Dodge this

>Dodge this
Why didn't he?

He was mindfucked by what Neo just did.

(i don't know)

he IS the Matrix™

He body swapped just in time. No point dodging

He didn't want to take orders from a woman.

Do YOU take orders from women?

reverse psychology

Because he was a gent

Because then the scene wouldn't be cool. Obvs.

When this movie first came out it was so funny to see it inspire so many edgy trench-coat wearing neckbeards

psy-war
he lost it
programs always lose at it

he was trying to divide, anyway, you can see it, when he got shot

Everytime I see this pic I die a little inside.

Because the gun was like 5 inches from his head when she pulled the trigger?

Agents can dodge punches at that range.

Not a bullet flying at those speeds. Neither could Neo. He just stops them later when he gets the powers.

>post a picture from 2014
>INSPIRED BY THE MATRIX

Nice try.

I've seen an agent punch through a concrete wall; men have emptied entire clips at them and hit nothing but air; yet, their strength, and their speed, are still based in a world that is built on rules. Because of that, they will never be as strong, or as fast, as *you* can be.

The picture is not being literal it is only showing an example

You mean the two greatest games of all time Deus Ex and Max Payne?

PAYNE?!

>how to spot autism

The first Matrix was so much fun. Just a fish out of water story with some philosophical undertones in a dystonian future. Plus kung fu shooty action.

Reloaded was okay but lost the magic.

Revolutions was so bad though. I cared so little for Zion. I didn't care if the machines took it at all.

STOP 'EM! UNNNNNNNNGHHHHHH!

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this isnt a bad theory.

Is there any real-life circumstance that would make the world look green like this?

Yeah. First Matrix was god tier. Reloaded was a solid, dumb action movie. Revolutions was just complete schlock.

>this isnt a bad theory.

Theory? We see it happen

Reverse psychology, obviously

sunglasses, dummy.

hear me out

a shitload of green jello powder

maybe green tea ice cream

Severe pollution.

But those games don't even have rocket jumps, and they aren't especially fast either.

>clips
This triggers me

>fast = good meme

back to sonic autty.

Clips is military slang dating back to WW2, anybody that cries about it over magazines is just being an asshole.

because you're an idiot

In real life, she probably would have just shot without him noticing she was even there. In the movie though, she needed to have an epic one liner.
This is objectively the right answer.

Also, I remember seeing the movie in the German dub and she said something different.. The agent said something like "just a human", and trinity said "just an agent" and shot him. I wonder why they changed it.

She was saying it ironically.

Reboot when?

shopped, you idiots

MA GA ZEEN

But Quake 3 is objectively one of the 3 best games ever made, after Tetris and Supreme Commander.

But nigger, that ain't doom II.

But this is from Alan Wake!?

Same face, different game

>being over 30 on Sup Forums
I get the feeling a lot of those neckbeards have moved on with their lives better than you, grampa.

Chlorine gas?

he's a fast guy

>tfw you thought it was just a meme

I thought they didn't have to body swap, like if the person they were controlling died it was just "woops" and they body swapped to their original body

Tornado weather has that weird greenish glow about it, or being under a pine tree in the south in the spring.

tfw just turned 30

Agents don't have original bodies, they move through any port connected to their system (ie. the humans plugged into their farms).

Anytime you see an agent it's already possessing someone.

I didn't even visit Sup Forums for the first time until I was 31. That was eight years ago.

literally why

I mean I've been here since 2005, but I at least have the excuse of being 14 at the time.

God any adult on the street could be you. Sickening.

Do you have a wife? If you do does she have son?

Doom 2s level design is shit compared to 1

>I've seen an agent punch through a concrete wall; men have emptied entire clips at them and hit nothing but air; yet, their strength, and their speed, are still based in a world that is built on rules

this doesn't even make sense, holy shit, that or they have a different set of rules then everyone else

Wow...just wow i'm speechless dude. God help you. I'll pray for you tonight.

thats cuz they ripped off grant morrison for the first one and they had to write original stuff for the next two

tell me this isn't someone's actual senior pics for hs...

Not denying you but can you post some source material? Im super interested

He's referring to Morrison's magnum opus The Invisibles. I can't think of a specific story arc in it but it is often recognized as a major influence on the Matrix.

>Zion
Why the last city in the world have to be about zionists?

eh, what about ghost in the shell and neuromancer.

>Caring about the slang used by literal fucking retards.

Well I'm sorry to hear that

They took influence from a lot of things, but made it its own thing in its own universe.

Those retards are why you can post on an Amazonian piranha desk, you fuck.

Bet you don't even own a gun, you piece of shit.

>that complete lack of trigger discipline

The bad guys won WWII, brah. Where have you been?

yeah, and they ran out of stuff to "take influence" from, which is why the next two were shit

the average age on Sup Forums is 43 years old

Muh gazine

trinity gives me boners

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shut the fuck up cunt

kek

because JEWS!!!

fucking newcomers. Sup Forums was made for grownups. You are the ones that shouldn't be here.

I thought this thread was dead.

>literally why

Honestly don't know. Sup Forums has been my main board since 2009 and even though I rarely post anymore it's just habit at this point.

I know, right?

No and no.

Thanks anons. :3

It was goths and weird kids, not neckbeards at the time. Trenchcoat mafia

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All I can see when I look at this picture is her fingers position on the trigger and how it's going to throw off her shot...

Throw off a point blank shot? Fuck off retarded "gun guy."

Because I wrote the program_