Is this a fucking joke?

Is this a fucking joke?

Oh god. I'm at the doctor's office trying to contain laughter and failing. Is this shit for real? Extra Explosive Cut?

The guy from Progressive insurance commercials? Why?

There was a Jarhead 2?

Jesus Christ the black guy came back for this shit? And he's now a combat soldier instead of the colonel/general he was in Jarhead

yes and yes it's as bad as it sounds

>completely diarrhea'd all over the point of the first film

jarhead 3 vs scorpion king 4 who wins?

Why do direct to DVD movies imply there is more than one cut? This shit movie only had one.

I think Jarhead two had an unrated version

got demoted to private for fucking the general's daughter

>mfw jarhead is one of my favourite movies of all time
>mfw these sequels exist
Thank god I haven't seen them and I don't plan on actually watching it anytime.

Two questions:

1.) Was she white?
2.) Did he impregnate her?

If so please give details

It's what happens when you want to dip into the Pentagon propaganda funds.

Why is dennis haysbert in this, he's worth 10x this shit

They should get a Jake G cameo. It shouldn't be too hard.

>he's worth 10x this shit
Hollywood seems to disagree so he became a working actor.

Jarhead 2 was a joke that became real. Fucking meme magic.

He wouldn't stoop that low


. . . r-right?

Nice TD though

kek

>extra explosive cut

Funny thing is that he was in the first Jarhead but not the sequel

Has the real Anthony Swafford commented on the sequels?
I can't imagine him being ok with it

snake doc why u do dis ;_;

who cares, money > everything