You guys know I can move things with my mind, right?

>You guys know I can move things with my mind, right?
What did she mean by this?

innuendo. You'll understand when you're older.

i'll tell you what's more impressive is that she can move my dick with her body

Can she jerk me off with her mind?

she's jerking me off in my mind

so close

I read about a guy once who lost part of his his arm in a car accident who claimed he could still jerk off with his phantom hand.

It would feel like gummy worms

Sorry to tell you, user, but she never made contact with you or your penis. I was actually a chemical reaction in your brain that triggered blood to rush to your penis.

That's what I call a superpower

yes but it was a reaction that was caused by the thought of her body

He's a fucking liar.

>dem chubby arms

is she trying to appeal to the scarjo fanbase too?

She meant that simply put, you have a low cinematic IQ, or some sort of Stockholm Syndrome, from overexposure to bland, safe, PC and soulless mass-produced blockbusters, which has conditioned you into accepting the absolute lowest common denominator standards in filmmaking, writing and cinematography as somehow acceptable, when you should in fact feel nothing but contempt or disgust for any Kevin Feige-conceived product.

Even strictly in the field of capeshit entertainment, where the bar has always been pretty low, since they're primarly a children media, the level of genuine quality and creative abilities (which comes from studios giving freedom to an auteur with a strong personality and vision towards the material) has kept dropping since the 90's.

When Raimi's Darkman/Spider-Man, Del Toro's Blade 2/Hellboy, Burton's Batman 2 or Bird's The Incredibles offered innovative and playful set pieces, meaningful and relevant themes, each with a very distinct, appropriate tone and truly cinematic aesthetics (simply compare the lighting or editing to today's equivalents), none of these qualities are to be found in GotG or any of the previous MCU entries. This is why Edgar Wright got fired from Ant-Man. This is why Feige keeps hiring visionless point-and-shoot directors who come from TV or comedy, colorblind cinematographers and art/set design teams who seem to be in love with grey, sterile hangars for some unexplainable reason. Action scenes are now being conceived by CGI teams months before the movie begins shooting and all follow the exact same formula.

Even as a child, I couldn't imagine being dazzled or amused by those turds, as they're utterly devoid of any charm, colors, magic or imagination.

Sorry, user, but those were your thoughts. She played no part in your dick-movery

Did she put those thoughts in there though?

>dat tongue
It needs to be on my fucking dick. Right away now.

her body has to exist and be a part of her in order for me to have thoughts of it

L-LEWD

>not having a deep metaphysical relationship with you're waifu that transcends time, matter, and space

you pleb

She exists, user, of course, but she doesnt know you exists and will never have anything to do with you or your penis. Sorry, user.

She can peg you with her mind

>but she doesnt know you exists and will never have anything to do with you or your penis

you have a pedophillic crush. thats all. dont make it out to be anything other than that.

>this is what redditors actually believe

basic as fuck

>implying i don't
liz isn't even my waifu lol

she has a nice body that does things to my penis
that's all the relationship i need tbphwy

>truth hurts
>"b-better call him a redditor"

FUCK SCARLET WITCH FILM VERSION IT WHY DOES IT BOTHER ME SO MUCHHH I HATE HER FUCKING FACE

Sorry, user, but her body will never do anything to your penis. It is only your thoughts.

If her body never existed, he wouldn't be able to think about it

Check and mate

I think you forgot a couple of words in that sentence man

so who's you're waifu then? :3

>truth hurts
>"b-better greentext something"

her body is doing things to my penis literally as we speak
your conjecture has failed

Sorry, user, but its only his thoughts that are doing things to his penis. Not her.

Sorry, user
see

I mean I really dislike this person's face and it bothers me that she plays the role of a mutant
But I also hate the fact that there were two different Quicksilvers
Is it really that impossible for the MCU to use Fox X-mens actors?

...

is this a new meme?

i think it's just one of them anti-lewd anons trying to kill my vibe

Wow, flawless legs.

>goes to Africa twice
>one time she unleashes the Hulk and probably kills tons of civilians
>second time she blows up a hospital
>when Vision is about to take down Falcon, she doesn't do anything to stop him
Why does she hate niggers so much.

