Why did they make aunt May so hot?

why did they make aunt May so hot?
Holy fuck, living in a flat with this woman, while being a teen must be fucking suffering, I would fap to her every day.

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Yes.

im guessing uncle ben was a very young brother of Peter's dad?

No.

Im sure most of his webbing ends up stained on aunt may's dirty clothes at some point

mh

>living in a flat with this woman, while being a teen must be fucking suffering,
>implying her and peter don't Fuck on a daily basis

Oh, Peter.

That's so sweet I want to die thinking of how cool it is.

XD

XDDDD

fap

Why would you think that? She's in her 50s with a teenage nephew. She's young or old enough to be his mother.

If anything the way Aunt May is normally portrayed, she's probably too old to be the aunt of someone in his 20s.

would you fuck her?

Yes

I'd pay money to

no

No id make love to her

Reminder that Aunt May and Peter arent blood related

so what

less complicated

>you look so down and tense peter. You want your Aunt May to make you feel better? I can always help you get some... Release

gross faggot

Marisa Tomei
Born December 4, 1964 (age 51)
Brooklyn, New York, United States

SHE IS STILL FERTILE

Tony: May, you'd love that cock, you better try it.
Peter: Yeah, well come on, Aunt May. I've always wanted to.
Aunt May: You have?
Tony: Come on, May, try it.
Aunt May: Oh well, might as well keep it in the family...

stop it

>Don't do it peter! I haven't hit menopause yet
>but aunt may it feels so good

>you're getting your cock sucked, tiger

Did Tony hit it?

if she were in her 30's and looked like that she'd be a 7/10 or 8/10. But the fact that she's in her 50's and looks like that makes her a 10. That's almost 40 years of blowjob experience. Think about that

They want the Sup Forums audience

you just know...

Let's just say Peter wasn't the only one shooting white stuff in the apartment.

>giving blowjobs since she was 11

okaaay...that's a nice headcannon you got there user

>Tell me where it hurts Pete

>flat
Fucking incestuous britbongs

>Broken up with P. Potts
>Stress of trying to save the world, again, on his shoulders
>Look at her user

Yes, absolutely he did.

>it's a Aunt And NOT Nephew Last Roadtrip episode

>good morning tiger, you certainly have a lot of energy

im curious to see at what age marisa tomei will finally become unfuckable, or if she'll end up being a truly fuckable 80 or 90 year old

Why arent we spending out time casting out this scene for a terribly produced porn parody?

no
i don't want to fap

a-axila

...

>come on Peter, that ole Mary Jane can't compete with the woman who knows how you like it best

>But Aunt May, you're my STEP-aunt
D R O P P E D

...

What's with white people and having kids in their late 40s? Is the concept of having relatives including parents and uncles that are around 25 years older than you really that strange?

why do they always say "step" in mainstream porn?

nngh
why you gotta do this to me

It would be nice to sleep in the same bed together, do you feel uncomfortable with that?

Because incest is taboo in western society.

I guess because true incest bothers some people? It bothers me that they pussy out

>Marvel, we've done FIVE Spider-man movies already, how are you going to make people watch the new one?

>aunt may, why are you getting naked?

They have things to do in the life before breeding. Besides, as lifespans are increasing having kids later and later is going to become more and more prevalent for healthy, successful people.

>I bet you have action quite often user.. but I'm feeling pretty lonely..

>having kids later and later
>healthy, successful people
>not an epidemic of autists and weirdos

>those nips

>having kids that late
>your kid is 16 and you're nearing 60
>you have nothing in common with your kid since the age gap is so big
>you don't have the energy to keep up with a teenager and he or she turns into a n asshole.
>healthy

Yeah OK.

PREPARE THE BUTTER

MORE BUTTER

>aunt may tells you to take your short off because it's too warm for that
>she hugs you from behind while in bed
>you feel her nipples and breasts against your back
>you feel one of her hands caress your check while the other slowly slides into your pants
>"You know it's been a long time since I've had a strong young man in my life, peter"

Youre talking out of your ass. At anything a parent that old is past their "career is everything" phase and has more time to dedicate to their kid and relating to the etc.

...

Autists and weirdos never have children because they're not given the opportunity.

>your kid is 16 and you're nearing 60
>you have nothing in common with your kid since the age gap is so big

Like it matters. Children have nothing in common with their parents when the age gap is 16 to 40. Besides, a parent's job isn't to be friends with their children. It's to nurture and raise them.
>you don't have the energy to keep up with a teenager and he or she turns into a n asshole.
>healthy
Lifestyle with healthy diet, exercise and mental stimulation and there's no difference between 40 and 60. Additionally the impact of ageing will be further reduced as medical science continually improves.

hnngh

>career is everything phase
nice meme
this is what happens when you watch too many movies

...

>every single word in that post

Sounds like someone has daddy issues.

But I would t worry about it of I were you. It's not like you're ever going to procreate anyway.

>pierced nips
Oh my god

For the people who have been too busy, focused or not ready to have children until their 40s, career generally has been everything.

>Besides, a parent's job isn't to be friends with their children. It's to nurture and raise them.

That's how you raise a distant son that may later turn into a mass shooter.

may I have the title of that media piece for research purposes please

>not being pals with your kids
Holy shit your kids are gonna have it rough. They'll probably hate you too.

OLD AS FUCK

The Wrestler, the Micky Rourke flick from a few years ago. Not bad, and lots of Marisa nudity.

It's from The Wrestler.

>Implying you wouldn't hit that

>Implying that matters

BRING ME TWO STICKS OF BUTTER.
SYRUP FOR THE WHEATCAKES, AUNT MAY.
HNNNGGG

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Parents who try be friends with their kids are pathetic. Your job is to raise them. When they're adults you can be friends with them.

It's only a few years off.

>Not showing kindness and understanding toward your children
Jesus fucking Christ.

Is this a scene from a movie?

No

HNNG

Not the same user, but what makes you thing that acting like an adult parent with your kid excludes kindness and understanding?

queer

Aunt Bae

>Sex with old ladies
No thanks. Reporting this thread.

I am not into armpits at all but I just wanna put my head right in there and sleep all night.

i would fuck her even if she wasnt my aunt

post her feet

In movies, people are universally more attractive than people in the real world. To them, that's their normal.

If we were to see the people who they consider to be sexual gods and goddesses, we'd end up getting fatal aneurysms (and, where applicable, raging boners).

Predator missile headed straight for your house

It was just a prank, bro. I love milfs.

I'd hit it like a planetary bombardment.

Kindness and understanding is different to friendship. Both those things are fundamental requirements to parenting just like discipline, education and honesty.

Kids can make friends at school. They need a parent at home.