ETERNAL /got/ GENERAL

The books will NEVER be finished edition

Previous:

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=2-SEzX5-dqA
youtube.com/watch?v=QNd62OEWDuM
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

wut

C L E G A N E B O W L
O
N
F U C K I N G
I
R
M
E
D

Who cares? we have D&D now.

Good

This season would have been absolutely perfect if they didn't do the Dorne shitshow.

Umber ruise cruise, Cleganebowl, Bastardbowl, it's all happening.

>no farts

I can finally die in peace now

someone post the /lit/ pics thx

Whats he holding in his hand? It looks like a test tube and a tuning fork

>Based jon kills ramsay
>Every one cheers and is dragon blood is revealed to all
>Jon is declared king of the north
>Suddenly sansa finds out she is pregnant from ramsay
>Jon vows to raise his half sister's son as his own
>declares him the heir of the north since hes honour bound to chastity
>....

...

I know nothing

>Having to bring Neil Gaiman in to finish Winds of Winter.

Wtf Gurm.

The flight plan Ijus filed with the Agency lists Smee, Maimen, Dr. Pavelier, Button Lee, Juan O'veus, Virs Juan, Ted Olk, Getsda Stae, Onmai Aircraft, Wu Pait, Yuu Tugrab, Dr. Pavel, Heed Iddent, Flai Sogud, Wu Wan, Stu Trainex, Telmi Abautbane, Waidus Hee, Werda Mask, Lotta Loiadee, Farra Hyredgun

Why is it that Stannermen are the only ones that put out good GoT content?
youtube.com/watch?v=2-SEzX5-dqA

I...

Fucking hell I have to keep reminding myself that we're only 3 episodes in.

I'm fully aware that this is absolute trash at this point yet they STILL surprise me.

>The only wildlings Tormund managed to convince to return to Castle Black are those we see in the last few episodes, that is not an army. Why would Tormund take only a small number of those he 'leads' if he does 'lead' more?

Because it's a TV show with a limited budget retard and they didn't need to hire hundreds of extras for a small scene

>She's still Sansa Bolton, though

If Sansa had somehow escaped her marriage to Tyrion and went back to Robb, would they have said NOPE YOU CAN'T BE HERE YOU'RE SANSA LANNISTER NOW, for real? If Jon's faction wins, the marriage doesn't count.

>Why would they want her to rule Winterfell?

Because she is the last known living Stark. Sweetrobin is still Lord of the Vale even though he's a retard. That's how their society works, dummy.

>The north is also mostly a shambles, the Freys are still strong, taking the Vale bannermen north would leave the Vale at risk, the Tyrells are still hugely powerful and there's more reason than ever to support the authority of the crown since everyone is currently vying for influence over it!

The Vale is a mountainous region and the Eyrie is near impossible to assault. The Tyrells are dealing with a full scale uprising in King's Landing plus are about to get invaded by the Ironborn. They really wouldn't give a shit and wouldn't pick a fight with the Vale when there's bigger fish to fry

>>>>>hes honour bound to chastity

wut

Dabid and Dab never fail to dissapoint anyone.

>When jon saw the knights of the eyrie he thought "robert" for one mad second
>When the smoke cleared the men began to shout "BAELISH BAELISH BAELISH!"

>tfw Ramsay dies this season

>still believing this bullshit when Sansa comes to Castle Black next episode

Even the extras are ruising you retards. The whole theme of this season has been GoT employees lying to people.

>your eyes are still brown

Was that supposed to be a reference to people thinking that when Jon came back to life he'd get Targaryen purple eyes?

Wow he saw the actual WunWun on set. I wonder if he's really that big in real life.

The fork is for eating lobster meat (makes it easier to dunk in butter; it tastes amazing by the way).

No idea about the test tube thingy.