Sorry, user. For killing your vibe and such.

Technically, they're not mutants anymore

And god knows what's going to happen now that the new X-Men movie is apparently a piece of shit. There was already talks of the two studios attempting to work together, and we know they're doing the Legion show together, so maybe they pull a Sony and try to pair up? It'll all depend on what the return on Apocalypse will be

this one is cute

I may even consider watching a capeshit flick just for her

shame she doesn't have blue eyes, tho

>Wanda "no more niggers" Maximoff

i know, right

it's chill
my mind is still rife with lewd thoughts involving liz olsen's body

She looks autistic but not in a good or sexy way

Wanda "Hotel Rwanda" Maximoff
Wanda "Bomb Wakanda" Maximoff
Wanda "Run over Niggers with my Honda" Maximoff
Wanda "This is my planet, Blacks get off" Maximoff
Wanda "No more chimps'" Maximoff

wisslpb??

like them or not, blue eyes are a degenerative trait. i enjoy dark eyes, and some light brown eyes

Is this the designated waifu posting thread now?

>she will never take control of your mind and show you all of the fantasies you'd never physically be able to achieve while lovingly stroking your cock as you lay dazed and mindless on the ground
hold me anons

Who said it will be shit?
I really enjoyed the x-men movies, especially the last one, but I'm easy to please since I love the x-men by default.

No, it's the Lizzie thread.
Of course the pedo-neckbeard is here because no other thread wants him.

THIS IS WHY WE NEED A FUCKING >>>/cel/

fuck this gay board.

>newfags

yeah, I don't mind light brown either

but she would look particularly cute with blue eyes, I think

brunettes always do

Literally who?

>redditors still getting THIS triggered by young waifus

relax, brah

Sorry you had to wait 60 more seconds to continue talking with yourself because of me, neckbeard.

No one give him attention and he might leave.

dyec?

>redditors

wisslpb?

>talking with yourself

what did he mean by this?

>me on the back

hng

Shiot taste my fella.

post more of this cutie, you homo

not to disrespect lizbros, tho

just not a titguy

What a qt

What kind of inuendo?
What did she mean by that?

ASPECT RATIO

10/10 THANKS YIFI

something to do with erections, i imagine

wisslpb?

Yeah it's a bit fucked, but I don't think we could get any better considering the movie came out 2 weeks ago.

wait is that line actually in the movie

isn't this supposed to be for kids?

oh, no idea what movie are we talking about, 2bh

that one looks nice, tho

9/10 nose, would totally boop

Man she looks just like her sisters.

Did Marvel merge Jean Gray with Scarlet Witch?

They wish they looked like her.

nah, come on

that's just a mean thing to say

I meant her face, she's obviously not skeletor like they are.

Thankfully they cut out all the bitch parts from both of them

nah, but they look like creepy gargoyles

her face is much cuter

and actually, she could drop a few lbs

and so does lia

well, more than a few

2bh

According to the ID plugin of 4chanX, these two posts come from the same IP.

Yes, but without the
>I'M GOING TO DESTROY THE WHOLE GODDAMN PLANET
part of both.

nah m8 fug off with ur made up bs

Nice shop, samefag.
Why are you talking to yourself?

why are redditors so paranoid about samefagging?

like what would be point to do that?

Wanda "The Only Good Nigger is a Dead Nigger" Maximoff
Wanda "Condoms Off" Maximoff
Wanda "Black Mamba" Maximoff
Wanda "Reverse Kwanza" Maximoff
Wanda "Genocide Uganda" Maximoff
Wanda "Coloreds In The Trough" Maximoff
Wanda "BBC Stroganoff" Maximoff
Wanda "Free Molotovs" Maximoff

some top notch posting over here

Look at the disgust in her face when looking at Mackie.

(farts)

Looks Like Shyla Stylez pre surgery

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

low effort
i expect creativity from fartposters

She's looking at Chris you fucking tit.

literally who?

I wish she would hug me.

is fartposting the future of Sup Forums?

lewd