Anyone else notice how disgustingly predictable Civil War got once you realized most fights would be won by characters...

Anyone else notice how disgustingly predictable Civil War got once you realized most fights would be won by characters who were getting their own standalone movies?

>Black Panther movie coming up, BP literally wins/stalemates every fight he's in

>Spider-man movie coming up, Spidey easily beats Falcon and Bucky, who we both know aren't getting their own movies

>War Machine, Vision, Hawkeye and Black Widow all get their asses kicked and are mostly useless (and will obviously never get their own movies)

(You)

>Vision got his ass kicked
>Spider-Man didn't

Have you even seen the movie?

They're going to make a Black Widow movie though

Spider-Man, Ant-Man and Iron Man all lost.

Isn't ScarJo kind of old now though? Do audiences want a menopausal hero?

She's 31 you fucking autist.

Yeah but she looks awful

she just has old lady hair as Black Widow

Explain Spider-Man getting beaten up then.
Says you. Her ass is meant to be seated on my face, though.

Confirmed homosexual.

Spidey got rekt, and BP's abilities are consistent with his the comics. He always kicked ass.

Guys compare her to IM2, Avengers and even WS Scarlett
She looks super old and not lustful and sinful in that "holy shit I need that right now way"

And she was pregnant in TWS nonetheless

She looks plenty hot to me, I have no idea what you're talking about.

>War Machine, Vision, Hawkeye and Black Widow
>expecting glorified extras to get their own movies
m8

Anyone notice how predictable Marvel movies have gotten once you realize that most fights would be won by characters whose actors are contracted for several movies and generate money for the franchise?

Jesus Christ the neckbeard is strong with you. Complaining that 31 years old is too old. Holy fuck.

On the real, though, did anyone notice that Black Panther would make NO noise every time he landed on his feet after a long jump? Because of the vibranium in his boots absorbing the energy from the shock/sound. I really like that attention to detail.

Have you noticed how predictable Marvel's movies have gotten since people saw them a week before you and talked about what happened before you saw it?

I noticed that too, but I thought it was simply to amplify the fact that he's "cat-like". Interesting explanation though.

Not complaining about her age baka she just looked bad that's all
She's still fucking hot for my standards
Aloha red-dit-san!

I really liked all the physical aspects of Black Panther. What you just said as well as his fighting style (triple kick!) were really well-defined.

Well if it can console you, she'll be menopausing in roughly 20 years, so we're good.

>Spidey easily beats Falcon and Bucky

There is nothing wrong with this.

Spidey can wipe the floor with literally everyone present except Wanda and Vision.

Yes, I agree. I'm glad that there is a black superhero and that People of Color are finally getting proper representation in movies. I am definitely not a racist like those republicans.

That's part of it too, they really did emphasize his cat-like movements and fighting style. It's almost as if whoever wrote this character actually read a comic book for once and actually included small details that you'd only get from the comics... which I think is great. It's always neat little details I love.

Right? He was great.

So hot!

No one said shit about him being "cool because he's black". You're imagining sjw everywhere.

I see you're the kind of guy who fucked a lot of women IRL.

THICC

Ey there girl, lemme put some lotion on you so you don't burn.
I won't use my hands.

>I BELIEVE THIS BELONGS TO YOU, CAPTAIN AMERICA!

breh, if you ever lose your virginity or even get to touch a tit, you'll understand how having such incredibly high standards fucks you up.

I also thought it was cool how he stalked Cap, Tony, Bucky and Zemo. Zemo was the only one who knew he was even there.

If you don't want to see her flabby cottage cheese ass bouncing about you're a SEXIST NECKBEARD XD

best delivery in the entire movie tbqh

>HI I'M SCOTT
Why is he such a dork?
You're honestly saying no to that? You're not a sexist neckbeard, user. You're just a faggot.

sexist? nah. Virgin kissless basement dwelling neckbeard? definitely.

Nah it was his freaking stupid giant laugh that had the best delivery

I never said you were sexist, but you're definitely a neckbeard. Or gay.

>can't into pun

Best part of the movie right here

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I only got it now, too. Haha.

imagine going to your lifetime hero and presenting him/her with the item the value the most that they lost. you will never know this feel, ever.

>She's 31 you fucking autist.
>not ancient for a woman
Besides, she always looked like shit.

>I've not seen Iron Man 1, 2 or 3
>I've not seen Age of Ultron
>Wanted to see the IM films before Winter Soldier

This sucks.

So why not just watch them all in order?

Captain America: from Brooklyn
Spider Man: from Queens
Iron Man: from Long Island

Where muh New York accents at?

why does Ant-Man's helmet look so horrible in CW

It looked amazing in his own movie, with sort of a retro look to it, now it looks much more generic, like some fucking power ranger suit
compare it with

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yeah, I don't like how they smoothed out the mandibles.

