What would you do with a kilo of unobtainium?

What would you do with a kilo of unobtainium?

eat it

Make an unobtainable pencil

I wouldn't be in Kansas anymore and I'd eat some jew jew bees.

hotglue

snort it

Buttplug

how am I supposed to obtain it if its unobtainable?

two girls at once

Ass to ass?

Sell it to finally Finnish the avatar sequels

they simply could of tunneled underground to get it
with all that tech/machinery, they could've easily done it

UNOBtanium.. hehe get it??? xd

stick it in my ass

Make a shield.

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Obtain it

Undergo the Weapon X procedure and have my bones laced with it, then I'll head to Pandora and fly around un-aided, REEEEEEE-ing as I become a fucking flying nightmare to the locals, fucking their shit up as I go.
I would also be naked as I did this.

Truly our most based secretary of war

grate it on my sketti

Are you retarded? That's Abraham Lincoln our 16th president. I knew Sup Forums was dumb but WOW.

Shove it up my ass

Well how the fuck am I supposed to fashion it into anything if it's super indestructible and absorbs energy

sell it for 6 billion shekels or however much Phoebe's brother said it was.

fuck all 300 kilos of your mom

Fashion a suit out of it and become Unobtainium Man.

In real life blood needs to circulate over your bones, you'd die horribly.

Blend it until it turns to dust, mix it with some jelly and use it as thermalpaste to achieve unobtainable Overclocking speeds for my CPU

What's this unobtanium meme?

This desu
Actually that would probably fry your pc

Would have taken months just to get there from a safe distance.
Not to mention strip mining from the underground is highly dangerous and inneficient.
The Jew overlords wanted that unobtanium NOW and they wanted it all.

But its unobtanium m8.
It would literally keep my CPU at FREEZING temps while hooking it to the Mother Tree cloud.

the mother tree doesn't real friendo

Lost it

Rename it

a frisbee

The movie doesn't even say what it's used for. But it's superconducting or something so I'll sell it to DoD and BAE.
I want muh railguns