Isnt Aunt May suppose to be a grandma age?

isnt Aunt May suppose to be a grandma age?

This is the version that is hot and has concensual invest with peter

AUNT MAY THIS ISNT RIGHT

no, she's gonna date ironman in the new movie

why do i want to fuck her.

yeah i agree. its pretty fucked up. hollywood is now age washing roles

>51
Nope.

>nigger
Nope

does Marissa Tomei just never fuck anyone? she has no dating history

What kind of an aunt to a twenty-year is 70 anyways?

Someone actually made an age chart??

>likes Chloe mortez
Shit taste discarded

it's supposed to be mother-of-a-teenage-age, so like 40ish?

she keeps it clean bro trust

Aunt May, in the comics, is grey and old.
She's not his mother.

Manchildren likes MILFs, not GILFs

Guys, seriously, wait a second. We have an instant incest thread AND a Spiderman thread without any derailing. Good times.

Probably using not really canon one-shot comic book where May and Mary were deviants that enjoyed having drunken teenage sex parties with Richard and Ben.

There are still idiots who believe aunt May is Peter's grandma?

If Spidey fuck his aunt, we have incest. But Spidey can't derail his own thread because he's already there.

You've never heard about Trouble, Mister?

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You shouldn't fuck your own grandmother, thats ridiculous.

MMMMMMM

she's into funny, quirky, stocky, bald men.

Of course not! Everyone know's Aunt May is Peter's Mom!

>did you have a good night, tiger?

She is.

Let me know when she becomes the new Aunt May

It makes more sense that a 16 year old's aunt is in her early 50's rather than her 70's.

Why can't Wino play Auntie May?

Because she's nuts

>Marissa Tomei is 51 years old IRL

good docs or lotsa walks?

Marissa Tomei and Jessica Biel in the same thread?
I don't want to fap, I want to sleep ;_;
user pls

>aunt may did someone steal my pants?
>oh silly peter, you should be used to me stealing things. And that's all I'm stealing from you today

Shut your fucking cock mouth you bitch ass nigger.

Don't even reply to my posts

wisslpb??

Nice cut on her lip.

wisslpb???

wisslpb????

Dont do it peter

wisslpb?????

>Peter? W-why do you have my panties?

that is grandma age, it's 2016.

teenagers have kids now.

who cares at this point desu

She's just as old as she needs to be.

wisslpb??????

Cunny poster? Fuck you. Go home and play with your kids.

wtf happend to her? seriously, she used to be so cute and then puberty hit her like a ton of bricks I guess?

good thread, except for that one kid

Consider the following: after Norman Osborn figures out who Spider-Man is, he starts dating Aunt Marisa.

subtle

>its a cunnyposter ruins a perfectly good thread episode again
well I'm out

>it's just one, don't pull out honey

>Please don't tell aunt may, he will make me do those nasty chores again
wew
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Look, I'm so sorry I said something about her lip . Pls, oh pls don't get triggered. Leave this thread alone. ;_;

She is officially the hottest in yhe MCU. Scarjo and Pepper a shit.

cunnybro, can I ask you to do one thing please? everyone knows that cunnybros are a part of Sup Forums culture and that you guys do your part to keep redditors away and we appreciate you for that. we just ask one thing of you, can you please stop derailing threads with cunny posts? it seems like lately you just go into unrelated threads and start spamming. that's not too much to ask, right?

I'd prefer her dating Mysterio desu

>>Peter? W-why do you have my panties?
Because I'm fucking masturbating! Now either help out or fuck off and close the door!

I don't even remember what Quentin looks like under that goldfish bowl.

I'd invest in her portfolio if you catch my sexual innuendo, senpai.

Yeah, why do you hate data or something?

Id cum balls deep in her if you get my drift

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51 is gradma age you stupid fucking retard for the love of god kill yourself.

That Marisa was so hot I almost forgot to check your digits.

Seriously Watts? How did they greenlight this??

Not too bad. And it would be nice to have a villain like him.

delete this

>YOU'RE GETTING DICK SUCKED KID

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What a thing to wake up to.

>Peter are you peeking? ;^)

How was school Peter?

I heard she's into stock bald men.

Those pants should be illegal.

DO NOT TALK TO MY WIFE, HER BULL, OR THEIR SON AGAIN!

>Bruce Campbell will never play Mysterio directed by Sam Raimi

still hoping ;_;

s-sweaty....ummm i mean swell

fap, then sleep

>I'm hard, uh I mean it was hard

he can also easily play Osborn desu

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Don't encourage the molesters.

Aunty..

>Peter,

Licky-licky on the feet, got it.

I don't give a fuck. Marisa Tomei is one of my celebrity crush since a few years. If she was my auntie...oh man the things i would do.

spycams fucking EVERYWHERE

What has she done?

"It fucking sucked, auntie...now i-i need a real...big...hug"