Lil' Jon

So what do you think of this fucking guy?

Pretty crunk tbqf

Breaks my fucking heart what he (D&D)
are doing to Rickon and the Northern Story line.
Now we know Osha is going to get flayed by that smug fucking villain stu Ramsay ANNND Rickon will be killed this season.
What. THE FUCKITY FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK

pretty bro tier character

Hes a big jon

Would sup a pint of mixed with.

He's a cont.

After the shitty quips they've been forcing it was nice to get some BANTER.

>expecting D&D to understand the universe they're filming

It's all just ratings me lad. Shock deaths and gimmicky violence for the sake of violence gets viewers. Sad but true.

He makes zero fucking sense.
>Roose was a cunt
>My dad was a cunt
>Killing your dad is ok if they're a cunt
>Oh btw remember how i said roose was a cunt? I'm still loyal to the boltons tho for whatever reason so here's rickon stark

For you

>Lol cunt dads
>Bants

Was this guy around before the 2nd episode of this season?

>Americans unable to understand banter

Colour me surprised, fampai.

He needs Bolton army to fight Wildlings

I literally dropped the show after Dayne dual wielded and Bloodraven said he was thousands of years old, but heard from my friends that smalljon turns in rickon and osha with shaggydog's head

is there any chance he avoided kneeling and making oaths because its all a RUSE? grand northern conspiracy and all that gay shit? and he had to use the real rickon because someone from the castle might recognize a fake?

either way, glad im done with the show, but i'll come here to get answers as to what happened in the show.

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>Americans everybody

He's a cunt

>instead of sending an emissary to Jon, and using the leverage of Rickon to prevent a wildling attack he immediately hands over all of his leverage to a traitorous psychopath, therefore ENSURING that Jon and the wildlings will attack his land

It's almost like D&D are complete and total hacks

I don't care who he is or what his motivations are. They went full retard with the story since last season. I only watch this to have a laugh at this point. That being said, it would be cool to see him betray Ramsay in a big tweest, but writing such a character requires actual talent.

Of course its a ruse. Notice how the wolf head is way too small to be Shaggydog. But Ramsay has never seen a direwolf in person so he wouldnt know.

Not a chance in hell, you're overestimating D&D's capacity to write. Leaks have already told us this would happen, and the same leaks suggested that the Umbers stay loyal to Ramsey in the EBIN FINAL FIGHT OF THE SEASON BETWEEN JON AND RAMSEY

>book Jon gave his life to try defend Robb
>show one apparently hates the Starks and thinks everyone is a cunt
I'd actually be upset if I don't just watch the show as any modern drama show these days.

>Americans pretend to be brits

Smh

>I'm still loyal to the boltons tho for whatever reason so here's rickon stark

Did you miss the part where he said "fuck kneeling and fuck oaths"? There's no loyalty there. Rickon and Osha are for the Boltons forces to help with the wildlings.

Personally I'm appeased they're at least addressing the fact that the north is going to shit and just being ran by a bunch of edgy, backstabbing barbarians.

well regardless im glad im finally done

unless i give in and go back to finish the episode

Looks like a yonger Liam Neeson

tfw only three direwolves left.

>No Val the wildling princess
>No Jon Connington and Fakegon
>No bastard letter
>No Mance Rayder going to Winterfell
>No Victarion
>No Quentyn or any of the cool Dornish stuff
>No Frey Pies
>No Lady Stoneheart
>The North Remembers plot completely ruined

They could make a whole new show with all the scrapped plots from, the books and it'd probably be better than what we have now.

>Rickon and Osha are for the Boltons forces to help with the wildlings.

Fine, but if he obviously doesn't trust the Boltons why would he just straight up give them his only leverage before getting what he wants? He should have just shown them Rickon and said Ramsay can have him after he helps with repelling the wildlings.

That is what a real person would have fucking done.

Yeah but why give Rickon away? Ramsay will be fighting Jon and the wildlings anyway. Is Ramsay turning away extra men?

Best part of that episode was him talking shit to Ramsay and not batting a eyelash about it

Be strong my lad. Don't let this steaming shit drain you of all your happiness like it did to me

>In the books Rickon is partying it up in Skaggos with cannibals and riding unicorns and shit.
>In the show Smalljon just caught them wandering around aimlessly and delivered to Ramsay xD

>tfw only three direwolves left.

Where is Ayra's direwolf?

fuck off nerd nobody cares about your faggot books

So how did all of the north turn into traitorous, murdering degenerates in the course of one generation? All good with Ned, all good with Rob and then next minute they're all ebil.

