Spider-man has more lines in Civil War than Superman does in BvS

>Spider-man has more lines in Civil War than Superman does in BvS

How does this make you feel, Sup Forums?

Wait, really?

>Spider-Man saves more people in Green Lantern than Superman saves in all 3 Captain Thor movies

Fuck DC.

On average, Superman has about 1 or 2 lines of dialogue in the entire movie. Some scenes he doesn't say anything. He's fucking autistic. Its like Brandon Routh in Superman Returns all over again.

>movie takes time to hammer it into the audience's head that the location where everyone is about to fight and blow shit up is completely 100% abandoned and evacuated

Stop

Ummm, happy?!!!!

Yep. Superman has something like 40 lines in the entire film. Spider-man has more lines in just his bit part in Civil War.

>giving a fuck about what one, or both, of the major comic book-related film studios are doing
>ever

You are now aware that you live in a world, a terrifying world, where there are people right this moment who use terms such as "canon" and "cinematic universe" when talking about films and television shows.

A terrifying world where imagined characters on a screen are required, according to those who discuss them, to adhere to "ground rules" set out by the creators of said-characters. A terrifying world where those that discuss these characters and their actions, are actually enraged if said-characters deviate from the mannerisms expected of them, the mannerisms that may have initially been set in the pages of a comic book.

Think about that. A comic book. For children. Yes, pictures and words on the same page, which are meant to be read by children, that are actually read by adults who then bicker and express their frustration at film-adaptations of these comic books not being "faithful". Faithful to a comic book. That's supposed to be read by young children.

This is your world. This is the world of capeshit. Terrifying, isn't it?

>I don't know if you've ever been in a fight before, but there's not usually this much talking

lol XD

meh, it fits spidey's character that he's a mouthy kid.
BvS is a horrible movie, i didn't need this info to decide that.

Yeah, a comic book adaptation should be faithful to the original comic book. If you don't like that, then maybe you should not watch comic book adaptations (I know I'm sick of them myself)

>no fictional civilians were harmed in the making of this film

Who else reads these as "lol ecks-dee"?

it's not their fault, they chose an actor who acts worse than a jock at the highschool play.

Well, actually it kind of is their fault.

yup

>How come nobody is at the airport
>"Warning evacuate the airport, SUPERHEROS ARE GOING TO FIGHT"
>Fuck man, we better leave before a building lands on us

The scene where they recruit Ant-Man in the parking garage is in the airport. Bucky notices an alarm going off and translates that the airport is being evacuated. Sam realizes that this was probably Tony's doing, as he anticipated Cap's group meeting at the airport and needing to be stopped, more than likely violently.

Not that hard to pay attention.

Are you implying that this is a bad thing?
There's more meaningful character development on Bruce.
Show, don't tell. Quips don't count as meaningful dialogue.

Yeah

HAHAHA I KNOW MAN SPIDERMAN IS EPIC IN THIS FLICK HOW CAN DKEKS EVEN COMPETE? OH GOD PLEASE MAKE THE VOICES STOP LMAO!

>Show, don't tell. Quips don't count as meaningful dialogue.
It's more than Cavill's plank o' wood performance. Spidey's mask emotes better than lockjaw Cavill.

How do DCucks not get this

Even Marvel movies are too complicated for DCucks.

but which comic book is the orignal???!?1??!!@!1

Thats actually really fucking sad. This is the kind of shit thats putting DCucks on mass suicide watch

>WB and Snyder in charge of adapting DC
I feel sorry for DC

It helps that he can't shut the fuck up.