What's his problem?
What's his problem?
Baby Dead
He's a patrician
He's not particularly funny and never was
Yeah but he never tries to be
>has quit tv
>no more ricky and steve
What will he do for money?
Become a white van man
Dude has millions, even funded his own Radio Production Company alongside Suzanne. Plus he's some everyman from Manchester. He'll live off that forever.
Source? Can't see him making millions from what he's done
>how do royalties work
nothing, he's the best
>Karl Pilkington's Salary
>$300 Thousand Per Year
celebritynetworth.com
Right
But still no working boiler.
Nah Ricky sneaks around his house every couple of days to break it, the snide cunt.
LITTLE
Paper round
So he's worth under a million and basically out of work. Yes he has royalties but they will die out
Books and that innit
if you really think hes made less than a million after 10+ years in the business, with his own shows, his own books, his own royalties, the most popular podcast in the world
you'd have to be as dumb as someone who believes celebritynetworth things, i suppose
MONKEY
Saw a homeless Chinese fella.
He's too rough. Most of the girls he casts are in pain.
FELLA
Walk a dog when its not raining
Panel shows and documentary voice overs
Got a head like a fucking orange
Has anyone got a pic of Susan?
Apparently she is fat.
There's literally zero pictures of her. Karl gets annoyed if you take pics of him in public, imagine what Susan is like
There are pics of her, google it. She looks fat and miserable af
youtube.com
Said it himself, he's not a millionaire.
>2010
>literally no pics or accounts of her exist, despite there being many pics of "Karl" and stories from people who have met him
>people will still believe his backstory and character is real
I used to live in Lancashire, believe it or not there are couples that exactly the same way as Karl and Susan do. They're loveless relationships in terms of Wife and Husband, but the two need each other to function. Quite fascinating desu
yeh, this
i thikn ha;f the reason he did monaing of life was to split from ricky, get all the money and be financially well off.
yeah but he had to pay for that new kitchen that suzanne wanted
>implying he didn't fix it himself
Ricky is such a cunt, Karl was the star of the show and Ricky took all the credit and money. Fair enough he got it all started but it's pretty mean that Karl didnt get a fair share
>what are most marriages
how do you know he didn't?
killed the golden egg. hes still got david brent but we'll see how audiences react.
He executive produced the US Office. He's worth sqillions
>it's a Karl goes to eastern europe episode
He sees the world for what it is.
cyka blyat and all that innit
Yeah prolly.
He's kinda funny sometimes, and other times he's really not funny at all and annoying to listen to.
Trey?
nothing, he is an inspiration
Today I pictured Karl without a shaved head.
He looked like one of those monks/george costanza.
If you're balding and don't shave your head you are fucked in the head.
Ive had boiler problems when I lived in a shit country where individual flats have their own boilers
First time the repair guy claimed it was a blown fuse and changed or reset it
Second guy finally took it apart and changed some sacrificial metal rod on the heating element or something
Its hell living with boilers, I was without warm water for like a month
he's stuck playing a fucked out "character" akin to how dice clay plays the dice man everywhere he is
his memes have devoured him and all he is now is a husk controlled by their whims.
truly a cautionary tale.
INNIT
Its weird, most of the time hes pretty annoying and then he makes something thats actually funny
i liked special correzpondents[\spoiler]
Tic Tac salesman
Personality:
Karl > Steve > Ricky
Creativity:
Ricky > Steve > Karl