Umber didnt actually swear fealty, kept making excuses.
Umbers are extremely loyal to starks
"""Direwolf""" head
Rickon needs to be in winterfell because there is no pink letter in the show and d&d need a reason for jon snow to go up against winterfell

In the book its roaming the riverlands with like 100 other wolves raping the shit out of everything.

The show. Who the fuck knows.

>and then next minute they're all ebil.

Blame D&D shit writing.

I'm fairly sure the Umbers are setting Ramsay up. Their motivation is just too thin otherwise.

I'd assume because he had to show proof that it was Rickon by bringing him to Winterfell, where some people there would recognize him. Also, Ramsay seems to be okay with people who do good for him, and I don't think leverage like that would work in this case. Mr. Gary Stu would probably send his armies against the Umbers and just take Rickon because he would be pissed. Better to gain an ally with an important gift than gain an enemy who is a psychotic, vengeful, selfish shit.

Though it would have been smarter to at least send an emissary.

> Someone has a different plan than what I would do
> lol dabid

Pretty much this. The books made the Umbers and most northern houses to be fiercely loyal. If they pull this kind of shit just to give Jon a reason to fight Ramsay in the finale its just really fucking lazy and complete shit.

When I'm right, and the leaks prove true, and the Umbers stay true to Ramsey, will you fucking kill yourself then you apologist?

Actually I think there is a good chance he's pulling a ruse on Ramsay. I think he's going to take over Manderly's role in the books. There's several parallels you can make already from what we've seen.

>Has an introduction that makes you think he's allied with the Boltons
>Presents the Boltons (Frey's in the book) with a disfigured, unrecognizable head as proof of his allegiance
>Would be in a position to betray the Boltons from the inside should Jon attack Winterfell.

The dialogue also explicitly notes his family has been loyal to the Starks, and the guy weasels his way out of swearing an oath to Ramsay.

It's completely illogical and makes no sense in the context of the character, whose house is even acknowledged as 'extremely loyal' in that scene. You need to stop apologizing for this trainwreck of a show.

I'm just saying that it's not a "no chance in hell" theory. We'll see, I wouldn't be surprised either way

>its just really fucking lazy and complete shit.

like season 5 and 6 you say?

Who wins in a fight:

Jon Snow vs Ser Twenty Goodman

> Wildling army approaches
> Northern lord wants to fight instead pay tribute
> Completely illogical

Episode 9 SPOILERS:

Jon and some wildlings ride into battle to retake winterfell. Jon faces off against Ramsay and is winning, but gets disarmed by a cheap shot from Ramsay and is about to be killed. Brienne shows up out of nowhere and saves Jon by decapitation Ramsay with one swing.

screencap this

>damage controlling this early
You will eat your words, there is really no chance in hell with these hacks at the helm

Considering their historical relationship with the Starks, yes it makes absolutely no sense. How about you return to /r/gameofthrones my friend

They strike each others plot armor, and the force expels a shock-wave that destroys all of Westeros and Essos. Dany's plot armor stops the shockwave from affecting her and her allies though.

good I want to see ramsay peel the skin off her nips and lick her raw glands

>all good with Rob

this is what DAKINGINDANORF fags really believe

Seems like a friendly enough bloke.

Oh whaleesi friendzone me like you mean it whaleesi, all night long dragonbreath

No, fucker, he's a small Jon

That's what kings do.

>I literally dropped the show after
Don't lie. Seriously, no one is fooled.

Honestly, yes. Seeing the real Sand Snakes on the council sounds fucking awesome actually. Which one is going on the council again? The poisoner who is CUTE?

Eh, reading your post, it's possible. But I don't think D&D will do that. We'll see I guess.

But why ACTUALLY give Rickon and Osha over? Why not just swear loyalty and lie, like Manderly does?

Because d&d are hacks. Yes there is no actual logic in handing over rickon to ramsay if the Umbers are trying to help the starks, but d&d do it for A. shock value (poor shota is gonna get flayed oh noes) and B. plot device (motivation for jon to attack winterfell).

Lady Nym on the small council. The seductress in the books. The chink in the show.
Tyene infiltrating the Faith. The seemingly innocent and pure one in the books. Bad pussy in the show.
Obara hunting Darkstar. Angry bitch with a spear in the books. Angry womanlet with a spear in the show.
Sarella infiltrating Oldtown. A boyish adventurer who travels a lot in the books. On Gendry's boat with Victarion and Strong Belwas in the show.

Thanks, though I wish you didn't tell me their show counterparts, because I'm crying now.

Too bad, I think Tyene would have been more interesting on the council, but who knows? Maybe Lady Nym will be good too. I mean, it makes more sense for Tyene to be in the Faith, seeing as she's seen as pious and innocent, but I think that would have been fun on the council too.

