Character sees blood

>Character sees blood
>Touches it

>Character sees blood
>Touches it
>it's ketchup

>It's actually ketchup

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>character sees a blood
>gets popped cuz he don't claim no set its real out here in these streets

>Character sees blood
>Touches it
>>It's blood!

>character sees blood
>touches it
>rubs it between his fingers
>it's actually semen

>Character 1: *touches blood with bare hands* "It's blood."
>Character 2: "Oh, really? Are you sure? You might want to taste it, just to be absolutely certain. I mean, you already touched it, you imbecile."

>rubs it between his fingers

I hate this.

Why would you do that with a liquid? Actually, I can imagine how blood might immediately stain your fingertips, differently than juice or sth similar would, which would prompt you to rub them, but still...