Eternal /got/ general

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1st for that's Jon's throne

Lyanna

shitty lazy op edition

>Stannis "Things look dire, put my heir on a pyre!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Bring your daughter to the slaughter!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Twenty good men? My line must end." Baratheon
>Stannis "Bad lookout? Let's have a cookout!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Army covered in ice? Shireen must pay the Iron Price." Baratheon
>Stannis "Guards abandoned post so now my heir is toast." Baratheon
>Stannis "When my army no longer advances, it's time to rekindle my chances" Baratheon
>Stannis "When the winter grows colder, Shireen's gonna smoulder." Baratheon
>Stannis "Davos won't find it funny, but I burned his favourite cunny" Baratheon
>Stannis "Stuck in a blizzard? Show them you're a BBQ wizard." Baratheon
>Stannis "Too much snow? To the flames she must go." Baratheon
>Stannis "The rightful king will return but first his daughter must burn" Baratheon
>Stannis "Set an Heir Ablaze, and the Results Will Amaze" Baratheon
>Stannis "For these events to transpire, kill my daughter with fire" Baratheon
>Stannis "It's a Sin for Most, But I Love a Good Roast" Baratheon
>Stannis "Two feet of snow? Up in smoke must she go" Baratheon
>Stannis "Fuck the books, tonight my daughter cooks" Baratheon
>Stannis "Daughter into charcoal is certainly the goal." Baratheon
>Stannis "Fuck the snow, my daughter's aglow, now pass the fucking marshamallows" Baratheon
>Stannis "Morale will break without Venison steak." Baratheon
>Stannis "Goodbye My Heiress, Hello Weather Fairest" Baratheon
>Stannis "She Loves to Read Books, Let's See How Well She Cooks" Baratheon
>Stannis "When The Weather Becomes Breezy, Cooking My Daughter Becomes Easy" Baratheon
>Stannis "I Know Less from Fewer, and I'm the Best Barbecuer" Baratheon
>Stannis "To Make the Snow Mild, We Must Burn My Only Child" Baratheon
>Stannis "R'hllor Has a Hunger, and They're Tastier When They're Younger" Baratheon
>Stannis "Let's Gather Some Sticks, She'll Not See Season Six" Baratheon
>Stannis "Hold Her Tighter, I'll Get a Lighter" Baratheon

All prophecy is bogus.

>bran thinks people can hear him
>bran tries to convince Aerys to not be crazy
>bran's whispers drive Aerys crazy

Everyone is a Targaryen.

Hodor is half dragon half giant, secret targaryen confirmed.

not the right lyanna

where can I watch episode 3 ? can't find any links

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did you have a really funny edition joke you wanted to use?

We /Breaker of Chairs/ now

Jon Snow has been afflicted by some white walker spell. That's why he woke up, not because of the fire magic ritual. He's probably going to turn into some big shot white walker and it'll be the most dramatic twist. He'll probably start getting some nightmare visions in future episodes.

I guarantee it.

The proof is Ian McShane. That guy has no filter on his mouth. He went on radio and said him and his brothers nurse a fan favorite character back to live. The host presses him and asks if it's the Hound to which Ian confirms. Also, Watchers on the Wall confirm Rory McCann was in Belfast.

watchersonthewall.com/two-possible-game-of-thrones-returns-plus-explore-season-6-locations-with-this-video/

CLEGANEBOWL FUCKING CONFIRMED

here you go friend
hbo.com/game-of-thrones/episodes/6/53-oathbreaker/index.html

Gerold Hightower will be in the Tower (name based pottery) of Joy.
That's why there was only two in the fight with Ned and Howland.
Gerry is in the high tower because he needs to give exposition about Lyanna and Jon.
He's going to say to Ned that Rhaegar didn't rape her and that they eloped together.
And then he'll commit soduku while saying "The Kingsguard does not run".

Screen shot this

>dual-wielding

How did Dabid and Downsyndrome justify this to themselves? No, seriously? That scene was fucking awful, from the dialogue to the fight choreography to the acting, but most atrocious of all was the blatant pandering to mouthbreathing retards who just want to see pretty colours move on the box, by giving a dude literally two longswords.

>tfw you hate this show now but you can't stop watching and you can't see what happens in the books because that fat fuck will eat himself to death before he finishes them

Daenerys of House of Pancakes

Because they don't fit?

It's going to be half and half.
Mel started the process but the Others finished it.
His is the Song of Ice and Fire.
Stark mother, Targ father.
Ice and Fire.

>you will never dual wield him and his kingsguard buddy at the same time

The Unburnt Quesadilla of the Anchovies, the Rhubarb, and of the French Fries. Queen of Mayonaise. Khaleesi of the Great Greasy Steak. Breaker of Chairs. Mother of Burgers.

He'll be raping her or sacrificing her some shit.