>being a fucking nerd who drops a show because it isn't exactly like his faggy book
>having friends

pick one

The Sand Snakes are a mess
>captain informs that Jaime Lannister is coming
>this information is useful to them
>they kill the captain as thanks

Qui Gon Jin is in GoT?

>that entire scene with Arthur Dayne

I've come to expect nothing but the worst from this show and they still disappoint me every time.

he's based as fuck and i hope it turns out that he's rusing Ramsay and we see a lot more of him

i know about the alleged "extra" from the reddit spoiler, but i have my doubts about the validity of that spoiler as it seems unlikely for a mere extra to have that much access over what seems to be many scenes and different sets

>my fucking face when Dawn was a regular ass longsword with, I shit you not, a fucking star painted on the pommel

they didn't even try, they didn't even attempt to make it look like they tried, they don't fucking care

>dragons
>sorcery
>wearing faces like masks
>bitches burned alive but not hurt
>giant wolves
>giant people
>mammoths
>ice zombies everywhere
>zombie Mountain
>zombie Beric
>zombie Jon Snew
>castrating boys to make them good fighers
>old witch disguised as hot piece of trim
>cock merchants

>omg that guy has two swords this just got ridiculous

I truly don't understand why the two swords thing is triggering you faggots so hard. The show is ridiculous fantasy and there's nothing wrong with that. Did you watch Star Wars and yell at the screen "BULLSHIT THERE'S NO SOUND IN SPACE WHY ARE THE SHIPS FLYING AERODYNAMICALLY FAKE AND GAY"

thought he was Rollo from Vikings

the sword was white, so they got that part right

what i dont understand is why he was wielding two swords... what the fuck m8s

I think he's playing Ramsay and that's why he didn't swear an oath. The Umbers will be the inside men in the show like the Manderlys are in the book

because of dark souls III

Magic existing doesn't mean that suddenly every single law of the universe stops having any relevance.

That aside, the bigger complaint about Dayne isn't just that dual-wielding is dumb but that he's most famous for having the sword Dawn. His entire house is sort of built around that one sword. Giving a guy two swords when his entire legacy revolves around a specific sword is stupid.

>pretend to be
>implying the entire globe hasn't been dick riding us since our inception.

>autist showfags who don't understand why people would want the people adapting the books to show the slightest modicum of respect for the source material

the books are decent

the show is bad

the show makes unnecessary changes from the books that make the show worse. you really can't handle that without sperging on people who have the ability to read a book?

Who cares, it's make believe.

spoken like a true middle schooler

Says an autistic spastic that is mad about the show being worse than the book.

Why were there only two kingsguard?

Think of your favourite film. Now imagine if halfway through it turns into scat porn for no reason.
>Who cares, it's make believe.

see again. i made the middle schooler comment because you obviously don't have the reading comprehension to see what I spelled out for you as simply as I could

enjoy your lifelong virginity

I don't care, because it's make believe. I don't take fiction seriously.

because D&D didn't read the books

>magic existing doesn't mean that every single law of the universe stops having any relevance

Yes, in fact, it means exactly that. Really, it does.

>he's most famous for having the sword Dawn. >His entire house is sort of built around that one sword.
>IN THE BOOK

Its not a fucking historical text. Its a work of fiction being reinterpreted for screen. Read Heart of Darkness and tell me how similar it is to Apocalypse Now. Is Apocalypse Now a shitty movie because they changed things from the book?

Is there even a single example of a film, good or bad, that never strayed from the book it was based on?

>the show is bad
Agreed, but most shows are bad and I like some bad things. Taco Bell objectively bad food but I still eat it once in awhile and it sure seems delicious at the time.

Again, it's make believe, not real.

>Ned Stark was killed in the book
>IN THE BOOK
so stop fucking complaining he's still around in season 6 leading transvestite pirates off the edge of the world, because in the show its a cube you can fall off of

>HURR

Then why are you arguing about it?

Not him but the show hasn't so much strayed as completely changed. Not to mention other bizarre shit like Theon being able to teleport. In the same episode Sansa gets to the Wall that cockless fuck is already back on Pyke

>he has nothing better to do than shitpost and try to bait in got threads
so obviously this is a far-reaching accusation, but please admit to me your a virgin. i genuinely try to identify the most pathetic posters on Sup Forums, and i assume most of them just hate the world because it has rejected them so harshly

I'm not. You're the one upset over your beloved story being changed for a television show.

Quit taking fake shit seriously.

why are you so made over make believe?

So mad you're busting out personal attacks...

Again, read Heart of Darkness and tell me if the VERY radical changes made for the movie version diminish either the quality of the book or the film in any way.

>What's up, guys? It's ya boy Jon here.

btw, what happened to show-Gendry? He still in the plot or have D&D forgotten about him?