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>EW: How big a season is this for Jon moving forward?
>KH: It’s the biggest season for him so far. There’s one episode this season, which is Jon’s story, that’s the most epic episode we’ve done.

What episode is he talking about?

First for *FARTS*

2nd for Preston got reddit'd.

what is the point of this character? whats her stark superpower?

Would rape her harder than a Dothraki during spring break

I don't even watch the show anymore, I shitpost irregardless

getting fucked from behind

What is cleganebowl?

Would we see Rhaegar in a flashback?

10

incest. she'll be Jon's wife soon.

The one where Jon kills Ramsay

He digs up Ygritte's corpse and fucks the hole in her head that Our Boy Ollie give 'er

We only get a line or two from the books once an episode now...

>Excellent ToJ adaptation

Why is Sup Forums always wrong?

she gets other Starks killed, like Krypton kills Superman

Warging. It was linked to the direwolf though.

So, is harrenhall really off the table?

(farts)

+ 3 Charisma according to Preston. Explains LF, Hound etc.

A meme. Like Stannis.

>There’s one episode this season, which is Jon’s story, that’s the most epic episode we’ve done.

How come every Jon episode is always the best episode of every season?

Is it a coincidence?

her superpower is killing Ramsay after he destroys everyone.

What is season 1?

>I am Lord Bolton
>I am the Drowned God
>I AM THE TABLE!

Where did this meme come from?

>Next episode is Randyll Tarly calling his son a cuck

Based

>(farts)

Why are Rhaenyra's children called Strongs by the Usurper?

The look on the WW's face seals it for me every time.

Kit Harrington actually gives a shit about his performance

>Ramsay... wheres your father
>I AM YOUR FATHER

fucking confirmed

JUST FUCK MY MAGNUM OPUS UP FAMILIA

most of the plots moved past the books desu

I AM the table!

Premise me, Dabid

Hail Lyanna, full of grace,
The Lord of Light is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
And blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jon.
Hail Lyanna, mother of Azor Ahai,
Pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

WHY ISNT SHE PLAYING LYANNA STARK!!

Robert Strong = Undead Mountain
The Faith's Champion = The newly repentant Hound
Valonquar = The "little brother" who will kill Cersei
The Hound = Valonquar

CLEGANEBOWL

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You know what I just realized? We haven't had a sex scene this season.

>it's your first day on the field as a white walker lieutenant
>you're kinda nervous, want to impress the boss
>however
>soon you're feeling pretty fucking great as the attack starts
>thousands of wildlings converted within minutes, fuckin NICE
>bitches running at you and getting slain by this sick ice spear you got from the boss
>kill some cocky wildling prick with a giant axe thing, even make it look easy lel
>some pretty boy tries to grab dragon glass
>you throw that bitch around like a ragdoll. He pussies out and runs
>gonna chase this cunt
>he's fucking fucked lol
>he reaches for his sword
>ohboy.png
>it collides with your sick ice spear
>IT DOESNT FUCKING BREAK
>are you FUCKING kidding me
>this is just your fucking luck
>your face when Azor Ahai decides to turn up to your first day on the FUCKING job
>your face when Azor Ahai utterly wrecks your shit, whilst the boss is watching

Jon Snow's is the only interesting story because:

>The struggle in the North against the undead is the only thing that really matters
>His story is pretty unique, and the setting is badass
>He's a special character, bastard, white wolf, valyrian steel sword, now he's resurrected, everything about him is cool as fuck

Taena Merryweather

>I saw what i saw
What did he mean by this?

(farts) like a constipated fat man trying to shit.

stronk vagina, it doesn't get damaged after rapings

Why do D&D have no idea how cyanosis works?

>whats her stark superpower?
double chin

talica

"Fire and Blood"

DELET THIS PLS

STILL

NO

PRESTON

>le bastard who is actually the hero!

