Assassin's Creed

The first trailer drops today. Who hyped for the dawn of vidyakino and the death of capeshit?

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is it gonna be shit like every hitman movie?

>vidyakino
This isn't Mortal Kombat.

I don't think Fassbender would be involved if it were total shit. I think it'll most likely be decent.

Probably, but it's Michael Fassbender.

if the movie is shit, it's not because of him

First hitman movie was alright

Or Doom?
Or Angry Birds?
Or Rachet and Clank?
Or Need for Speed?
Or Far Cry?
Or Max Payne?

>Nerds cosplaying with big budget behind them.

Directly into the Trash

>Steve Jobs
>X-Men Apocalypse
>Assassins Creed
I fear for Fassbender's career.

No, it wasn't

Warcraft will be the Dawn of Vidyakino.

Assassin's Creed will be chapter 2 of Vidyakino: Vidyakino Perfected.

this shit is like Cawadooty with swords

So basically it's dead on arrival.

Steve Jobs was well received though.

Fassbender makes any film
moventem picturam

Yeah, capeshit is finished.

>there's 10 movies under 10%
>there's one with fucking 1%
Jesus christ.

the paralells are undenieable.

tdkr was once also hailed as something big. then it turned out to be just for big guys.

creen posting will be the next baneposting. mark my words. screenshot this.

>117 reviews
>only 1 positive
Why is Uwe Boll such a genuis?
rottentomatoes.com/m/alone_in_the_dark/

The first mortal kombat movie is actually really enjoyable and doom is my guilty pleasure.

what the fuck is that spear grip?

>third person
>combat is melee oriented
>largely a stealth/hit and run game
>one centers around a pirate ship
>None take place after the Victorian Era

The only similarity is that AC and CoD both got annual releases, watering down the original premise into generic shlock.

Daily reminder that the highest rated videogame movie in history is Angry Birds with a 50% that will probably end up much lower.
It's all fucked.

What is this haircut? Already, the film is confirmed shit.

The positive review is Armond White, isn't it?

>oh look, it's another thread complaining about superhero movies as though they are new, when they've been consistently made since the 20's.
>i bet someone will missuse kino, too

He was probably doing a second shift as an extra on vikings.

He's about to spin it, duh.

That column doesn't matter.
The one to the left of it does.

Dumb capecuck

It's funny because only about half of them broke even.
I don't know why they even bother.
No one likes them, they don't bring in signifcant amounts of money, and they kill careers one after another.

I'm gonna give it a chance. The movie has a based Cinematographer and Fassbender.

Don't worry, we'll let you talk about a niche group of films that features not a single decent movie.

Dumb capecuck

What's really stupid is the studios always play it safe with video game adaptations, which inevitably kills the movie. If they'd let someone with passion for the project make the movie the way they want we might actually get something worthwhile.

>Or Doom?

What did you expect from Doom? The story is literally scientists open a gate to hell on Mars, kill the demons.

Wow, some of them made quite a lot of money.

Aren't the Assassins supposed to be middle eastern?

whitewashing again

>no peaked hood

how many hours till trailer?

>AC
>stealth

Whoa now

FPS scene was pure kino though

Except the writing of said source material is typically shit with some very few exceptions

>vidyakino

>tfw Sup Forums called this and when it becomes the next big thing we will never hear the end of it from user

it will only be accurate to the games if in every fight, fassbender waits for someone to attack and then auto counters to kill them instantly one by one or alternatively just throws smokebombs down and stabs everybody in the face while they stumble around

The crusaders were European you fucking idiot.
Also, kill your self you leftist twat.

The assassins were also European mostly

Same director as Macbeth. Hope it's the same cinematographer.

>The first trailer drops today.
How do you know this? Are you in the business?

Silent Hill as solid despite its flaws.
At least the director tried his best. In fact when he showed his cut to the producer he expected them to say it was too long. He planned to cut all the Sean Bean scenes since the beginning but the producers liked the first cut...

It is the same cinematographer. Pretty much the same cast and crew

>implying this isn't his paycheck flick

This

>those shitty costumes

>medieval peoples with modern day fuckboy haircuts

already dropped

>buttmad browneyed shit mad he doesn't look like a euro/anglochad

fuck off already. I don't want people looking like messy beggars in my historykino.

2013+ haircuts are literally the best they have been in history. Hitler youth to the max.

this post doesnt make any sense.
Are you mad because you have the same stupid haircut and got your feelings hurt?

Nice reddit formatting schlomo/muhammad/pablo

do i have to watch prince of persia to understand this movie

Yes

Nah, not really. The story is there mostly. They just need to turn it into a proper film instead of thinking the name alone is going to make it successful. Game movies sure as shit isn't Star Wars.

HERE IT IS GUYS

youtube.com/watch?v=vcE8xJkK6t4

faggot

lol yeah, you have some faggy haircut and are mad.

>implying this isn't shortmovie kino

>videogame company bases characters appearance after real life person
>movie company chooses another actor for that role

???

Where the fuck is Kristen Bell for Lucy?

She's dead. Didn't you play the games? Desmondo killed her

youtube.com/watch?v=VT1J65KHX8E

>Medieval Spain
>Bad guys are Christian

Dropped.

I want KRISTEN

this

wtf did he say in the beginning?

sooo yass uber bowl???

when is the trailer gonna drop

tomorrow

...

how do you know?

I'm Michael Fassbender, I'm the one uploading the trailer tomorrow.

You didn't refute me. I know you have black, curly foreigncuck hair.

Hi Michael! Just wanted to say I loved your performance in Macbeth.

Loved you in Prometheus

Loved you in 12 Years a Slave. Inspiring character.

i dont care about AC I just hope it's pure visual porn like Macbeth

Have we confirmed that Desmond will be in this movie...i hope not

When will it be released today

It is coming out tomorrow

vg247.com/2016/05/10/assassins-creed-movie-trailer-dropping-tomorrow-four-new-photos-released/

he's dead but we will see Ezio

I wonder if the jannies banned me for defending normie haircuts in Assassin's Creed(TM)

>when Sup Forums gets triggered by a post that has nothing to do with race or eye color or whatever the fuck they jerk off to
kek I feel sorry for everyone who has to put up with your faggy numale haircut.

ya big dummy, that's an article from yesterday

>browneyed
>Sup Forums
I'm just glad I don't have POO eyes user. I also like black people more than Middle Eastern Muslims.

Post your hair and I'll judge it.

I was only joking but judging by how pissy you're getting you actually do have that fuccboi haircut, holy shit.

I'm kinda hype about Aguilar. I've always wanted an AC set in my cunt (that's about the only reason I look forward to every AC reveal: to see the setting).

I'm also interested in Tomás de Torquemada. Although I'm sure they'll make him an evil bland character just because of "muh evil Inquisition".

Dumb cheetaposter
Now post your hair
Cheeta pictures made giggle so please reply with at least one more

Enjoy

Those cheeta pictures are really funny but it doesn't mean you're right about the hair so post yours

Also the guy who did cinematography on True Detective season 1

At the very least the movie's gonna look good.

Holy fuck, I'm kinda hyped now

WHERE IS THE DAMN TRAILER

I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE READY FOR ANYTHING EVER

Oops I am dumb

The only good AC trailer was this one.

youtube.com/watch?v=WTBbwgsyxvg

And possibly the French one?

This is awful taste, even for the average Sup Forumstard.

Best trailer coming through
youtube.com/watch?v=-pUhraVG7Ow

>implying vidya hasnt already been kino
youtube.com/watch?v=N_ZgyNoHtjw