, Tim here.

AMA Sup Forums

Didn't he used to QB for Oakland?

Nice. Prove it: what time is it, Tim?

party time.

You win.

Is that Magnum P.I.

Don't try to save yourself now, especially with that weak ass comeback. You fucked up you fat asshole.

Did he snitch on you or something like that?

No, you fucked up but worse your mother fucked up by swallowing your unknown father's load that led to your birth.
Fuck off newfag. I own this shit. Now piss off. you are pathetic and you need to royally fuck off.

Is this funny? Is this guy really trying?

>I own this shit
>newfag
Lol

You're a funny guy. Not even trying brah. Don't have to and I still win.

>lol
LOL

What did he smell like? Seriously I wanna know

Somebody skipped biology 101

But you ran away

did he dance?
did he at all participate in the wedding or the reception?

God now I want a bump

I was about to get clean too. thanks OP

OP what the fug answer my questions