Don't bother Ms. Romanoff. I will kill him myself

>Don't bother Ms. Romanoff. I will kill him myself.

So rad

>so rad

who talks like this?

Don't be such a square, daddy-O.

BLACKED when?

We know she already got GREENED. I wonder if the panther can measure up.

>The Hulk
>hide the Zucchini

What is it with the panther?

what does that mean?

>Vibrator made out of Vibranium

how does that work?

WE

>have exclusive access to the strongest metal on earth
>use it to make finger nails

stick it up your ass and let us know.

pavlov.jpg

Crashing this automobile...

...It's the entire suit.

ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

To be honest I thought it was pretty wicked too, don't be rank about it nob'ead.

> Thinks enhanced humans should work under supervision and rules and regulations.

> I'll kill this criminal myself without trial/jury/permission from any authority

Makes sense.

You realize that if Panther was regulated under the accords he was well within his right to do so, much like the other security forces that were hunting Bucky and ordered to shoot to kill.

Fucking moron.

well that was before his daddy-o got killed. afterwards he was consumed by punisher syndrome

im pretty sure i got an email from this guy once

he's a big cat

BEEP BOOP BEEP I AM A ROBOT MY FATHER'S DEATH MEANS NOTHING BEEP BOOP BEEP EMOTIONS MEAN NOTHING BEEP BOOP BEEP

Maybe if his dad was named Martha you'd get it.

Zemo did nothing wrong desu

>witnesses
>bucky's mission was no witnesses
>hydra writes the newpapers apparently
I'm okay with this.

A. the sokovia accords specifically his father's idea

B. he thought the idea of keeping the avengers accountable and held in check by someone was a good idea, but thought that the politics and bureaucracy would get in the way of things getting done, he does come from a pretty absolute monarchy

C. he is kind and by wakandan law has the right to execute this criminal, and does not have time nor patience to deal with the bureaucracy of of international regulations. He is holding to the law, the only law that matters to him, Wakandan law

It wouldn't. It would just be a dildo. Vibranium absorbs impact and vibrations.

Except when it doesn't, which is all the fucking time.

Why were the cameo characters all better than the main cast? Is it because I'm a contrarian fuck?

>square
>not L7

No, they really were better. Or at least more exciting. Cap and Iron Man were written and acted well but they were also both assholes.

This guy was boring as fuck. Why do people like him?

...

Why was Ant-Man and Spider-Man in this movie

Quip quota

literally a Nigger Sue. Most boring character ever creating
>tfw my wife thought catwoman was in this movie

>So rad

What are you? 12 years old?

Best moment in the movie tbqh.

God damit why did they have to freeze him, for fuck sakes

They can't use his story any more. Even if they fix him, he will have done all that terrorist stuff, so he'll never be joining Avengers. The only reason to bring him back would be to give people something to fight about like they just did in CW

What did her son think of Blacked Panther?

He looks quite excited when he sees Black WIdow and that bald Wakandan nigress together.

What camrip is this?

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Eggplant

T'challa a cute
CUTE!

That's some good camrip. Uploader did a good job at editing.

ME

we have no kids