No one is as based as Gaston!

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You know what's crazy about this guy is he willingly goes and fights a legit monster with magic inanimate objects being real and never bats an eye.

He's literally on a fucking castle roof in a downpour fighting a monster and not once until he's being grabbed by the neck hanging off the roof is he scared.

What the fuck was wrong with Belle?

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Nobody frys like gaston!

Gaston was going up against the avatar of masculinity. He was only ever going to be the original beta orbiter turned unrequited cuck. My lads you have been duped by duplicitous diabolical fictions that will rend you from your better selves!

Nothing is wrong with her, she wasn't attracted to the guy, that's all, she didn't even think about him. He, on the other hand, was obsessed with her for some reason. Even when he had triplets willing to suck his cock whenever he wanted. He was fucking insane.

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>captures dad for no reason.
>oh its okay because his feelings.

beast should have eaten her

>What the fuck was wrong with Belle?
The most things that could be. Everything was wrong with her. I still like her though.

Belle is the top tier Disney Princess.

No one Fucks like Gaston

this actually made me laugh

>LeFou will never be your lackey

that was well made.

Evans would be an amazing Gaston.

Confirmed best hype man.

I said I like her what the fuck man, jesus.

Probably because /t/v IS LeFou.

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Relevant

who would win in a fight belle or sleeping beauty?

Not Henry cavill

Did he have the best theme song?

Belle is a peasant, so she's probably way stronger.

Belle is smart and less pampered, easily would kick the shit out of Aurora.

If we want to talk Disney Princess power rankings then Pocahontas or Mulan are clearly the top tier.

Frozen bitch is OP too

>what the fuck is wrong with Belle


Stockholm syndrome and she hated her dad

We're not counting Elsa because magic is cheating and her movie sucks.

WHEN I WAS A LAD I ATE 4 DOZEN EGGS EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GET LARGE

True true

>tfw he will never get the Maleficent treatment and get a live action movie that makes him look like the good guy

I hear that the staff who play these characters have insane amounts of sex with each other.

I think they live on site for days at a time under-ground or something like that.

Hes a big guy

Luke "Yea we're still trying to make this nigga happen" Evans is playing him in the live action movie.

I don't even have the heart to post who's playing LeFou...

Holy shit this would be awesome.

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Who is it RDJ?

Nope.

AND NOW THAT I'M GROWN I EAT 5 DOZEN EGGS, SO I'M ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A BAAAAAR-GE!

>Point 1

Mostly false. Some date

>Point 2

Completely false. Underground is reserved for Non-Face Cast Members.

Wtf is a barge

>implying it won't be Jonah Hill

>that scene where Gaston rescues a cat but Belle blames the patriarchy and calls him sexist

Right? Maybe it will happen with

>acts like beast isn't even more domineering

patriarchy was never a problem for her

I actually liked him in his dracula movie but the dude doesn't exactly exude charisma so I'm curious to see why they cast him

>that scene where Gaston nearly kills himself but LeFou convinces him to go on

The movie got kind of dark halfway through desu

BIG

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Seriously, who is his dad? Is he Walt's secret offspring?

if i take away your five dozen eggs, will you die?

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If you liked any part of that movie you should leave.

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Stockholm Syndrome and a genetic predisposition to mental illness

Can you imagine any better job in the world? Getting paid to go around all day acting like an arrogant sexist douchebag, hitting on women, getting into strength contests with random dudes.

Gaston is fucking based.

when you run into someone really hard with your shoulder

But why

was just about to post this. literally valhalla

oneitis can strike even the most alpha of men

guys you're not allowed to say good things about tumblr. this is Sup Forums.

>you will never get to meet the one true Gaston

>get to tell little girls to get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

living the dream

how was he not the good guy?

>was a well respected hunter for his village
>literally feed and protected his village
>promoted a healthy lifestyle
>interested in the social outcast girl
>helped not whip the villagers into a panic
>fought a giant monster who kidnapped(and probably raped, lets be real here) a woman and her father
>kept fighting to release the girl even though she had Stockholm syndrome

how is he the villain again? at best his only crime is caring about belle too much, even if you want to call him a stalker he didn't

>kidnap her and rape her, like beast did

>how is he the villain again?

Had an innocent man locked up and committed, tried to kidnap Belle, and murder an innocent man?

belles father used witchcraft and its why his daughter succumb to the beast.

she's lucky she wasnt turned into moving furniture.

Technically speaking the Beast was still the lord. For that alone he should have been hung or did you forget what france was like pre-revolution?

Is this the guy who shot a firework off of his head and killed himself?

French nigger kek

Unfortunately.

>it actually fits the rhythm

can someone vocaroo this

>had an innocent man locked up

to stop a panic, I would've locked up jim jones as well

>tried to kidnap belle

so just as bad as the beat?

>murder an innocent man?

I guess it's been a while since I've seen the film, forgot about that part. I just remember him and Sid from toy story not really being villains

>Chad: Medieval Edition
Sure is interesting!

guess the only thing left is to post gaston vids. there's always a few people in the thread who haven't seen them.

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>based
Why must you inject flavor of the moment Urban slang into a thread about a timeless character?

Note to self: mirror this image and use to indicate that no one gets repeating digits like Gaston

>to stop a panic, I would've locked up jim jones as well

So he stopped a panic and formed an armed pitchfork mob instead and that's better?

>Sid from toy story not really being villains

You're just an edgy little git aren't you?

What a sick cunt.

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>shaot firework off head
>gib hed back pls

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NO ONE DUBS LIKE GASTON

LeFou mind.

sid tinkered and played around with inanimate objects(to him). Yes, he was a dick to his little sister, but that's not unexpected out of a little kid. It's not like Sid was tourturing animals like the son of sam or something, he was seeing how he could engineer and play around with action figures

>So he stopped a panic and formed an armed pitchfork mob instead and that's better?

yes, if he killed the beast, then belle wouldn't be kidnapped anymore.

Sid represented the impulsive destructive Id nature in all of us, (S)id. Andy is the Ego, how we see our selves. Woody is the Super Ego, the moral ideal that the Ego strives for.

He is the part of us all that we work to supress.

buzz represents buzz alderaan.

that's cool, but he was still a little kid enacting scenes from star wars with his toys, while being neglected by his drunk dad

Toy Story doesn't really have a villain, unless you count time and change as a villain.

the humans are villians the toys are massive idiots.

True, Gaston did nothing wrong

Except everything.

skipped leg day, thats for sure

Turned him fat

AND EVERY LAST INCH OF ME IS COVERED WITH HAIR

no one fucking BRINGS it like Gaston

God damn he needs to turn it down, he's stealing the whole show.

Jesus this guy probably continues working there because the amount of puss he gets from female cast members must be incredible.

he an hero'd with a firework

That was a different Gaston.
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Watch the video. He has a much different voice.

Ego Gaston still works there.

No one dies like Gaston