0/10 here's your (you)

...

the guy who plays WunWun is the same guy who played the second mountain. So he's pretty tall, but not a literal giant

the Giants are actors in suits made to look taller with CGI and forced perspective

Wights have blue eyes. So he's not an ice zombie, that is what Edd was referring to.

post yfw when CIA crashes the skarch with his flightplan and no bolton survivors

Chaosh is a laddah user

Except she was never properly married to Tyrion because it wasn't consummated.

The Vale have no idea that the Tyrells might get invaded and even considering the natural strength of the land it would be utterly fucking stupid to send out bannermen to go fight for some vague sense of loyalty to someone that only a few at the top care about.

You really are grasping at straws, please think about how illogical what you're saying is.

The only reason people would fight for Sansa would be to take Winterfell so she can be safely at home again.

Anyone in the north other than a possible Manderly/Umber/whoever conspiracy to give Winterfell to Rickon would only become involved if they could seize power themselves. Why would anyone fight hard for somewhere for some old loyalty so that someone completely inexperienced can rule them? She can't rule, it doesn't make sense, and even if she was to be put in charge the houses would all fight among themselves for who got to help her/marry her/stick around.

With Rickon it makes a bit more sense, because he's a male Stark, but that's limited scope for who could fight (and doesn't make sense for them to go to Jon).

There's no way that Jon is reasonably going to get an army unless they retcon what they've heavily established about the wildling refugees. Houses also have no way of knowing his intention. If there is a battle/taking of Winterfell, it will be for Rickon and part of a northern power play, not for Sansa.

How can Jon sentance Alliser and them to death, then say his watch has ended?

I get the whole "he died yadda yadda" but he was acting as Lord Commander. He passed the sentance so he swung the sword, so he was still bound by Oath.

Bolton is gonna chop his head off for desertion

Well your watch ends when you die doesn't it?

You stupid, stupid idiot.

Complain all you want but the Vale freeing the North for Sansa is happening in both the books and the show, deal with it

Just your typical stark using the word "honour" to mean I can do whatever the fuck I want

Yes, but he was acting Lord Commander after he was revived until he gave Edd castle black.

Gotta be safe.

Who decided on that

I would imagine it's like tying up loose ends, given that he was the one who got murdered. Who's going to say no to a murdered man getting justice?

Why did Jon feed Olly to the thenns, like his mama and his papa?

I love you mum.

Fuck you and your spoiler you fucking bitch

I love my mom

It's for cracking the claws open.

Well why does Jon decide Edd gets castle black? The Lord commander decides who commands each castle.

It makes no sense for the books because they'd have to go via The Twins, which would alert the Boltons to their attack well in advance and put the Vale at a huge disadvantage.

D&D have probably forgotten about The Twins by now, but it would still be fucking stupid and probably only if CIA or Robert marries Sansa.

Because he and Dany are the villains

Episode time.

>TFW I have Immunity Cat.

Okay lets list the number of time jon broke the black
1. Had sex with a wilding
2.ran away from castle black
3. Lets 800k wildshits in that he was guarding against
4. Decided he didn't have to be lord commander any more

Any more?

DIE IN A FIRE

Will Season 7-8 be able to be worse than this current season, or is this peak of shit that D&D can reach?

Are we still pretending this is a heterosexual?

...

AAAH, it's a terrible picture but yes, I see it now.

The wall is literally full of traitors, rapers, killers and losers. Who gives a flying fuck about the oaths? Jon is the only one with a goddamn brain who understands the threat of undead zombie warriors.

(you)

>3. Lets 800k wildshits in that he was guarding against

This doesn't really break his oath unless you interpret it in a really stupid way. They're settling on Watch land, and it's in order TO protect the realm of man or whatever the words are.

Did you forget that Littlefinger literally told Sansa that was his plan? Hes going to marry Alayne to Harry the heir, unveil her as Sansa Stark and use her as a rallying cry for the Vale to free the North

They'll take ships from gulltown to white harbor m8. If stannis can get ships and supply lines to the north CIA can as well

Why was Howland Reed such a dirty prick?
And why did Ned lie to his children about defeating Dayne?