Just to add on, this is the link to the radio show where he spoils his character

youtube.com/watch?v=X8K0403kvJk

>Dayne is the best swordsman in Westeros
>how do we show that?
>do some amazing choreography that his him take 4 on at the same time?
>that might work what if we give him another sword
>genius!
The worst bit was that the stuntman looked to awkward doing it. The swords were too heavy for him.

Queen of the love handles and fat men

Isn't he still alive? Didn't they mention him earlier?

so is arya stark dead or just a really great liar?

Am I crazy or are they related?

>Ramsey and Umber scene
>Lighting is fucking shit, can't see what the fuck we're meant to see

What is wrong with these retards?

The entire thing looked so stilted and fake. It was embarrassing

They mentioned him during Aery's rule.
Which is another reason why he's in the tower.
Why cut his character in the battle and then namedrop him later?
Because it's establishing his character for when Ned meets him.

crazy

Khaleesi should be Calorieesi

The lighting is fine.

I'd stlll ravage that and so would you

Book reason is because she has a backup copy of herself in the wolfnet.
Show Arya has no warg powers so... I guess she's a good liar?

In the books she basically maintains her sense of self by 'cheating' the faceless men's tests through warging, an ability they presumably don't know she has. So she still has the potential to receive the training and then remain herself when she returns to Westeros.

In the show she will go back to Westeros without being psychologically altered because DABID

Everyone's favorite villain

They were going for, "This guy is so good, he's the only one who can dual wield successfully."

Is the iron throne comfy?

Lighting is god awful, they keep trying to make it seem like a natural lack of lighting due to low sunlight and being inside a castle but apprently they have no candles or fireplaces or anything either

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in the book she backs up her data to the wolfnet

in the shows I guess she's just a good liar

No, it was fine. I could see everything clearly.

not in the books

Boris Yeltsin once said "You can build a throne with bayonets, but it's difficult to sit on it".

That faggot is dead though, it looks comfy enough to me

A man can only retain his sanity before having his ass stabbed so many times in the damn throne.

I pity the poor Aerys.

She looks more like Nathan Lane

Nah it wasn't mate, couldn't see shit

stop watching shitty 100 mb yify rips off of pirate bay

>Stannis "Army covered in ice? Shireen must pay the Iron Price." Baratheon

Were you on some crappy stream, is your TV a shit?

Lyanna Stark

I literally just now watched it again and it's fine.

RIP Eurio

Reminder that in the show the Three Eyed Crow isn't Bloodraven.

Stannis "Before the Fight set my Child alight" Baratheon

Yeah that happens when you torrent from Russians.

give me some tower of joy meme

is lyane the mother of jon?

Why did Theon betray Robb?

Give me one good reason other than GRRM wanting another of his epic and crazy twists

HBO releases their own torrents with extra darkness to make people buy subscriptions

best scenes per episode so far

>e1
Brienne swearing fealty to Sansa
>e2
Sansa and Theon saying goodbye
>e3
Qyburn talking to the kids

if you disagree you're a reddit-tier faggot

the father

>A thousand eyes and two.
What did he mean by this?

daddy issues

contrarians need to die in a fire

He wants daddy to love him.
Same motivation as all the other characters

>Wildlings know nothing of Westeros
>when Jon is caught they know that Snow is a bastard name and that Ned is Warden of the North

ok

He didn't want to be a greenlander panzy anymore.

Why is qyburn talking to the kids a good scene?

Fucking Down's and Down's.
They just throw whatever dialogue in they feel like scraping from the books without ever understanding it.

Fuck all that, Gilly knows what an ostrich is.

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Who is the mother then?

Mance was at the feast for Robert's visit.
He goes past the wall all the time

>e3
Tommen and High Sparrow

who am I kidding
Tyrion scene was best

Theon and Sansa jumped of a 60 ft wall and waded through freezing cold water unhurt, could they both be Targaryens?

Lets play a game called who can post the most feelsy screencap

I'll start

Ashara Dayne

e1
melisandra geting naked before turnimg into the granmy
e2
ramsey leting the dogs out
e3
ollie hanged

Wildings will certainly know the name of the house that ruled the North for eight thousand years

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Wylla

Is that Robert Smith? I wish he was on GoT.

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then why doesn't he have her eyes though...just wondering

(farts)

Rename that file, Stannis wasn't shown dead

who laffed in that sam "his wife's son" scene?

>stanis-death.0

how pissed are the iron bank of bravos?
who's gonna pay for all of stannis' debt?

>Book
>lots of talk about a great storm blowing snow up against the walls of Winterfell
>Theon and Sansa jumping makes sense since they fell into many feet of snow
>Show
>so in the book, Sansa and Theon jump off the wall to get to safety
>do we need to buy some hay or something
>no, it says they fell into snow
>ok, sprinkle some fake snow on the ground, moving onto another ramsay is evil scene
WELL DONE

YOU JUST KNOW

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nice one pycelle