Why is it so good bros?

Why is it so good bros?

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purest love= pure kino

Well, a few minutes of it is pretty great.

Respire was better desu

Pasta.

Jesus fuck are you people really incapable of making even the most simple thread without copy-pasting someone else's OP?

It's not. If this movie were about a hetero romance, you never would have heard about it.

Or, if this movie were the same, but missing the 18 minutes of relatively graphic sex scenes, you still wouldn't have heard about it.

If you mean the breakup scene then yeah

>screened at Cannes
>never heard about it
Not everyone here is a capeshit lover.

because yuri love is the purest form of love

I think you should re-read his post.

In 2D.

Reccommend me movies like this. Can be hetero or homo idc

>In 2D
Always.

>tfw this movie made me develop a spaghetti fetish

Do they scissor the fuck out of each other and then break up?

She's always eating

>how does I read post?

Point being, it never would have even made it to Cannes without muh lgbt and/or muh it's art not porn

Post adele

Abusive director
Bitches had to suffer to create art

>no taste capeshitter gives a woefully uninformed opinion

Get that fujoshit out of here.

You know very little about Cannes.

The rumors of the set conditions are hugely exaggerated

Fujoshi are into BL, not yuri.

It's absolutely true. Nothing but a standard love story. The only thing that makes it interesting is the dykes and sex.

And you know I'm right.

The movie is 3 hrs long and there's probably only 5-10 minutes of sex

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>im right because i say i am
Don't you have a bvs thread to be posting in?

I am just stating a fact.

Standard love stories are sometimes screened at Cannes.

Yes, and?

Take those out, and it's just like any other love story.

>Sup Forums

Live action yuri is often too dramatic. And there are almost always some men in the picture.

damn right

one of the best softcore porn flicks around

Wouldn't do me any good. I haven't seen it.

However, I HAVE seen "18 minutes of unnecessary sex" and found it pointless.

I'm just saying that there is barely any sex given how long the movie is. As in, the sex scenes arent what make it great. What makes it great is how atnoapheric it is, how the shots are long and let the actors breath, and how phenomonal Adeles performance is.

Seriously, name a better female performance in a Romance

The girl with the non-dyed hair looks like she really smells.

>relatively graphic

Elaborate

On a scale of 80s PG-13 boob flash to full on rapist followed by homicide, BLACKED being the median, how do these scenes rate

>softcore

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Two naked girls licking each others vaginas on screen.

I bet they enjoyed every minute. I bet they were soaking wet and quivering even before the cameras were rolling

I also bet they fucking loved seeing every member of the studio crew jacking off throughout the entire production

Bunnyfu should have been the bond girl in Spectre desu

Xev gives out better performance than those two combined.

So like a 2?

Men, they're cute, but I want to see them tied to a sybian until they lose consciousness

Shes too youthful

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I masturbate better than that and I'm a virgin.

Are they really full on carpet munchers, or are they just gay for pay?

>shots are long and let the actors breath,

Through their mouths?

Be honest: what was the first thing you heard about this movie?

that's the only reason anybody paid any attention to it

It feels really authentic emotionally. I don't know why that is

Why is it that this movie is praised as a euphoric work of art for supreme patricians, but anime is degenerate masturbation fodder for subhuman manchildren if two girls so much as hold hands?

>atnoapheric

I've never seen this word before

Because you had a boner

Like most people, I saw the trailer.

Cartoons have always been seen as childish in the eyes of the average person. Looney Tunes, the "Saturday morning cartoon" meme, etc etc

Because one is made by the intellectual French artists and the other by pathetic Japanese perverts.

Most people heard about it on the internet as the movie that won Cannes because of all the lesbian sex.

>drawing

It gets bandied about often, but BitWC literally is a meme movie.

Lea's basically said that despite considering herself straight and finding some of the sex scenes totally uncomfortable, making the film did make her question her sexuality. I like to think they tried it again for real, and enjoyed it.

Hmm?

my nigga

Your chink cartoons are trash whether or not you're masturbating to them or not. We just assume you are and usually that's correct.

But this is completely arbitrary and exactly what I'm talking about. Why is Blue a tip-top mature movie for mature people like you, but Aoi Hana is "chink cartoon trash" and masturbation fodder? It doesn't have any sex scenes in it.

[citation required]

Someone post the webm.

Mwahaaaaaah thfrench artists have always been celebrated for their pussy eating

You don't love me anymore?

Tumblr:The movie

agreed friend

Because Blue exceeds weebshit on every level that doesn't involve sex, that being the writing, acting, etc.

We aren't talking about writing and acting, and if Blue is so great in that regard then why did it need porn as a crutch? What I'm asking here is why is watching these porn scenes so euphoric but anything in anime is considered degenerate, juvenile and lowbrow masturbation fodder.

Also anime by definition is not weebshit.

Explain

>"Kechiche was always searching, because he didn’t really know what he wanted. We spent weeks shooting scenes. Even crossing the street was difficult. In the first scene where we cross paths and it’s love at first sight, it’s only about thirty seconds long, but we spent the whole day shooting it—over 100 takes. By the end of it, I remember I was dizzy and couldn’t even sit. And by the end of it, [Kechiche] burst into a rage because after 100 takes I walked by Adele and laughed a little bit, because we had been walking by each other doing this stare-down scene all day. It was so, so funny. And [Kechiche] became so crazy that he picked up the little monitor he was viewing it through and threw it into the street, screaming, “I can’t work under these conditions!”

Absolutely based. This is how you cinema.

Here's some behind the scenes footage:
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director ain't french

Post it.
POST IT

Superb Kino. I have not felt that involved in a story since forever. Adele's performance felt so real.
I want a gf like Adele bros. Simple, full of life and vibrancy, immune to the pseudo-ironic trend of our times, avid pasta eater
She's like a walking anti-depressant

abusive? sounds more like a perfectionist, kinda like fincher

>I want a gf like Adele bros
You want a whore gf who cheats on you?

That was not her fault though

Lol. They were never even gay for pay, they just acted that shit wearing fake vaginas on top of their vaginas and feeling super awkward.

>gay for pay: the normie film
Enjoy your fake bullshit

WEBM
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>Nothing but a standard love story.
When was the last time a love story also had a subtext of class differences in contemporary France?

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WIth her fedora wearer bf

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>fedora
>boxing gloves??
>wifebeater
Jesus. This man is alpha as fuck to be boning Adele.

Is Adele supposed to be some great catch then? I find her utterly unremarkable.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

She's pretty fucking hot to me man, like an 8/10 at least. 9/10 naked.

She's a cutie pie and her character is very similar to the role. A 8/10 elevated to 11/10 for me

I'll give her a 5/10.

>"lesbian" cheats with a guy
>lesbian domestic violence

pretty untumblr

Why hasn't domestic violence been outsourced to foreign countries like everything else?