Ned wasnt very honorable.

7 will be equally shitty but it'll also be the closure on 'making all the pleb characters win,

So it won't just be sneks having shitty scenes, it'll be dany having shitty scene and conquering the throne, and so on.

Sleep tight ma

Just think: If Sansa fucked Tyrion instead, she would have escaped all of the evil of Ramsay.

So remember ladies, always fuck the nice guys

Just joking, don't bully me

for you mother

...

MODS MODS MODS

gay

Things have not been good for her so no risking

1 and 2 are the only accurate ones.

Nothing in the oath says that the Nights Watch must keep wildlings out. They only did so because the others were thought to be a myth. Once it became evident they weren't, letting them have a huge as fuck army became a liability.

And 4, he died. His watch ended. Technically he fulfilled his oath. It's a technicality but it has merit.

QUENTYN IS ALIVE

The fuck is he doing with his fingers? Who does that?

Only if we're pretending this is too.

You dont need to cross the twin to go from vale to North retard. Look at the map again

I'm sick of seeing this. Ned never told his kids he won honorably. If anything, I think he said "I fought Arthur Dayne and would have been dead if it weren't for Howland Reed."

Honor is bullshit anyways, maybe it counts in the tourneys and tilts that they did, but in Ned's shoes, he's trying to save his sister and that's all. Doesn't give a shit how the people keeping her from him die as long as they die. He tries to be honorable by returning Dawn to Ashara among other things, but it is what it is.

Literally what's the point of Sansa now that Jon is the one who's trying to re-take the north?

Crannogmen have no honor and are cowards who fight with poison and sneak attacks

Ned didn't say he beat Dayne, others did. Bran said he'd heard the story a thousand times, not that his father told him the story a thousand times.

fags

So then Winterfell will find out as soon as they land and can easily prepare, same predicament only they cannot possibly retreat if they lose.

Also how would this make sense for the show unless Sansa returned to the Vale somehow?

Also everything we assumed about what would happen in the north in the books was still while Stannis had a sizeable army.

Not as cute as s1 bran but I would still do

In the show you do, and to move a sizeable army without bogging it down and being very vulnerable then you also do in the books.

Don't call people retards when they make sensible points.

youtube.com/watch?v=QNd62OEWDuM

Okay, which one of you did it?

Playing it safe

Mods are literally lurking this thread to be that fast on the scene

What kind of posters are they?

Bran says "He wins, Ive heard the stories a million times"

He also had to be told who Howland Reed was. And was surprised and disappointed that Reed stabbed Dayne in the back


So at some point in Ned tale he lied to either protect Reeds reputation or his own pride.

nah brah. They're both straight as arrows.

(farts)

George R.R.Martin can't handle this anymore. Just trust D&D, they got this.

/got/ has a reputation of being shit. Especially the further into the season it goes. By episode 6 these threads are usually unbearable.

This season night actually set a new record

S6 Extra here, more "bullshit". believe me if you want, I only come as a messenger:

Next episode is going to be the big shocker of the season. Nobody expects it.

Jon has changed more than you know. He's not exactly a completely good guy now. So what does he do?

When Sansa arrives at Castle Black, there's a small timeskip. Jon has already learned of his parentage (I won't spoil who told him). Brienne basically demands that Jon swear his fealty to her and take back Winterfell in her name.

Jon refuses, and tells her to fuck off. He will be King now. Sansa is shocked and Brienne is enraged, who draws her sword on Jon. Jon narrowly beats her and then executes her in front of a horrified Sansa.

What is jon a fucking lawyer, who care if some witch danced over his naked body. He's just trying to escape castle virgin like he did before

You're supposed to spoiler it faggot

Oh shiet lad

Still playing it safe

brienne was seen in the riverlands in the trailer faggot

nice try

We already have screencaps of Brienne and Pod in riverrun

If your going to spout bullshit do your homework first