>“This is a decision I made on my own, but I hope this doesn’t affect my parents decision to assist me with this financially,” giggled Jaden when he revealed his eighteenth birthday plans.
>Will Smith’s son Jaden Smith, 16, made the announcement that he would have his male member removed on his eighteenth birthday, because in his words “My penis doesn’t define me.”
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How Is His Penis Real If His Identity Isn't Real?
Does your neural cortex define you, Jaden?
How bad is it being Will Smith right now?
this was a old meme and isn't true anymore
google can be your friend sometimes
Jaden will truly be the first young celebrity to make people reconsider their whole worldview and youre just salty about it
>Will Smiths face when
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>Because they thought Galileo was crazy, too, you know what I'm saying? I don't think I'm as revolutionary as Galileo, but I don't think I'm not as revolutionary as Galileo.
What did he mean by this?
AND WE ARE ALL PATIENTLY ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN
>penis
>still has male chromosomes
swing and a miss boy
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>implying he doesn't love it
>implying he didn't cause this by molesting him
Watch any interview with both of them.
Watch how Will acts around Mirrors.
Jaden is the kino of our generation.
You're right, Google is a friend
snopes.com
He's defining kino. Plebs can't understand.
Kek. This kid is a living meme.
Why'd you scare me like that, user? It isn't true.
what would you do if you were asked to give up your dreams for freedomm
Shouldnt this be a sticky?
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Is he gunna keep the sack?
So that's why Will Smith is joining Suicide Squad.
someone needs to teach this chimplet a good lesson.
Always feel bad for people that do this at such a young age, because only in time do they realize that this shit doesnt matter and there are much more pressing issues in life to deal with, and wanting your dick back shouldnt be another thing to deal with.
maybe xe needs to teach YOU a lesson you goddamn Sup Forumstard
Shut the fuck up you lame bait whore. You're barely good enough to suck my balls.
my penis doesn't define me, my mutilated hole where my penis once was defines me.
>likes guys sucking on his balls
>judges transgenders
how deep is your closet user?
Goddamn that file name triggers me. Niggas name is Space Ghost. He used to be coast to coast goddamnit
It was more symbolic, but i know that you already had an image all built up in your mind :')
>My penis doesn't define me
His abscence of penis will totally define him, now. Some people will see him as the faggot who cut his dick, while other will see him as the hero who cut his dick.
back to tumblr
youre the one who brought it up friendo ;^D~~~
>I-I-I-I was just kidding!!! you guyz!!
>le hilarious pet reaction faise
back to plebbit you go faggot
just make out already im getting bored
most people will see him as hero, like they should
fringes on the internet will call him names, but it really doesnt matter what a 100 person circlejerk safespace says, does it?
Le triggered nigger has arrived.
>can't into figurative speech
Just like you don't understand abstract thinking, right tumblrino?
DAY OF THE ROPE WHEN?
>figurative speech
is that like the hundreds of figurative dicks in your mouth while youre posting bigoted statements online to feel better about yourself?
are you retarded
>my penis doesn't define me
My arms don't define me but that doesn't mean i'm gonna lop the cunts off. this is why kids need spanking
ha! wait till you get out of college
Ah, tumblr's imaginary world :')
I hope you guys are all retarded because he is not chopping off his dick it's an old hoax that started from a nigger hating satire site.
>bigoted statements
Why are you getting triggered by racism but have no problem with making fun of faggots? Do you want everyone to know you are a buttmad nigger?
I thought he had gf?
Although given how well your bait thread is working, I can't blame you. You could tell people Marissa Tomei is getting kicked out of the MCU for fucking Tom Holland, and they'll believe it so long as it's in greentext.
REKT
>le
Back to Sup Forumseddit you go
go pick up some cotton
When he agreed to be in the suicide squad, he didn't realize it was a movie.
>closeted bigots triggered
lol just accept your reality you morons, being gay is ok in 2016
What the fuck are you taking about
info wars is that way you delusional wench
Youll be telling people that posting images at all is Reddit, because they do that over there too apparently.
>closeted
you wish
>le buttmad nigger repeating other's posts
Is that how insults work on worldstarhiphop?
stfu will. your kids are fucked in the head
you fell for the joke of intentionally misnamed files
I dont, actually, tho its the truth
are you lusting over african-americans and feel bad about it? you really shouldnt desu
What's a "closeted bigot" anyway? Do you ever pay attention to what your buzzwords even mean?
>being gay is ok in 2016
Clearly, if it's 2016 and most people agree with it then it must be ok! Popular acceptation of an idea totally validates it!
yeah but hes rich he doesnt have any problems to deal with, his parents fully support him
its part of their families secret blood pact with the illuminati hollywood elite, to further push degeneracy and madness
What are the odds of him actually going through with it?
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I thought Will Smith was homophobic
>african-americans
Well meme'd!
HOW CAN PENISES BE REAL IF GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT
>pic
The perspective on that image is so fucked up. The guy to the right and behind the guy in the midle is BIGGER like he's a lot closer to the camera. the blonde guy's face on the left is smaller like he's way in the back but he's the one in the front.
This a shop?
>are you lusting over african-americans
Why are you assuming that just because you're into zoophilia everyone is?
"Jaden Smith was a mistake" - Willum Smith
>le enlightened Sup Forumsweenie
Someone should make a sad Pepe with Will's face on.
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>i have nothing to say so i'll just spout memes instead
Hes just really really absurdly fat that his head looks huge.
your whole existence is a meme trying to hide from your true feelings
Yeah, I'd like to know this as well. If I find out someone is gay, I straight up walk away. Am I closeted?
WE WUZ EUNUCHS
yes
see a therapist ASAP
really hurt my feelings with that one tell you what
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Jaden is smashing this girl daily user
Well, now I'm depressed. I just realized that was me on the right.
She's not defined by her vagina, so they're gonna implants jaden's dick on her.
kek
closeted bigot I mean you silly cucklet
That doesn't stop him from being transsexual.
FAGGOTS HAVE AIDS
THEY POZ NEGS, THEY SHOULD ALL BE SENT TO IRAN TO BE HANGED
Does he have a dick? Because that would complete my views on the world.
Under rated bost
>Attracted to people of the same sex or thinking it's something normal
>Tell others to see a therapist
The irony
>i still have nothing to say but i insist on having the last word because that's how we win debates in the 2 digits iq world
but if you remove your penis/balls you have to constantly dilate the hole to stop it from sealing up
DO IT FAGGOT
Checked
how long until this lad offs himself?
I think your mom's a meme. How about that shit you degenerate cuck?
Wasted pics are terrible.
So many replies to a fake gossip thread
This board is beyond salvation
You dont have to be gay to be a faggot.