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UNO

CHAINO

Of the swordsmen still living in the world, who is best?

Jorah > Daario > Jon > Bronn > 1 hand Jaimie

Is that about right for top 5?

*farts*

(poot)

>two /got/ threads
>post in the less popular one so that there are always two on the front page
who /chaosh/ here?

*PBRAAAAAAAAAAP*

Don't forget about the none-/got/ GOT threads.

Some men just want to climb the ladder

>1 hand jamie
>top 5
i bet even some random bolton guard could beat his ass

Whoever is the current first sword of the Sealord of Braavos.

Nice chain Pycelle, do you choke your mother with it before you put your penis in her butthole?

Preston

>implying that direwolf head isn't one of the crossbreeds that Nymeria birthed

Have we started the fire?

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I honestly didn't mind the ToJ scene, hardly the worst thing about this season

It's pecker, not dick

they think you're some kind of god, i know you're no god, because you have no cock

>jorah > jon
>no zombie mountain

Top fucking kek

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Jon isn't even that good

clegane>clegane>dicksuckingfaggot>someotherfuckers

>Promise me Ned to keep my feet warm

25th for the Hero We Need

Did this turn to nightcall all of a suddeeeeeeeeeennaaaaaaaaaaaah

>Promise me Ned

>we wanna put the boltons on a ruse cruise
>hey let's bring this random wildling along she'll be useful

Cast Anzu. Recast/dead allowed.

>HEY DABID

Jon is supposed to be exceptionally good. Mance was the only person who was even able to hold his own against Jon.

>Promise me Ned

Should recast Brann with Anzu IMO.

now that's something I could get behind

stop forcing this shit meme

Nothing in the book suggests Jon is a good fighter.

turkfeet.blogspot.com

The hooker with cum on her face in s1/2?

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Except when he was able to carve up the other Night Watch Trainees like cake and then became the Cake Cutting instructor for the night watch trainee rejects.

Jon is sooo good he train every day in the book and he killed a white walker in the show (in a fight no like sam)

Fucking D&D always find a way to ruin a decent episode don't they?

????

He's stated to be better with the sword and with the bow than Robb. He proceeds to kick the shit out of everyone he fights. Mance is the only exception.

He trains ever day! Shut your whore mouth

The other Night Watch trainees had never held a sword before.

fuck off david

who is anzu?

Because they're peasants and he was trained by a Knights/Men-at-arms in Winterfell.

He's good against scrubs who've never used a sword, Mance rekts him.

I SWEAR I'LL PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT PERSON THAT SAYS "RUSE CRUISE"

Need I remind you that Jon managed to kill the Halfhand in one on one combat?

nice reply fag

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Just some boy with a tumblr that likes to cosplay.

The Halfhand would have rek'd Jon if he'd tried and Ghost didn't interfere
Mance only toyed with Jon
He's definitely competent, but he has a long way to go

and he killed the shit out of Bloody Fookin' Legend

What are you dense, pretending to be retarded, what? Halfhand want Jon to kill him so Jon could get in good with the Wildlings. All Jon had to do was make it look good.

fuck off david

And faking a good and realistic sword fight is harder than actually having a good sword fight when you don't have days to rehearse like actors do.

wtf

Jon got rekt.. Craster's wife bamboolzed the fookin legend of gin alley..

My list is :
Zombie mountain > Brienne > Daario/Jorah/Grey worm>Jon>Bronn

That of course considering that memegene isn't true , otherwise the hound would be right after the zombie mountain

are u ok

wowie i sure do love discussing le GoT with my fellow le reddit le tors xDD
*animes*

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I still don't get it. What is that sound? It doesn't sound like a fart or anything. What the fuck was the point of that sound?

I don't think that's appropriate.
anzu = qt
you don't do that to qt

>anzu
>boy
where are the proofs

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just make it a youtube video

In his pants.

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Why the fuck do you have a pic of me ???
And how the fuck do you have a pic of me ???

What annoys me the most is that I didn't hear that fucking fart on my home theater.

Promise me, Ned.

Post proof that this is you

I didn't hear it the first time either. I had to go rewatch that scene when I saw everyone spamming (fart) jokes in the thread and then I got confused when it was just a weird cartoon sound and not a fart.

Post the last GoT scene you actually enjoyed
>You are a bastard.
>A daughter fooking wilding bastard

New meme coming through

dany getting raped

Me neither, I really liked it.

fuck plebbit

the books getting raped

When Olly died.
I thought it would be one of those scenes where Jon couldn't get himself to do it because sentimental shit and how good of a person he is.

so you're loving it more than ever

fuck off reddit

mfw not a single neck breaks and they all strangle to death

Bantz with Ramsay and Smalljon.

>4chancon.jpg

is that why they looked so extra fucked up?

He didn't even fart it was the sound of his chair moving as he got up. Reeeeeee

JUST

faces of dudes fighting for air vs. faces of instant death

so, yes user

Imagine how cool would it be if we already had the spoilers for the next episode.

>Mance was the only person who was even able to hold his own against Jon.
>hold his own

"Rattleshirt took a step backwards and met the charge with a two-handed slash. If Jon had not interposed his shield, it might have staved his breast-plate in and broken
half his ribs. The force of the blow staggered him for a
moment and sent a solid jolt up his arm. He hits harder
than I would have thought. His quickness was another
unpleasant surprise. They circled round each other, trading
blow for blow. The Lord of Bones gave as good as he was
getting. By rights the two-handed greatsword should have
been a deal more cumbersome than Jon’s longsword, but
the wildling wielded it with blinding speed.
Iron Emmett’s fledglings cheered their lord commander at
the start, but the relentless speed of Rattleshirt’s attack
soon beat them down to silence. He cannot keep this up
for long, Jon told himself as he stopped another blow. The
impact made him grunt. Even dulled, the greatsword
cracked his pinewood shield and bent the iron rim. He will
tire soon. He must. Jon slashed at the wildling’s face, and
Rattleshirt pulled back his head. He hacked down at
Rattleshirt’s calf, only to have him deftly leap the blade. The
greatsword crashed down onto Jon’s shoulder, hard
enough to ding his pouldron and numb the arm beneath.
Jon backed away. The Lord of Bones came after, chortling.
He has no shield, Jon reminded himself, and that monster
sword’s too cumbersome for parries. I should be landing
two blows for every one of his.
Somehow he wasn’t, though, and the blows he did land
were having no effect. The wildling always seemed to be
moving away or sliding sideways, so Jon’s longsword
glanced off a shoulder or an arm. Before long he found
himself giving more ground, trying to avoid the other’s
crashing cuts and failing half the time. "

Mance fucking rekt Jon

i fucking hate leakers

FUCK MY KINGDOM UP

Is it only me or is the Bloodraven actor extremely out of place? He doesn't sound like Bloodraven, he doesn't look like Bloodraven, and he clearly doesn't even care about giving a good performance.

Promise us, Ned.