Be me

>be me
>at Mexican girlfriends parents house for New Year's
>have had a bad migraine all day long
>took a buch of pills
>still hurts
>girlfriend tells mom about it
>mom looks at me
>goes to fridge and pulls out an egg
>A FUCKING EGG
>proceeds to rub me with egg
>wtf migraine is gone and my mood greatly improves
>mfw egg magic is real
Fucking Mexicans

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>tfw no latina gf mom to rub eggs on you

I'm Mexican and my mom rubbed a boiled tomato on me when I had a high fever and it went away, folk healing is weird.

Do you lick your mexi gfs asshole? If so, what does it smell and taste like? Is there any exotic flavours? Garlic? Spicy?

Where did they rub you? Your forehead?

Fucking chicanos and their voodoo magic, i recomend you to stay away from those uncultured swines, i bet theyre from some shithole like Veracruz or Puebla

My mom rubbed the tomato throughout my upper body, she told me to go back to sleep smeared with warm tomato juice and in the morning the fever was gone.

A cracked egg, like, the yolk and whites smeared all over you? Or just an egg from the fridge with the shell rubbed against you?

Same question, were you covered in tomato juice or was the tomato just warm?

what happens if you combine the egg and the tomato

>she told me to go back to sleep smeared with warm tomato juice
Disgusting.

beans desu famalam

all over

an egg from the fridge an then they crack it to see the bad stuff apparently

savages

She cracked an egg on your head and you just fucking sat there?

I would have taken anything to get rid of the fever, it was the middle of the night and no stores were open so we could buy some regular medicine

Immortality potion

no she cracked it in the glass

>amerishits use their fucking jew pills instead of using medicine of the nature

Kek

my grandma used to do this wew

Probably a placebo

>migraine? let's rub an egg on myself
>fever? let's rub a tomato on myself
Can you imagine how the first person who ever who tried this got the idea?

He must have met a french guy who seemed very healthy.

That's because we rub cheese on ourselves all the time.

In El Salvador, when you are bitten by a black widow, you have to drink a poop cocktail. I kid you not.

You know what I find disgusting? How we discovered cows milk. Somebody was probably just sucking on cow titties and then discovered milk.

this

if op believes hard enough that this woman is some kind of shaman then he will be healed simply because he believes in it

the egg actually does nothing it's just make believe, and it does work

what if you prefer death?
do you have a choice at least?
or is it some kind of punishment for not paying attention?

Ok Frank.

this is the best fucking placebo: a bucket of shit

this is a rare view into a japanese person's mind.

omelette

I imagine some people die after drinking a beverage made of their own shit.

i dunno
i wouldn't eat shit in front of my family
i have my dignity
i imagine death from a spider bite is pretty painless as you will pass out quickly

yes, that too, what if it is a false alarm and it wasn't a black widow, just a look alike, and you die full of shit. what a stupid and disgraceful death. never do that, if that happens to you in el salvador.

>I would rather sudoku than shame my family.

>Eat shit and die.

you turks are the same aren't you. you carry big curved knives and not afraid to die.

>russian ambassador's guard with ten holes in him . jpeg

They'd have been someone who understood the placebo effect, and knew if they did something with enough of an official and procedural air, it might work; so they grabbed some food nearby and 'prepared a mixture for the patient'.

,
really makes me think

RARE

lurk more faggot

likely they made the connection between human babies sucking on human teats and calves sucking on cow teats.

> saying this
> belarus

lol k.

>Mexicans use eggs and tomatoes
>El Salvador uses literal shit

Does going further south of the border make medicine even weirder?

probably this desu, i bet it started with parents doing it to their kids (like when parents "kiss your boo boo" supposedly making it feel better) and eventually realizing it works on everyone, then it became culturally ingrained and turned into folk remedies some of which work on a chemical level and some which work on a placebo level and so if you dont have access to scientific studies it just seems like magic/its so simple that theres no point in not giving it a try alongside conventional medicine

I'm not Mexican but whenever I think about Mexican folk medicine I always think of eggs for some reason. I don't think I had ever really watched this done to somebody but I have known about it for years, somehow, and I don't remember how or if I was even correct.

I'm glad to see I wasn't just making it up

Did they hit you with a bunch of plants and then spit on you alcohol?

Found a guide

youtube.com/watch?v=UJcLLi9MmLs

Does that mexican remedy of covering your skin with a cup and then light a match under it actually work? What is it supposed to do?

actually in that one she only does the leaves

this guy shows you how to clean your loli with egg:

youtube.com/watch?v=VMNdyQD4BUA

What the actual... what?