How do we fix this board?

How do we fix this board?

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We can start by banning you.

You can't, the industry is dominated by shitty tv and disney.

Don't worry Sup Forums isn't the only board dedicated to entertainment media gone to shit. In fact all of Sup Forums has gone to shit.

Not possible, your cancerous cunnyposting destroyed it beyond repair

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>created a general board
>don't allow mods or janitors to delete anything other than cp

So, you're wondering how best to fix Sup Forums? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Australian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of the actress Brighton Sharbino relentlessly on Sup Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Australian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix Sup Forums.

ban the brighton poster
outlaw brighton
more cunny

>ban one pedophile
>encourage other pedophiles

Wew lad, that glaring contradiction

more /cuncun/
more /dfc/
more /tummy/
more /tushy/
more /muffs/
more /feet/
less /reddit/

that's it

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Holy fuck she's one ugly sow

I don't believe the staff is doing all they could and should about the pedo spammers. Do they ban IP addresses and IP ranges? Do they file abuse reports? I doubt it.

Ban capekino, star wars, dual wielding threads

friendly reminder that cunnyism is a respectful, inclusive, tolerant, open-minded community, exempt from gratuitous embroilment, egotistic rivalry, petty discordance or any other kind of inane antagonism

true cunnysseurs are always cordial, cooperative, congenial individuals, easily approachable for though-provoking dialogue and affable exchanges of ideas

remember out motto: cunny is love, cunny is life

From a Sup Forums veteran:

It is over, Sup Forums is gone.

Gone are the brotherly days of LOST and cunny posters. This board practically died when the Breaking Bad posting began.

Cunny posters: Although I myself don't like cunny posters, they have always been a necessary evil in detracting redditors but ever since redditors flooded this site, it is quite literally irrevocable. I can already anticipate the amount of meme reddit replies I'm going to get telling me "I'm wrong"

Historical revisionism plagues anonymous communities.

This excuse for pedophilia never EVER fails to crack me up with laughter

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>pedophilia
>necessary

Wew lad, where do we begin with this

underrated posts

to be fair, redditors have a pretty weird sense of humor

Again, in the previous years of Sup Forums when it was protected from redditors like you by cunnyposters, content was at its peak in quality and memes weren't forced by teenagers but more out of brotherhood like a group of buddies going for drinks.

Now you retards have taken over in mass numbers and the board is gone.

Enjoy your /GOT/ Generals and shitty tv and capeshit.

more baneposting

>Australian

Didn't know he was australian. Has he revealed himself in any shape or form?

>created the bot

A bot that actually replies? That guy must have some 1337 hacking skills. He just posts here 24/7 because he has nothing else to do with his life

They don't do range bans, only individual IPs

>everything is pedo now

kek, it shows how much a newfag these redditors are

you have no idea what pre-catcha Sup Forums was like

I'm really bothered by the way shills post most of the time thier posts don't make sense

>muh secwet cwub

Face it, pedoscum, WE rule this board now. You're archaic. Ancient fucking history. And you KNOW it.

kek, don't listen to that guy, he's literally insane

archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/So, you're wondering how best to fix /tv/? That one's simple./

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>serious question.

Why is cunny illegal in Sup Forums? it's treated on the same level as actual child porn when its just harmless pictures of girls

Jesus! How many rows of teeth does that hoe have

honestly, I'm totally cool with that

posting cunny and trolling redditors is all I do here, and one thing wouldn't be as much without the other

I'm not one of those reminiscent old waifuists

I for one appreciate you cunny bro. Keep fighting the good fight

pedo-projecting, obviously

most redditors and mods are actual pedos, so they can't see pictures of cute girls without getting triggered

thanks, familia

will do