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A FUCKING STICKER

nth for tmdmid

>Tommen and The Mountain fight
>Tommen wins
>yfw

That is a beautiful face ,Jon snow king of beauty fuckk u all haters

nth for a shared universe

youtu.be/oTjBVsKbHQQ?t=46

Who can beat Ser Nean Giganorsaur?

Mortissue

OR

Jalen Whitesow

Is Bar Megowan a secret Hungarian?

>your Dorne arc face

These two would mix to make the sexiest babies. Seriously they should be locked in a room together with a bed, a barrel of lube and a water pipe and not allowed out until she's pregnant.

>its a Dorne scene

Я И ECTЬ ШTOPM, БPAT.

princess of the wildlings

I hope Aegon takes the throne in the books. The books won't be finished so the show will be cannon so might as well have the Winds of Winter be different and not just a retread of the tv show everybody has already seen.

cyka blyat

>No Ser Robert Strong
>literally just going with Gregor

>internal cringe as I know I would spurg all over him

be honest with me /got/ would you have figured out R+L=J if it wasn't an ebin maymay?

i wouldn't cuz i'm a showfag keke

>Dorne
>Dany
>Arya

What do these three things have in commom and why do they produce the least interesting and quality scenes?

If Samwell fucking Tarly can kill a White Walker then why not?

Гpифoeбy пpипeклo)

>Hipsters fucking laughing and cheering at Stannis's death

youtube.com/watch?v=CRSPHmz5ruU

Why are people so irritating?

This is so stupid I want you to die.

I wouldn't because I don't pay much attention while reading

There is no proof that Aegon is a Blackfyre, though.

new chapter up faggots
georgerrmartin.com/excerpt-from-the-winds-of-winter/

Only if the babies look like Jon because the girl look like a ugly horse

BFS

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I remember all those years ago thinking, 'hmmmm something a bit fishy here' then the internet habbened.

>First for R+L=J+M

Я и ecть cyka, бpaт.

No proof he's a Targ either

They're all a lot more interesting in the books and they're some of the worst scenes in the show. Pottery.

>no skull plot
>no martells left alive on show

why bother?

Why did the Night's King/White Walker guy leave Sam alive when they met?

What purpose did it serve?

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rusnya, fuck off to sosach

Reminder that when Cersei and Kevin die Casterly Rock passes to Genna Lannister and her Frey husband.

By the end of the series Casterly Rock will literally be held by House Frey of the Twins and the Riverlands.

Is there any argument that this man did not win the War of Five Kings?

dont want to confuse amerikek

when I read jon's pov in dance I see Taylor when he talk about val

no desu

no proof that he is, either

DnD butchered them all and added unnecessary fanfiction.

I'm picturing Tommen striding out of the arena with a big dumb grin on his face

Someone asks him "How did you do that?!"

He just picks up Ser Pounce and goes "Bronn's been teaching me!"

If this is true, what will Bran do about his love for Meera when he finds out?

>first for cousin incest

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Жpи, чтo дaют. Этo Гoлливyд и жиды.

Don't Kevan's sons come first?

The Frey will implode as soon as Walder dies anyway. They've been dying like flies because they're basically a free kill since nobody gives a shit about them, and no noble house will ever respect them again.

The Red Wedding fucked them up more than it did the Starks.

Who is Aegon and why is he irrelevant

The shadows come to dance, my lord, dance my lord, dance my lord. The shadows come to stay, my lord, stay my lord, stay my lord.

Under the sea, smoke rises in bubbles, and flames burn green and blue and black. I know, I know, oh, oh, oh.

Fool's blood. King's blood, blood on the maiden's thigh, but chains for the guests and chains for the bridegroom, aye, aye, aye.

Under the sea the old fish eat the young fish. Up here the young fish teach the old fish.

In the dark the dead are dancing. I know, I know, oh oh oh.

Under the sea the mermen feast on starfish soup, and all the serving men are crabs.

The crow, the crow. Under the sea the crows are white as snow, I know, I know, oh, oh, oh.

Malegorn: Lord Snow, who will lead this ranging?
Jon: Are you offering yourself, ser?
Malegorn: Do I look so foolish?
Patchface: I will lead it! We will march into the sea and out again. Under the waves we will ride seahorses, and mermaids will blow seashells to announce our coming, oh, oh, oh.

Tyrion is heir to the Rock whatever Tywin wanted to believe

Nah senpai. I dunno if people are super observant or they literally re-read books like 10 times. Dunno how they put a lot of the more obscure things together desu.

ABANDON THREADS BORN OF INCEST

REAL THREAD OF UN-BROTHERFUCKING

>cousin
>incest

>Implying they arent both Lyanna's kids

Most likely, he's Illyrio's kid with that whore who looks like Dany that he used to own.

>Second for cousin incest

That's the point. "People believe what they want to believe" (c) Varys

He may be Rhaegar's son, Blackfyre descendant, Bittersteel descendant, Rogue Prince descendant, or just a random Valyrian guy (heck, this preview Arianne chapter has her note that the Lyssene chancellor of the Golden Company looks pretty much like a Targaryen).

I think GRRM will never reveal who he is, and it will be left up to interpretation. For Varys, he's just the instrument of creating the perfect regime ruled by a "Guardian", per Plato's Republic, which GRRM has analyzed, a lot, in his Tuf Voyajing books.

t.cletus

That would mean the sneks would win in the show

This is the succession for Casterly Rock.

