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Do you idiots actually like this "show"?

(farts)

Yes

How long did it take you to read the books?
I read ACOK in a week.

*fart*

Reminder that Olly deserved it

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[farts intensify]

ramsay is the worst character in the entire show. even the sand snakes are better.

>And now it begins

What in the FLYING FUCK did he actually mean by these specific words?????

>that scene of Jon walking out

Absolutely badass

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WHO HERE TEAM /WHITEMEXICANS/ ?

DESTROY THAT WALL

NEOW IT'ENZ MATE

he's going to begin spinning his swords

At least he died like a man

The fire rises.

Fuck you, Stannis is going to make Westeros great again.

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Do we have a correct version of Punished Jon yet?

Depending on how much time I have free. I could properly read ASOS in 2-3 days if I do not much else. Actually, let's say 4-5 if I live normally

There will be no burnings, pray harder

One weekend in July 2011 before ADWD came out on a Monday.

Any user wanna post the link for the reddit battle of winterfell spoiler from the guy on set.

Also the handle of the spaniard who's been spoiling pre-episode each week. Would be much appreciated

Stannis is a dead cuck currently being consumed by maggots

All this shit at castle black would've never have happened if the fookin' legend was the lord commander

he died like a cunt
>that insolent little bitch face
Allister Thorne died like a man.

>youtube.com/watch?v=adYm-4-00UE
>tfw when a fanfilm is better than the actual show

Welcome home Lord Reddit

no it wasnt

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>le foogin legen xDD

Reddit truly has invaded

>there are idiots in this thread RIGHT NOW that believe the Umbers are playing some sort of ruse

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>Aerys heard whispers in the wind
>It was Bloodraven trying to warn him of the betrayals that were to come
>This finally sent Aerys over the edge to insanity
>Set off the entire course of events
>This is why Bloodraven doesn't want bran interacting with people via weirwood.net

same

>"show"

Daily reminder that chaosh is a LADDA

fuck off

how do you niggas read so fast

This Hightower is really funny, wish he was on the actual show

>Killed Roose
>Got a front row seat on the Ruse Cruise

IT'S LIKE POETRY, IT RHYMES.

RAMSAY GONNA GET REKT

Alright, showfag here who has noticed a serious decline in the quality of the writing since about mid season 4
Should I go to the library tomorrow and borrow AGoT or are bookfags just a meme?

>"Jon, you're leaving the n-niggit's watch?!"

what did davos mean?

>that feel when Winterfell ish back on the table ash well

nah pic related need a reason for Jon to go to Winterfell and save Rickon

so has Kit or D&D or other cast members commented on the fact they lied for months on end about Jon being dead

DAYNE ?

post moar fookin legend m8s

>any knight
>any time

>all these faggot tier memers pretending the last episode was good
>implying episode 2 was any better either

Somebody needs to recut the Tower of Joy scene using the plane scene music from TDKR

Read Wheel of Time instead

I enjoyed both, the quality was uneven

I would say facing your death without crying or breaking down is dying like a man, with or without a bitch face

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this episode was so fucking good

stop being faggots this was seriously so fucking good

episode 3 is a solid 8/10 pls check your autism user

There are tricks to speed up your reading without losing comprehesion. Also, loads of practice. And I personally sometimes skip descriptions, or rather, skim them.

In the previous line he wishes him luck in the upcoming wars, therefore he is stating that the upcoming wars begins now

he is dead

This. This episode was fucking good.

I mean I enjoyed them, unevenly, too. Doesn't mean they're ELDER GOD TIER like some of these bastards would pretend

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Has /got/ helped you improve your memeing abilities?

and no coming back

episode 3 was all shit except for the very end.

I'm thinking a sped-up fight with Yakkety Sax

Jon is dead. Azor Ahai lives.

besides the plotlines in Essos (Arya, Dany, Meereen, etc.) being a little boring and Dorne being fucking awful, I've actually really enjoyed these last two episodes

They said he was dead, he was

probably the best character and actor in a while.. and thats sad
TR8R

>TFW leaks are true
>TFW Rickon is dead
>TFW another direwolf is dead
>TFW Dayne sucked

Ends begins it does now.

>Next episode
>Bran and the Three-eyed raven return to the Tower of Joy Scene
>"Promise me -"
>The scene is interrupted again by the three-eyed raven telling Bran that they'll return another time

I don't even find her attractive but I really want to see her naked.

Anyone else hopes this fat cuck dies before he finishes the book?

Books are far superior. That said, even the books have their issues. Books 4 and 5 are full of setting up plots, developing characters, so not too much action (actually, two big battles were SUPPOSED to happen but they got moved to book 6)

this was actually way worse

they also said he wasnt coming back and Kit was done with the show beyond playing a corpse for a couple of scenes

die pls

>Thinking the Azor Ahai prophecy is real
>Not knowing G.R.R.M. is a raging atheist

Tricked :)

Jon did. He said sorry.

and?

are people (not you in particular) actually upset that the crew lied?

>"Ne..."
>We've been here long enough
>"d"
>That's enough for today

>It is time to goh

every one knows there are going to be 2 good episodes and the rest are filler episodes

its how every season works. this season is more scattered right now since they are trying to have like 5 arcs going parallel but only 2 things matter

zombie mountain fucking shit up and either white walkers vs every one at the wall or boltons being crushed . they only got the budget for 2 of the 3 for 1 season

>69321279

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR BOOKS SENPAI?

>reminder daario wasnt euron

what other retarded meme theories turned out to be false

He likes Lovecraft. Who knows, maybe all humans die and the last book is just Whitewalkers + undead VS Drowned God waking up + walking sea creatures invading the land

i dont know im just curious if anybody commented on it and what they said

Yep
The book autists will have no option but to accept the superior show as canon then.

Hi guys, hope you checked out my blog on the Cool Stuff at the JCC. Busy week ahead, not much time for work, but I needed some time off to recharge the ol' battery!

so.. the show is basically spoiling Winds of Winters right?

I'd fucking yelling if that happened.

>tfw no scenes with stannis corpse

It's something about seeing the hard warrior girl get naked - even if she's not that attractive, it's hotter than just seeing some dumb slut

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Maisie Williams @Maisie_Williams May 2

Trolled u :3

I think Carice said "You're welcome!"

He died like a fish out of water; flopping around and trying to breathe.

No, it's writing Winds of Winter

>>Not knowing G.R.R.M. is a raging atheist

I hope he doesn't let his fedora tipping ruin the final books.