Yeah totes original

>implying you wouldnt fondle her double chin while masturbating furiously

but you CAAAUNT

SCREENCAP THIS

>Trial by combat will be with Loras (or anyone except the Hound) and Mountain
>Mountain will easily defeat Faith's champion
>at the same time, Septon Maribald is going to Kingslanding to coordinate with the crown and investigate this old man calling himself as 'High Sparrow" and is tasked to put an end to his shenanigans and is accompanied by his muscle, the Grave Digger
>Cersei rejoices and orders Mountain to kill as many Faith as possible
>Margaery and Loras are now zealous faith faggots and is killed by the Mountain
>Tommen complains that Margaery got caught in the crossfire
>Cersei too smug to listen to Tommen
>Tommen grabs a sword and stabs Mountain
>Tommen's head is crushed
>Cersei goes insane and orders to burn kingslanding to the ground
>Septon Maribald Arrives with the real Faith and kills High Sparrow
>Gravedigger vs Mountain while fire is raging in kingslanding
>they fight throughout different parts of KL
>Jaime stabs Cersei in the back before she could burn everything down

I am the Meme

*Record scratch*
*Freeze frame*

To look like a 30 years old transvestite

AMEN

Being the most durable punishing bag in all seven kingdoms

Really? cause I'm pretty sure Alliser got FUCKED

And people were still surprised he didn't stay dead.

Ned should've fucking listened to him and told people at KL

FUCKING ANIME SHIT

Having a nice ass

the fight choreography is shit as always

This.

She makes peace and love, which is what GRRM is all about in the end of (most) of his stories

Would you fuck Sasha Grey, if given the chance?

The one where Bran sees him being born

But Loras isn't the Faith's Champion in the show. He's the one on trial.

Don't think I could

>“Westeros is torn and bleeding, and I do not doubt that even now my sweet sister is binding up the wounds … with salt. Cersei is as gentle as King Maegor, as selfless as Aegon the Unworthy, as wise as Mad Aerys. She never forgets a slight, real or imagined. She takes caution for cowardice and dissent for defiance. And she is greedy. Greedy for power, for honor, for love. Tommen’s rule is bolstered by all of the alliances that my lord father built so carefully, but soon enough she will destroy them, every one.

Rather than this conversation they will just add another drinking game or cock joke

Why did Ned seem mad at Howland Reed for killing Dayne? Dayne would have obviously won hadn't it been for Reed.

loras and marg will turn 360 and became buddies with the faith

Muh honor

I dont think you understand the significance of them not playing the drinking game with tyrion.

MUH HONUR

So the leaks were right and there's going to be a Jon x Sansa scene?

It was a dishonorabru death for an honorabru man.

CIA and Jon are the only two interesting stories left, mostly because they could go in a lot of different directions depending on how Dabid is feeling.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Serious question why are they writing the show like it's an anime?

>haha you didn't expect my hidden blade. I shall take stab you and take the kingdom for myself

What leaks?

It would be like throwing a hotdog down the Mariana trench but God damn it I'd still do it

I don't. Please explain

I don't think I'd be able to get it up. Shit's nasty.

Who remembers this glorious bastard?

Does the trench have ass herpes?

Is it me or does season 6 seem even darker than previous seasons and I don't mean plotwise. Its hard to see whats going on in half the scenes unless it takes place outside. Could it kill them to get some proper lighting?

Ramsay and Umber scene was dark as shit

FUCKING HELL. How did Ned manage to survive long enough to hit puberty with that muh honor shit?

season 2 was like this as well

literally who?

9.

Everything significant happens in 9.

They'll wait until then for the R+J reveal like it's still some big secret and we'll have bastard bowl and Clegane bowl.

Episode 8 and 10 will be full of shit.

To be fair it got him killed in the end

hallway, hotdog...

Me. I fucking loved every second of it.

Takes place in the north. Seriously this series makes what I guess is supposed to look like northern Europe look like a complete shit place to live.

What happened to that Gendry guy?