"Hurry up, Harry! The black one will give us a 2 for 1!"

>"Hurry up, Harry! The black one will give us a 2 for 1!"
What did he mean by this?

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>Snape taking points from Gryffindor because Harry didn't know some esoteric potions trivia on the first day of class

Why do people love these movies again?

Because the book series was one of the first "cool" books for this generation, and people love pretending to be nerds about that shit because it combines nostalgia, pop culture cred, and knowing fictional facts that don't matter but still give you credit within the subgroup

Is Quidditch the podracing of Harry Potter?

>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick

Not enough quips during the matches.

>Snape taking points from Gryffindor because Harry didn't know some esoteric potions trivia on the first day of class

Snape was being an unfair butthurt cuck because Harry is living proof of his high school bully having sex with his waifu.

>Dumbledore giving the winning points to Gryffindor at the last minute because Harry did some dumb bullshit on the side

Why does Hogwarts tolerate the teachers constantly giving their own houses excessive points and detracting them from others?

Why does the Headmaster cuck Slytherin every year and nobody says a thing?

Snape did nothing wrong

He joined the wizard nazis despite being hopelessly in love with a wizard jew

sabeeeee!

>The dirty name of my melon father
What did he mean by this?

>the Wig knows!

how does Hagrid run so fast if he's so hairy

Did Hagrid steal Hedwig? It was never really specified how he acquired that owl for Harry.

Jesus, every time he looked at Harry he must have imagined Lily getting fucked by a Stag.

wena nido

My headcannon is that he raised it from the egg.

>Either you stop fapping, or fuck the headmistress, Harry!
>Now that's more like it!
>...God bless you!

What the fuck, how did WB get away with this shit?

He bought her for Harry as a birthday present in Diagon Alley's owl store

PELUCAS QUIENES SON ESTAS MINAS?

>Who are these chicks?
>Hookers Harry, hookers!
>I love hookers!
i really don't know how this happened

Black wizard hookers are generally ignored, so they must provide discounts to get customers

Hagrid struggles to squeeze his girthy chode through her puckered asshole while Harry eagerly awaits his turn

>Can you keep an eye out for Potter?
>Can you stop busting my fucking balls with the eye jokes?
The 00s were sure a different time

Si si si si, no no no no, la concha de la lora

>This has to stop!
>If you try something on him, you'll suck my pussy!
who /nostalgia/ here

This was more well written than Goblet of Fire.

>harry, let´s go study!
>STUDY THIS

>Harry!!! it looks like you have a business between your hands... and I have an ass for businesses

HARRY IS SCREWING EVERYBODY!

If only he had done that in HBP, instead of spending the whole book stalking Malfoy and crying over a girl that has wanted his dick since she was ten.

>"I'm gonna tear your ass apart, Harry Potter"
RIP Alan Rickman 1945 - 2016

>non-/lat/bros faces when

"Yo blondie, put on some lipstick and color my dick!"
Rowling had no chill, did she?

El peluca sapeeeeee!

>El Bananero on Sup Forums

Just when I thought this board couldn't get more cancerous. Ponganse las zapatillas de ballet, hijos de puu

>Haaarry...
>Check out that ass brah...

Reportado papu.

>Hey blondie! Put on some lipstick and leave my dick like a rainbow!

Ayy user, saliste puto como la abuela!

Oh come on don't even pretend like you didn't enjoy this shit when you were younger user.

Pero andate en silla de ruedas a la puta que te pario

>this fucking thread

IVAN
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Hmmm... I feel a tingling in my ass

Eh cunthead, who the fuck is the banannero™?

It's me.

>Red One! I'll give you half an hour to let me go!
What did he mean by that?

>sunbathing
What a fucking faggot

>>"Hurry up, Harry! The black one will give us a 2 for 1!"

It REALLY Means >"Hurry up, Harry! The black bitch will charges us 2 for 1!" in argentinian slang.

Is from the video "Bitches Harry, Bitches"
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kek

>argentinian

>This situation has a culprit: A clown.

>A pervert, degenerate, zoophilic, dirty ass, a wanker...too much of a wanker, cocksucker, wide ass, but mainly a fat and a fag.

Who did the president mean by that?

Oh NIGGA!

CHUPAME LA PIJA COLORADO

He always does the same to me!

>dat John Williams score in the first 3 movies

These movies weren't even fun to listen to towards the end, baka

underrated post

don't try it

>At last peloconcha... I have finally become el bananero

>hating Bananerocore