Who would win?

Who would win?

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If neither had prep time: Batman. Otherwise it's a draw.

>Who would win?
My dick

Just pictured Ben Affleck's Batman tripping over hot wheels. Thank you OP.

Why is Batman wearing his Broken JPEG Batsuit?

he just wants a got-dang hotdog

It looks like a cozy sweater :3c

Dennis the menace wouldn't stand a chance against the Punisher. Stupid thread.

Who knitted it for him? Alfred?

What?

I like to imagine him doing it himself.

That's from KoTH faggot

This thread is a rip-off of the predator vs. kevin thead we had a while ago.

You can't ruse me, OP.

LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK
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I smell a Batman vs Predator thread coming to determine who gets to skull fuck Kevin.

Where are they fighting? Kevin's house?

Yeah, Batman wants that sweet boi-pussi for himself.

tfw today's Culkin is practically the Joker

But can Home Alone defeat Jackie Chan?

Those were Micro Machines, you fucking hack fraud.

No. You leave.

Kevin.

Here's how it plays out:
>Kevin leaves plate of donuts on counter and hides in closet
>Batman stealthily enters and sees donuts
>Batman can't resist, so he eats one
>His hands get sticky
>He goes to the sink to wash them
>Turns on faucet and the sprayer hose has the on-lever taped so that it sprays Batman when he turns on the water
>His crotch is soaked in water, making it look like he pissed himself badly
>Batman runs out of the house trying to cover his crotch

This guy has my vote !!!

What's the name of Kevin's mother?

Bitch McWhoreface

No, Jackie's fighting style is based around him falling over things.

I only watched the first two Home alone movies, but in there Kevin neve won alone.
He always needed someone to rescue him as soon as the burglars are start thinking and planing the counter measure so my vote is for Batman.

True, but the important question is whether he wants any trabble