No, at least not in the books. Tyrion is attainted. Jaime can't inherit. The King can't be a Great Lord as well (Robert gave up Storms End) so Myrcella is heir to Casterly Rock. After that it's Kevan and his sons Lancel (who can't inherit), Martyn, Willem (who is dead), then his daughter Janei, then it would be Tyrek (who is probably dead), then you go to Genna Lannister and her children, then you got Tytos' younger brother Jason's children, (his eldest daughter incidentally married her cousin Tywin) then it's Stafford (who is dead) then his son Daven.

So it goes

Cersei
Tommen (if he just says fuck you and says he is Lord of the Westerlands and King)
Myrcella
Kevan (who is dead in the books)
Martyn
Janei
Tyrek (who is probably dead)
Genna
Her children
Daven.

kek

Nice thread

When the Drowned God swollows the Twins as The Wall falls no

fucking autistic youtuber uploading a year old video in 2016 serious wtf took him so long

hipsters on suicide watch when stannis returns

I haven't paid HBO a single penny till date to watch Game of Thrones but I still badmouth the show regularly on the internet lol

who cares

lol

>People shitting on season 6 before it's finished

>Cleganebowl
>Jon resurrection
>ToJ / Jon's parentage
>Dany may cross the sea
>White Walkers most likely going to destroy the wall
>Tyrion being in the most important position he's ever been
>Sam finally doing something other than be a cuck at the wall he's now a cuck at sea/oldtown
>Bastard Bowl
>Crazy shit at King's Landing
>What seems to be Coldhands
>Jaime in Riverlands (Lady Stoneheart?)

With all the stuff we have that is confirmed and the hours and hours we don't have confirmed, this season is going to be incredible. Wait till next month to shit on it because I know a month from now all I'm going to see is gifs of Jon/Sansa killing Ramsay, Sandor killing Gregor and White Walkers being spooky. By the end of it we're all going to say this is the best season and all other seasons got BTFO'd.

>Screen cap this

Show meera is 18 is s6 Jon is 21

>by the end of the series
>any Freys remaining

>Martyn fucking Lannister will sit on Casterly Rock by series end

why

this

Gonna need proof of that faggot

An ugly woman beat all the odds and defeated the patriarchy, what don't you get?

welcome home lol

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>most likely

Again, never confirmed.

>"that whore who looks like Dany"
Literally any Lyssene. That's the point - Aegon might be just a random Valyrian, but Varys sells him to the GC as a Blackfyre, and to Martells as Rhaegar's son, while Varys is not truly interested in a "true" restoration (in Blackfyre case that would include disinheriting every single descendant of Daeron II and declaring Daemon's line the true Targaryens)

edmure's not gonna kill his wife

Are the books worth reading? I've never read a book in my life but I'm a huge GoT fan. Is this a good time to start becoming literal?

He took Storms End in the last book and will likely take the iron throne. He has the best crew of any character. He claims to be Rhaegar and Elias son but it's likely bull shit.

xD

Why does Meera look nothing like her "dad' and "brother"?

It's hilarious how there is no family in the show universe.

Like every "Great House that has ruled Westeros for thousands of years" has between one and four living members.

You could fit the entire nobility of the continent in a moderately sized sitting room.

>Sons

About that....

There are no houses in Westeros that can oppose them. Keep in mind that the Freys kept their armed forces out of the war for the most part.

>Lannisters: Allied.
>Baratheons: Extinguished.
>Starks:
>Boltons: Roose Bolton is married to a Frey. The seed is strong.
>Tyrells: Tied to the Lannister family.

The only spoiler is Dorne.

>>People shitting on season 6 before it's finished

Did you post literally the same post halfway through Season 5? Because i swear to god i remember some pedantic retard commenting to every second post about how "ITS NOT OVER YET, STANNIS HYPE~! / HARDHOLME WAS GOOD!" to the people who were saying the show was going downhill now that they weren't straight adapting the books anymore?

Incidentally, if you're not, some retard was saying the exact same shit at this point about Season 5 and that was pure shit famalamadingdong.

>and declaring Daemon's line the true Targaryens

which they are, by the way.

Daeron was the Dragonknight's bastard.

>The character alive in the books, but dead in the show that GRRM said is involved in a big twist is Martyn Lannister

Dayne

>Tyrion being in the most important position he's ever been
being a comic relief cracking jokes while we wait for daenarys to come back in an important position? there is literally no reason for his character to even be alive anymore apart from fanservice and vehicle for dick jokes

Пoшeл нaхyй, cepиaлoблядoк.

>Sandor killing Gregor™

>when will this meme die

Blackfyres did literally nothing wrong, and Maekar should have supported the warrior king, instead of Daeron II's dornishman-shilling regime.

Ned's father was married to his cousin.

>Yes because the show does such a good job making family look the same

>Starks
>Robert, Stannis and Renly etc.

>reading Aegon's conquest
>literally no fucker ever thought of a way to counter the dragons in the air'

did no one think of making harpoons or some shit christ what terrible writing

Fucking this Bloodraven is the biggest shit in Westeros history, Daeron was a shitty bastard born of incest, Daemon was the true steel.

I used to sniff my cousin's soiled panties during summer reunions. I casually laid the back of my hand over her scalding mound once when I woke ahead of her during our afternoon naps. I was 8 and she was 11.

Martyn is alive in the books, Karstark kills Willem and another Frey

In the show yeah you're right