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I've never watched any of his movies apart from Machete. Where do I start from? Under Siege?

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Start with his latest masterpiece, Code of Honor (2016).

Watch his first four movies back to back.

Sniper: Special Ops aka American Sniper 2.0

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>Steven Seagal
>Jean Claude Van Damme
>Dale Dye

You don't watch. He's like Van Damme but worse.

Rob Van dam

but he is Sup Forums latest meme-man. I want to fit in.

Hard to Kill
Above the Law
Marked for Death
Out for Justice
Under Siege

All genuinely great action movies.

>I want to fit in

Well, I'm sorry to hear that...

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how can he move so fat while being so hairy this doesnt make any sense

>Under Siege?

Yes, enjoy your 90s tiddies

still trying to force that meme, huh

I think these are a solid bet if you like B action movies.

I would also check out Expendables.

His newest kino. Code of Honor

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Watch his all movies up to Undersiege (1992).
then watch in order to see a proper decent into segalkino:
The Glimmer man (1996)
Fire Down Below (1997)
Exit Wounds (2001)
Half Past Dead (2002)
The Foreigner (2003)
Out for Kill (2003)
Belly of the Beast (2003)
Clementine (2004)
Out of Reach (2004)
Into the Sun (2005)
Urban Justice (2007)
Pistol Whipped (2008)
Kill Switch (2008)
Against the Dark (2009)
The Keeper. (2009)
Then watch everything from Maximum Conviction (2012) to his latest films.

This is just my personal recommendation into essential Seagalcore.
Fill free to give me notes on which films you also think are essential Seagalcore
(I try to pick out noteworthy Segal films that will keep the uninitiated entertained, true patricians should watch all of his movies.)

Whats with these idiots trying to force this shit? You can tell theyre new because we've had loads of steven seagal threads in the past full of discussion and bants without it being "le memeified"

Fuck off back to your containment board you idiotic trash

looks like someone is not getting the punani

>wearing two watches
this shit gets me everytime

one watch is set on west coast time zone and another one in Moscow time.

Pic related is mandatory seagal

Start from this

I forgot On Deadly Ground (1992)
The first introduction of native american environmentalist Seagal

one million percent

>My Cocaine's awful dye job

These bring back so many memories, but I doubt I'd enjoy them as much now.

is seagalposting still alive?

>Steven Seagal
>He's a human and not a seagal

>tfw you will never be Steven Seagal

why even live?

Why is she so goddamn hot, bros?

she was the most annoying character in Under Siege desu

Easy...

Mongolian american lmao

what do you guys think of this scene

*pissing sound*

EASY

What the fuck, they basically just made the Punisher starring Steven Seagal

>13 different angles
Fucking kek

MARVEL B T F O

Seagal in the mcu when?

Above the Law
Marked for Death
Out for Justice
Under Siege
The Glimmer Man

Hard to Kill, Exit Wounds and Under Siege 2 are bad but can be bad in a good way.

Everything else is pure trash.

best editing since Armageddon

refn/10

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>big guy

post MOAR

Still good watches. Probably more enjoyable as an adult because its such over the top low budget 80s action that doesn't feel obligated to put its head up its own ass. Just segal unapologetically busting heads.

As a true Seagal conosseur I've created the following list

ACTUALLY GOOD ELDER GOD TIER
>Hard to kill
>Under Siege
>Out for justice
>Nico

PRETTY GOOD
>Glimmer man
>Exit wounds
>Under Siege 2
>Marked for Death

BAD IN A GOOD WAY
>Belly of the beast
>Half past dead
>Into the sun

MEDIOCRE
>On Deadly Ground
>Fire down below

MEMECORE
>Good man

SHIT
>everything else

t: I've watched all the seagal movies

>mfw Hard To Kill is going to be on tv tomorrow
I'm fucking ready, phams. This is going to be my first Seagal kino

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Fucking love Half Past Dead
Seagal films with black sidekicks are my personal favorite

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I rewatched Out for Justice a few days ago and I didn't remember that it was shot here in my neighborhood. It's practically overrun by Chinese at this point and the only thing still on the block where Richie did Bobby Lupo is the pizzeria.

Take pics and post em

I'm at work right now but it's on 18th avenue and 85th street if you want to check it out on google maps

Why would a NYPD cop wear a black Special Forces beret in a crime scene?

How do these movies get made at this point? Are the kinomakers just doing it to get a laugh at Seagal's expense?

Probably because they still make money.

S N A T C H E D

probably money laundering or something else involved.

IIRC One of the NYC mafia familias wanted to finance four Seagal movies in late 90's most likely to launder money. Movie producer and Seagal personal friend Julius Nasso who was connected with the Mafia was also part of the thing.

Mafia didnt like when Seagal backed from the deal and apparently was close to pooping his pants when the mobsters threatened him.

This is a must see if you ever wondered what it takes to change the essence of a man

Bullshit or no, I buy it.

>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

Just watch them all in chronological order, using Outlaw Vern's book as a guide

I dont about the money laudering, but Seagals mafia ties are true and no big secret

cbsnews.com/news/steven-seagal-muscled-by-the-mob/

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primo_Cassarino#Steven_Seagal

I'd like to set up a Seagal movie watching night with Sup Forums so we can follow his book and sprinkle in his analysis and trivia of Seagal's work.

Seagal is literally the second coming of christ

Pick your poison

that stunt double at 00:42 lol

Oh my god

This really puts all this shitposting in perspective. We are but seagal acolytes

Which is the movie with Easy... EASY

The Foreigner

>The Out For Justice trailer on 35mm film
my god

I would legitimately like to own that action figure.

man i wish i could do this but organizing by what ethnic accent or background he takes.

Thanks lad

this one sir

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Memes aside, what the fuck did he mean by this

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Can he only grow a goatee?

i was thinking it was just the black guy telling him to be cool because hes carrying an explosive. but he obviously doesnt know its a bomb.

it looks like the black guy is holding him hostage, but it doesnt make any sense for him to say it when hes in the middle of a piss and stood 5ft away

His "goatee," is nothing more than Flex-seal that he's sprayed on his face and scalp.

>doesn't kill a woman
>"I'm still an honorable man"
It doesn't get any better than this.

Maybe
In his TV show he had a beard one season when he was first trying out his Operator look, but it looked fake as hell though
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i feel like they laid all the cards out on the table with this trailer. i know people dont watch his flicks for the story, but it kind of just outlined the whole 'plot'

better not be edited
>If so no take to blood bank

I think it's a directing/editing mistake.
The cuts were probably filmed separately, and the guy was supposed to be going "easy...EASY" as Seagal's walking to the urinal, then Seagal was to say "What do you think I'm doing?" before he starts pissing

Pissing intensifies.

And I thought it was too much to download the marked for death soundtrack.
>Fucker got it on Vinyl

Steven looks quite familiar in this clip

EAZYYYYYYYYYYYY

Really? Why would anyone cut that part out?

The metaphoric blood bank faggot
>Sawed off shoved down his throat

does he think the buttstock is a suggestion?

This is a man who ignores serving suggestions in favour of the whole thing, so yes, probably.

Steven Seagal hates Pestposting faggots and is the guy that got a Pestposter arrested. Fact.

ACTUALLY GOOD ELDER GOD TIER
>Hard to kill
>Under Siege
>Out for justice
>(Nico) Above the Law
>Marked for Death
fixed your list poser

bump

You have autism don't you