The Assylum is back.
The Assylum is back
Grayson Bailey
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Carter Myers
Isaiah Ward
kek
Mason Ward
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Ryan Myers
>independents'
Fuck, that is the sneakiest one yet
James Gutierrez
these cant be real
Michael Nguyen
why didnt they do one for civil war and bat v supes
Chase Thompson
probably would've been sued. Considering Marvel is under the Disney umbrella
Caleb Collins
They do animation now too.
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Leo Turner
Wow.
Did they really go anywhere? Or did we just stop giving a shit?
You know. If we ever did.
I remember laughing at some of those dvds on the racks back when Blockbuster was still around in college. The Da Vinci Treasure. Pirates Of Treasure Island. Snakes On A Train.
Jace Nelson
Is that fucking Kirk Cameron
Charles Hughes
thats david blaine
Carter Lewis
The Assylum has nothing on Tomcat Films
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David Baker
> Tori Spelling
> Joey Fatone
Gavin Anderson
>no harley quinn type
dropped. are these people retarded? did they even watched the trailer?
Jacob Sullivan
I was thinking Xander from Buffy.
He was arrested recently, wasn't he?
Tyler Evans
They did the Sharknado and Mega Shark movies for SyFy.
Joshua Baker
actually, some guy named Johnny Rey Diaz
Brayden Mitchell
Wow this actually looks fun
Wyatt Hill
OOOH YEAH
This shit is thanks to all the hipster retards calling themselves nerds ironically watching Sharknado on the Syphilis channel.
Though I did watch a copy of Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus a friend had rented from Netflix in the mail. Mainly because of Debbie Gibson.
Ethan Foster
I know what I'm getting my nephews and nieces for Christmas
James Brown
Oh wow. The bad cg fish Tori Spelling looks only slightly more plastic than the real one.
Dominic Carter
I saw this shit in someone's download folder on p2p and wondered what the fuck it was. I'm not surprised.
Aaron Kelly
Are these parodies or "piggyback films"?
Lincoln Brooks
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This is the same studio that made "Aliens vs. Avatars".
Ayden Watson
While I get how they used to make money from rentals due to confused parents, how are they making money now that video rentals are basically dead?
Dylan Young
And "Aliens vs. Titanic".
Zachary Lee
The latter, aka "mockbusters".
Jack Lopez
oh dear lord my sides
Leo Kelly
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wish he was alive to rip it apart
Logan Hernandez
And "Aliens vs. Aliens".
Ayden Foster
Ironic hipsters watching them on netflix
Cooper Long
Wyatt Ramirez
>even the BRRRRMMMMM sound effect is a shitty knock off
Brody Edwards
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Adam Allen
funny that the example dialogue of the other voice actor that is not tori spelling is "hey " and a fart sound
Josiah Foster
Brayden Turner
Ridley Scott btfo
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Julian Lewis
This is the kind of alien movie we never get from big budget Hollywood. It's always one sided bullshit until Mary Sue or random item that saves the day at the last second comes to play. How about we fight the aliens head on in a battle that isn't so one sided why is that such a hard concept? In the boom series worldwar aliens invaded during WW2 and were essentially fought to a standstill that's a lot more interesting.
Ayden Martin
Some of these trailers straight up look like Decker, Iron Soldier even has Joe Estevez in it lol.
Parker Nelson
One of these had the doctor from voyager playing an admiral that one was amusing. Then there was the Kevin Nash Thor rip off that was bad in every way.
Jeremiah Harris
Looks hot
Jose Gomez
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Ian Wright
>"I don't wanna get anal pro--"
They can say anal in the trailer, but not probed?
Parker Gonzalez
How is this company avoiding any legal trouble doing this shit?
what is going on here?
Jace Harris
How are they avoiding the shame?
Justin Thomas
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Jaxon Turner
Masks.
Henry Roberts
you tell me. and will this be an oscar worthy performance?
Tyler Allen
whats his character name
Jonathan Cook
the black cutlass
Leo Young
Rip Patrice and rip opie
Show will never be good again
Lincoln Long
Deedee
Aaron Thompson
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Gavin Clark
Trailer WHEN?
[Spoiler]MOM'S[Spoiler]
William Reed
they should just release these movies to youtube.. They might be able to make some money.
Mason Bennett
>that wannabe Pixar easy listening bgm
Nathan Thomas
Fuck wrong trailer.
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Xavier Flores
If you're going to watch one of these, just one, please make it this one. It's incomprehensibly terrible; The RLM BotW on it does a good job of explaining why.
Parker Richardson
they make their money by tricking old ladies into buying them for their grandkids without knowing the're knock-offs, and to avoid being sued they say they are le bad le on le purpose le paraodies and redditors eat it up
Isaac Flores
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Joshua Diaz
Good God.
Cooper Reed
Eli Rogers
Stop
Colton Bailey
>three minutes of hell
Jacob Jones
Jack Hill
DELETE THIS
Owen Campbell
>Black guy with knives
Is that even an actor?
Owen Jones
Are any of these bitches pornstars?
Jeremiah Morris
Rob Liefeld gonna sue somebody!!
Anthony Allen
Fuck off Sup Forumseddit
Landon Lewis
if one of them is your mom or sister then yes
Jeremiah Green
This is being technically directed by Ron Thornton who worked on Babylon 5. They want to have a whole animation studio
Luis White
Luis White
>mfw Sinister Squad ends up being better than Suicide Squad.
Liam Cooper
I'm just amazed there aren't MORE cartoon ripoffs. There were loads for disney movies. A few months ago in Sup Forums someone asked for the Hercules ripoff he once watched and he kept rejecting ones anons brought up. We thought he was bullshitting but on the eighth or so ripoff, he found it.
Easton Barnes
There were so many disney ripoffs in the 90s. There were like 10 Hercules ripoffs posted in a thread before someone found the ripoff they saw as a kid
Camden Cook
Elijah Morgan
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Brody White
>rio de janeiro
Anthony Mitchell
Haha I'm gonna totally watch this cowabunga piece of shit movie haha strictly ironically, who the hell watches these films haha I mean sharknado? lmao^3
Andrew Nelson
Damn, how can whites even fuck up the whole "drawing above the womb" thing, it's bad artist's trick to make something sexy, yet they even fucked it up
Nathaniel Butler
>Public domain superheroes
I'm surprised this hasn't happened with a major studio yet.
Tyler Cook
They even made one for Kickass
Jacob Hernandez
Did she get Robert Zadar's chin when he died or something?
Levi Ward
The cover and title are similar, but the actual story is completely different to avoid getting sued, so they are even worthless as parodies
They are just boring
Christopher Diaz
>no comma
Elijah James
It's like a younger Mike.
John Gonzalez
>there is literally obvious clipping on the models
Oh god I'm in tears.
Jack Stewart
Holy shit
Jayden Clark
All I could see
Aiden Reed
This might be the most weirdly specific hivemind I think I've ever seen
Levi Sanders
kek
Juan Myers
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
Connor Walker
Its probably the same guy. He probably got the "connection error" message when posting and then re-typed it worded differently.
Josiah Stewart
Why don't they just make good movies?
They have the resources, money and experience, all they need is some proper art design and a semi decent script and they could actually make proper movies while still baiting people in.
Why don't they?
Elijah Nelson
Why would anyone retype their post?
Aiden Edwards
Because if you've never had the connection error before, you would assume your post didn't go through.
Wyatt Reyes
This.
Ian Russell
You've got it.