What's the point of this movie, again?

What's the point of this movie, again?

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the wickerman design was so fucking rad

OH MY LORD JESUS CHRRRIST

First for bees

what do you think of the pagan/celt lifestyle Sup Forums? Would you like to fuck everywhere at any time?

Christianity is the true faith.

>implying our crops won't start rolling again once we sacrifice you thanks to the old gods, dickweed

People already do that without the need for paganism.

Isn't the guy in that image the actual owner and leader of that island at that time?

Christopher Lee?

but they still don't have orgies in the streets user

>Not knowing Christopher Lee
Pleb to the max

>pagan/celt lifestyle Sup Forums? Would you like to fuck everywhere at any time?

Why do you call that the pagan/celt lifestyle? Celts did get married and weren't more promiscuous than other peoples.

To scare urbanites off travelling to the country and ruining it for the rest of us

See: youtube.com/watch?v=rbIpjlByKMM

i don't know anything about pagans. Was the pagan way of life depicted in the movie completely wrong?

You know those really existed, right? Some places still burn effigies and do weird shit like that out of tradition.

>not watching the superior nicolas cage movie

>tfw It's too late to know him now

i do, i'd like to live in areas where this happen

Instead i live in sand nigger land

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Wow so they burned him for real?

No, it's 100% accurate, like everything else Hollywood depicts about history.

>Thank you for letting us portray you as a bunch of savages that partake in human sacrifice

Aww how sweet

So it was all real then?

Everything is real user. Everything.