Doesn't even an idiot realize this is phyiscally impossible, doesn't matter how strong he is?

Doesn't even an idiot realize this is phyiscally impossible, doesn't matter how strong he is?

Why are movie makers so dumb? How am I supposed to watch movies and TV shows today as an adult?

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You mean that the chain will break or something?

>m-muh capemovie about le alien jesus fighting aliens isn't realistic
DCucks are autistic

>Can fly
>Invincible
>Heat vision
>Immortal
>Doomsday
>Krypton
>Wonder woman


>"He's walking on ice? But that's impossible!!!"
you fucking idiot

We're talking about first grade physics understanding, here, you retards. Flying and fighting aliens with kamehameha shit is fantasy, that's OK. Trying to cater to adult people with a serious setting and then doing shit like in this pic is not. It's cringe-worthy as fuck and makes people dumb.

Kill yourself.

Bruh just fucking stop breathing

>walking on (frozen) water

SUBTLE

>1cm of snow provides enough counter force to pull a battleship

Why people watch capeshit at all is beyond me

Holy shit that looks so bad. I that from the actual movie, or a deviantart photoshop job?

>According to the version in the Gospel of Matthew, Peter "walked on the water" towards Jesus, but he became afraid, began to sink, and Jesus rescued him

POETRY
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Go to bed and forget that you ever thought or wrote this stupid shit. Move on with your life and never stop learning.

It's a Screensaver you could download using a Doritos code or something.

>This is a legitimate angry complaint by someone

user, it's time you put your energy into something else.

The guy can walk on a cloud.

>1cm of snow
Like, really, you're serious?

You are beyond retarded

ITT: Autism

Does DC go full retard more often than Marvel when it comes to strength feats?

Except superman can fly of his own volition. He doesn't need to push off the ground to pull something. Essentially he's just putting his feet on the ground for show. The force is coming from within him.

Compare this idiotic thread with people who actually want discuss the movie. Coincidence? I think not.

And possibly to give himself a sense of how fast he's pulling it. That was my thought when I saw it.

Thread BTFO.

Probably. Superman's held a black hole in his hands and lifted a book with infinite pages.

iv seen this pic 100 time and always hought he wa carrying a child out of water

>those buttmad DC manchildren going crazy over three lines
Holy shit, how creepy. Fuck off you autistic fatass manchildren. Pretending someone is wasting time while shitposting in the same thread just shows you are degenerates and delusional on top of that. The difference between us is you defend this shit and also consume other capeshit movies and probably even comics.

>he's just walking because that's why
Not buying it.

But the other thread is hundred times more idiotic?

Because the audience is full of nerds (not the kind that are smart; the kind that watch movies, read comics, and play video games) and normal people who just care that it looks cool/impressive. Yes, anyone with half a brain knows this isn't possible in the real world. I know that in order to pull the ship, he'd have to be pressing on the snow with enough force to overcome the force of friction on the boat, which is proportional to the normal force, meaning he'd be just breaking through the snow/ice immediately. IF it was in our universe.

You are dumb as shit

>superman
>BUT THIS IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!

You sound like a

But most Comic writers actually tried to explain their shit? And when there was stuff they couldn't epxlain, they just explained it with made up words. Now this is simply illogical and dumb.

>walking on water
>saving a capsized boat
>holding chain like it's a cross to bear
Newtonian physics aint got shit on jesus magicks

In that shot he is literally flying slowly with his feet on the ground to look cool, while extending his influence field around the ship.

>Not liking cool shots in movies

New better thread

No, it's a shit thread for fat autists.

>l-le Jesus hommage
>so deep

Yeah but by superman logic he could fly 3 feet off the ground and pull it, right? So by the same logic he can drag it

Ahhh is this the old "le scientifically educate the masses on the off chance it creates the einstein of computers so I can upload my brain before I die maymay"?

If so, I'm sorry, the only way to immortality is through our Lord and Savior.

I'm starting to get bored with BvShitposting. The DCuck autists are too discomforting. And there's only so much enjoyment that can be had making fun of what a historical disaster it is.

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>Superman doesn't actually have super strength. Take a look at the comics. He stops planes by holding on to the nose cone. This means the entire weight of a falling plane is balanced on a section of metal approximately the size of a human being's hands. That's like trying to stop a person toppling over by putting a knife, blade up, in front of their chest. It won't end well. It's not strength that's keeping that plane aloft.

>It's negative mass. Negative mass is a so-far hypothetical state of matter in which all the properties of a particle are the same, except their reaction to certain forces. A push on negative mass would cause it to go flying in the opposite direction. Superman must have the ability to temporarily turn parts of his own body, and objects touching it, to negative mass. If a plane is crashing, he would take hold of the nose cone – and create a web of negative mass throughout the plane. The force of the plane would push on this web of negative mass, causing it to resist, and slow the descent of the plane, all without breaking the plane into pieces. Superman could create these negative mass nets within himself, too, to provide internal structure of the proper strength – so he doesn't fall to pieces either.

>This also explains why Superman's strength seems to increase and decrease depending on the power level of the foe he is fighting. Negative mass can only resist force that's applied to it. Final evidence for Superman's powers of negative mass control is the fact that a clone made with half his DNA, Superboy, has telekinetic control over the movement of any object he touches. It's clear that Superboy was able to refine Superman's abilities.