>They tell me your son squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross. And your wife moaned like a whore when the ravaged her again and again...and again
what was his fucking problem?
>They tell me your son squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross. And your wife moaned like a whore when the ravaged her again and again...and again
what was his fucking problem?
>muh daddy issues
>muh incest
>muh not manly enough
he looks a lot like ramsay
I thought his son was killed by horses.
He was right. His son looked like a little fag
He is a lot like Ramsay.
If you think that's bad, you wouldn't like to know what horrific shit real life Commodus and Caligula did.
>little kids cry when you kill them
Wow, fag.
What did they do?
real life commodus was a bro, he never killed anyone in the arena, he fought with a blunt sword and the plebs loved him while the patricians and senators thought he was mocking his office. his popularity with the plebs for shit like this (and giant feasts and holidays which was the roman equivalent of gibs muh dat) caused him to be beloved by the whole of the people, except the rich he taxed.
They were both absolute madmen.
Commodus would charge the senate millions of romebux to fight in the arena, which he would obviously be scripted to win against people who would submit or just plain ol' cripples. He would also slaughter shit loads of animals just for laughs. And not just goats mind you, fucking lions in the dozens or hundreds if the tales are true.
Caligula was just a huge philanthropist asshole who fucked the wives of senators, killed people he didn't like and was generally a dick.
>And your wife moaned like a whore when the ravaged her again and again...and again
not gonna lie, i popped a half-chub
All the Caligula rape orgies and Commodus killing people for fun shit comes from the ancient Roman equivalent of Gawker. Gossip rags are the only thing that survived.
>tfw two thousand years from now people will think Bat Boy and Big Foot were real
know how casting works? They always base shit it on another performance. They certainly had him in mind when they scripted his character. It's possible even GRRM did when he wrote it. Very similar relationship with dad and abuse of power and shit.
U guys probably knew that tho
Joaquin Phoenix is taller, handsomer, and probably more sexually sadistic in real life.
Damn I love Joaquin Phoenix.
I have a twin sister and that movie made me confused for years.
Galigula gave his horse a place in government and a palace
yes, but he had a good reason for doing it: to humiliate pompous senators and officeholders
Comedy Central wishes they could hire Caligula to write their political satire
Commodus and Caligula were pussies. Reminder that this motherfucker is top tier evil.
>It had hitherto been the peculiar felicity of the Romans, and in the worst of times their consolation, that the virtue of the emperors was active, and their vice indolent. Augustus, Trajan, Hadrian, and Marcus, visited their extensive dominions in person, and their progress was marked by acts of wisdom and beneficence. The tyranny of Tiberius, Nero, and Domitian, who resided almost constantly at Rome, or in the adjacent villas, was confined to the senatorial and equestrian orders.(33) But Caracalla was the common enemy of mankind. He left (A.D. 213) the capital (and he never returned to it) about a year after the murder of Geta. The rest of his reign was spent in the several provinces of the empire, particularly those of the East, and every province was by turns the scene of his rapine and cruelty. The senators, compelled by fear to attend his capricious motions, were obliged to provide daily entertainments at an immense expense, which he abandoned with contempt to his guards and to erect, in every city, magnificent palaces and theatres, which he either disdained to visit, or ordered to be immediately thrown down. The most wealthy families were ruined by partial fines and confiscations, and the great body of his subjects oppressed by ingenious and aggravated taxes.(34) In the midst of peace, and upon the slightest provocation, he issued his commands, at Alexandria in Egypt, for a general massacre. From a secure post in the temple of Serapis, he viewed and directed the slaughter of many thousand citizens, as well as strangers, without distinguishing either the number or the crime of the sufferers; since, as he coolly informed the senate, all the Alexandrians, those who had perished and those who had escaped, were alike guilty.(35)
>father trains him his entire life to be emperor
>literally born to be emperor
>is told he won't be emperor
>fucking MAXIMUS of all people will be emperor instead
WOW WHY'S HE SUCH A DICK
>You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues... Wisdom, justice, fortitude and temperance. As I read the list, I wept for knew I had none of them. But I have other virtues, father. Ambition. That can be a virtue when it drives us to excel. Resourcefulness, courage, perhaps not on the battlefield, but... there are many forms of courage. Devotion, to my family and to you. But none of my virtues were on your list. Even then it was as if you didn't want me for your son.