Dialogue from movies and tv that you say to your family and friends in real life

Dialogue from movies and tv that you say to your family and friends in real life

"Bitches leave"

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same

I am cybernetic organism

>I'm doing my part!

You're a big guy!

>The only good _____ is a dead _____!

>Good business is where you find it

>I'd buy that for a dollar! AAAAAAAAAAHHAHAH HAH HAHAH HAHAHA

HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAAAAAA-

"Ass to ankles."

As a waiter at a restaurant I find myself saying "Alright alright alright" ala Dazed and Confused whenever I check up on my tables lol. Did it so much it became a habit and forget how embarrassing it actually is

Don't worry no charge for them

I work in a charity shop

"I used to fuck guys like you in prison"

ASS TO ASS

bitches, come!

PUT THE COFFEE DOWN. COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS. YOU CALL YOURSELF A SALESMAN YOU SON OF A BITCH?

WHAT'S MY NAME? FUCK YOU. THATS MY NAME.

I HAVE A TIP HERE. BUT I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU, BECAUSE GIVING IT TO YOU, WOULD BE WASTING IT.

A
B
C

ALWAYS
BE
CLOSING

>I'm funny how? Funny like I'm a clown?

But do you have the singsongy southern inflection? I'd cringe and tip you a used condom if you did that at my table desu.

It's not as much what I say but what I don't say.

For example,I never say goodbye or anything before hanging up.

Well, i'm quite a big guy (6'4''), so when people tell me "Wow, you're a big guy" i often reply "Yes i am"

Not related but when people tell me I'm good at stuff I'm always offended. Like, bitch I know.

" yeah"

I was in an auto accident last year and one of the EMTs was Irish. This is the american heartland by the way.
I was so stupefied after the crash every question he'd ask I'd answer in with an Irish inflection. I hope he understood I wasn't mocking him

>i often reply "Yes i am"
>not 'for you'

I said that once at the beginning of a lan party. No one there had seen Road House. Plebs.

So on top of being a fat nerd. Gay was also added to your repertoire?

Some of us are just overachievers.

Just how stupid are you?

"Men ort not lay with other men .... mmmm hmmm."

Oh it shows. That $9000 PC must rake in the pussy.

I paraphrase that scene from that movie regularly lately. You know the one
"we read the news: 4 killings there 7 more there and think that this is normal. That this is the way it should be. And hope at least leave us alone in our own home" etc. regarding fugees

"Sometimes, i pull it so hard, i rip the skin!"

>$9000
>not rocking a $1200 build for five years
plen

NOTHING IS OVER! NOTHING!

Not very

that must be excruciating

"Whatchy'all know 'bout death?"

...

Under $2000, user. I'm good at shopping, too.

"Groovy".

>"No ticket"

suck on this

>my wife

>I hope he understood I wasn't mocking him
No, he just figured you had brain damage.

Did you see what GOD just did to us, man?!

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

Go home.

>he thinks videogames are the only reason to have a poweful computer

Multipass.

I'd consider myself a realist, alright? But in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist... I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself - we are creatures that should not exist by natural law... We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, that accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody's nobody... I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction - one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.

>The spice must flow

i call people Brother Bear because of the movie Brother Bear