Character sees blood

>Character sees blood
>Touches it

>Character sees blood
>Touches it
>it's ketchup

>It's actually ketchup

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>character sees a blood
>gets popped cuz he don't claim no set its real out here in these streets

>Character sees blood
>Touches it
>>It's blood!

>character sees blood
>touches it
>rubs it between his fingers
>it's actually semen

>Character 1: *touches blood with bare hands* "It's blood."
>Character 2: "Oh, really? Are you sure? You might want to taste it, just to be absolutely certain. I mean, you already touched it, you imbecile."

>rubs it between his fingers

I hate this.

Why would you do that with a liquid? Actually, I can imagine how blood might immediately stain your fingertips, differently than juice or sth similar would, which would prompt you to rub them, but still...

>crime scene covered in blood
>it was pig's blood

>character sees ketchup
>Its actually catsup

>character touches blood and smells it.
how much blood do you smell that you know what that smells like

did you never smell your own blood?

You are retarded.

>>character licks his own wound to show he's a badass

that happens only in anime and even then it's fucking retarded

>>Character sees blood
>>Touchés it

What, like

>It's blood!
>rubs between fingers
>Touché! (blood)

Mechanics do this often to see what fluid is leaking onto the ground.

This man speaks the truth. Water, fuel, anti-freeze. Need to know what's leaking.

>character sees blood
>heats it with a flame
>it was a monster

hnngh

>gruesome murder scene
>cuts to other character chopping meat in the kitchen

Every time. I know it's coming, I know exactly when, I've seen it before.

Still scares the piss outta me.

>character sees feet
>doesn't start sweeting

Wew.
I had never met a retard online, or offline, until now.

This pic is so hot

>urine smells like cereal
Wait, what the fuck?

>Character sees blood
>faints

>character sees blood
>licks it

Well now I know how bleach smells

>His urine doesn't smell like freshly harvested wheat.

Your body may as well be rotten.

I've smelled more than just my urine. I camp, have animals, worked in hospital settings. And yet I've never noticed a connection.

>Character sees blood
>Tastes it
>It's actually dragon blood

It's got nothing to do with badass, lots of people do this because it's a good way to clean the wound and saliva actually helps to seal it. Did you never suck your finger after you accidentally cut it by being so edgy?

>Character sees blood in his pee
>Touches it
>Tastes it

I think it's more like the kind of lick you give a bloody knife to show you don't give a shit, not actually cleaning a wound.

It's implicit that human urine is referred to. The urine of a healthy human individual has a predominant cereally tinge.

Well, I've never noticed it, so that's news to me.

Dumb frogposter

Most probably because of your noxious diet, and lack of physical exercise.

No, I'm fine. To me urine just smells like urine and ammonia.

>Character sees blood
>touches it
>"orcs!"

>To me urine just smells like urine...

Let me guess: to you, feces smell like feces too.

>character can smell blood

Depends on the kind of feces. Different makeup means different smells, but yeah, there's the underlying stink that's feces.

I do, however, understand what they mean when they say that blood smells like metal.

>character sees blood
>starts fainting

I bet you know how it tastes too

>semen smells like bleach
>mom always thinks I'm bleaching my battle station

Gotta stay clean for the bitches

>character sees white liquid
>"is it sperm?"
>tastes it
>"no, it's not"
Pic related

Semen smells more like chlorine than bleach.

Dumb frogposterposter

"Chief come in here, it's the room of the perpetrator"

"Holy shit Johnson, what is all this crap?"

"I believe it's called anime sir. His whole room is filled with posters and figurines of underage looking anime girls"
"But I think he knew we were coming. I can smell the bleach. It seems like he tried to clean up all traces he might have left behind. Especially on the figurines and this human sized anime pillow"

Cereal have a smell?

Because blood has a very distinctive feel to it.

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>doesn't realize that chlorine is the active ingredient in most bleaches

In Jewlywood movies not one character ever seems to get disgusted by blood; more over, they seem to actively put themselves in positions in which they would be splattered/smeared/stained with blood; noone seems to be aesthetically, or hygienically, repulsed by it, and if someone does, it is always a "sissy" type of character.

My hypothesis is that it is an expression of the Jewish collective unconscious.

Bullshit, people faint over blood all the time in movies.

>and if someone does, it is always a "sissy" type of character.

Lol dumb plebs being repulsed by blood aesthetics! great observations user!

Dumb frogposters.

Yeah, I hate that. It's like nobody knows about microorganisms, or as if everyone lacked instinctual responses against biohazards.

beat me to it Sup Forumsro!

>character sees blood
>doesn't fart uncontrollably

Or they play off that and its the big mean looking dude who then faints because humor can be based on subverting expectations.

>sees blood
>Touches it
>Tastes it
>Orgasms

>British person sees blood
>doesn't pull out a hoover to suck up the blood
>doesn't goes home to make a proper pudding out of it

completely unrealistic desu

>He doesn't have ammonia with his cereal

what 3rd country are you from?