>If you don't think old hags are attractive you're gay or a pedophile!

>It looked amazing in his own movie, with sort of a retro look to it, now it looks much more generic, like some fucking power ranger suit

In his own movie he was literally using the same suit Hank Pym wore back in the day, they're implying that he's upgraded his suit since then, not just wearing the old one

>if you think prime breeding material is an old hag you're a pedophile
FTFY

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>31 is being an old hag

Goddamn neckbeards sometimes.

The sillyness of his new suit cracks me up, so ironically I kinda like the fact that it looks worse than before.

>prime breeding material
It's too bad science doesn't back you up, faggots.

Where I come from we don't use the phrase literally, but to imply the lust welling up in our loins.

That pretty much sums up your sexual experience: teen porn and science books.

Doesn't change the fact the only Scarshit can have at that age would be retarded.

Peter Parker had a VERY obvious Queens accent.

But my lust doesn't care if she actually has children. And it's better if she doesn't, too. I just need to pound into her.

Its so dumb and I feel like I should have noticed it earlier, but the entire phase one set of villains is just the bad guy version of the main character, same powers and shit.

Just head to the local supermarket, should find plenty of grandmas there, my friend.

I prefer the beach, honestly. It's summer, after all.

>shitposting to cover your blatant virginity
It's ok, but you can stop now.

Eat shit millenial

I'm 25. How old are you?

>still watches marvel movies

wew lad that was your first mistake

the first avengers film was my last one, glad I stopped there

It works for Thor and Hulk, but CA? I don't recall Red Skull's powers desu.

>Anyone else notice how disgustingly predictable Civil War got
Yeah I predicted it would be a good movie. I was expecting BvS to be good but Snyder is a trailblazer in subverting expectations by making a movie with both Batman and Superman shitty.

>scarlett johannsen

>old hag

are you being srs right now m8

red skull was literally captain america with the side effect of having a fucked up red face. But red skull had crazy nazi tech on his side.

Red Skull was created using the same serum as Cap. They're the same.

is queens accent like action bronson?

Shit I need to watch that movie again.

>Black Panther movie coming up, BP literally wins/stalemates every fight he's in
Not really, he doesn't beat Cap, nor does he beat Bucky at the airport, almost got crushed by giANTS.
>Spider-man movie coming up, Spidey easily beats Falcon and Bucky, who we both know aren't getting their own movies
As he should, he's fucking spider-man, to be honest Cap shouldn't have beaten him as easily as he did.
>War Machine, Vision, Hawkeye and Black Widow all get their asses kicked and are mostly useless (and will obviously never get their own movies)
War machine got a gas tanker dropped on him, several cars thrown at him, several hits from giANTS and finally a n infinity stone blast before he was finally taken down.
Hawkeye and Black Widow were the weakest ones there.

>Cap shouldn't have beaten him as easily as he did.
I agree, but it makes sense with the fact that Spidey got his powers merely 6 months ago.

but Spider-Man got his shit slapped.

>I settled why don't you
This is actually what you're saying. Enjoy fucking old hags but don't project your fetish onto everyone else.

Oldest hag in town.

well of course, they need to hype up their new heros, they could only make Cap & Tony so flawed because they already have a fanbase

>>I settled why don't you
very telling how retarded you are that you got that out of what he said. Keep flailing though, this is fun.

>I'll die a virgin because my standards are unrealistic
This is actually what you're saying. Enjoy fucking your hand and onaholes but don't project your pathetic lifestyle onto everyone else.

yeah. old for a woman 31 for a woman is literally 53 for a man

how is it even legal to make a black superhero named the Black Panther (A BLACK SUPREMACIST TERRORIST GROUP) that beats up white guys`?

imagine the uproar if there was a superhero named Moon Man who gunned down black people?

stop being such fucking cucks that in your lust for MUH BAGINA you would settle for women you don't find attractive

people finding scarjo attractive is not settling for a woman they don't find attractive you stupid beta virgin.

>yeah. old for a woman 31 for a woman is literally 53 for a man

she was attractive 10 years ago when she didn't have a fucking cellulite ass like in pic related, she was a cute back then

>mfw i just did maths and 2003 was 13 years ago not 8 years ago

Ok you can stop, you're just arguing for no reasons now.

she's still attractive. And hate to break it to you, but she had the same cheesy ass in lost in translation, she just didn't have the sunshine to exaggerate it on camera.

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>actually whiteknighting this

Jesus.

You losers need to get out more.

Projecting THAT fucking hard. Enlighten us on how many women you've slept with, please.

8, not counting ones that only gave blowjobs. You?

>white knight the post

>actually whiteknighting

Spiderman got completely BTFO by captain America and Black Panther was unable to do shit when Black Widow fired paralyzing rounds at him

>implying anyone on Sup Forums gets laid ever

It's okay to tell the truth on the internet user. We're all virgin neckbeards here