Eternal /got/ general

THANKS BASED MELLY edition

FIRST FOR STANNIS THE MANNIS

1st for the objectively best character in the show

Sexiest armor?

with Val cut from the show Jon will never have a waifu

so? Rhaegar said "FUCK THE FAITH" we do it like the old times.

then bam

I still can't get over the fact that they actually call themselves the normies, especially when posting videos like these

>clapping a tv show

Who /Highgarden/ here?

this.

Rhaegar wasn't exactly following the rules by this time

>that black dude hamming it up way too much
Still better acting than Emilia though

So if R+L≠J, then who are Jon's parents?
don't say N+L=J

They're Americans

How can one fatass be so based? He experienced:

>/straightshota/ with Falena Stokeworth, at the age of 14 (Mistress 1)

>Fucking his own sister, Naerys Targaryen. His own brother, Aemon the Dragonknight, was fapping to his beloved sister getting her holy vagina devastated during the bedding ceremony between Naerys and Aegon. It is said that Aemon was crying because he pre-emptively put a son in Naerys before the wedding occurred -- cucking his brother before he could get cucked. Based Aemon spinoff when? (Targ A)

>Stealing lowborn girl Meg from her husband, got four daughters out of her and sent her back to move on to other pure females (Mistress 2)

>Casella Vaith, who ended up falling in love with him and becoming obsessed with him. (Mistress 3)

>A Negress, Bellegere Otherys who sailed around Braavos and spent her time sucking his big dick with her full lips or going reverse cowboy on him with her oily, jiggly ass. (Mistress 4)

1/3

i want to slap her in the face with my dick until she stops smirking

Jesus...
>americlaps

DANYE?

R stands for Robert

Promise me, Ned.

Reminder that if you complain about the Ned/Dayne flashback scene you are a worthless, whining, edgy loser with no friends, no job and no life. You stink of piss and shit, your underpants are filthy and you have a coat of slime on your forehead.

In other words, a book reader.

>Barba Bracken, a thick beauty who dressed like a whore - leading to her give birth to one of the biggest badasses, Aegor 'Bittersteel' Rivers. (Mistress 5)

>Daena Targaryen, an athletic beauty who seduced Aegon by sticking her ass out through the cells of Maidenvault (holy husband baelor couldn't bring himself to fuck his own wife), and giving Aegon one child, Daemon Blackfyre -- the One True King. (Targ B)

>Melissa Blackwood, the innocent, friendly and perfect qt 3.14 who gave him 2 daughters and one of the biggest badasses, Brynden 'Bloodraven' Rivers. (Mistress 6)

>Cuckoldry with Bethany Bracken, who was trained by her older sister Barba to seduce Aegon. Found in bed with a member of the Kingsguard. It is said that Aegon IV fapped every night to the memory of watching his mistress fuck another man. (Mistress 7)

2/3

the others take you, lazy pasta.

This

t. newfag

s1 Kingsguard armor with the smaller helmet they used in later seasons

Blame Sup Forums for that. They embraced it

>Jon is like a Ned 2.0
no shit, he was fucking raised by him.

Jon is a true bastard. Ned turned out to be dishonorable. The baby in TOJ is actually Meera Reed.

>val

nope

Rhaegar and Lyanna, don't be naive. Anything else would just be DnD being tryhards.

Was that necessary

MOOOOOOOOT

>Jeyne Lothston, the quintessential loli female who is the daughter of first mistress Falena Stokeworth. Some nights in King's Landing would see a guard overhear Jeyne screaming ''Daddy! Don't stop fucking!'' alluding to her potentially being Aegon's own child. (Mistress 8)

>Serenei of Lys. The ultimate Valyrian waifu who would alternate between MILF mode and young mode with her magical abilities. Aegon would alternate between the two -- mostly using MILF mode as a reminder of the /straightshota/ days. Gave birth to an even better waifu, some theorise this waifu is Melly. (Mistress 9)

>Three daughters of Lord Literal of House Who. Great foursomes were had but no children came out of that shit.

>At least 886 other women who came and went. All were regular fucks with horny noblewomen who lusted over his big dick. Eventually, at age 49, Aegon got STDs from some tavern wench and gave the realm one final ''fuck you'' in the form of legitimising all of his children.

3/3

Based

You just know he made a secret agreement with the Braavosi to fuck over the Lannisters.

YES!

>a gathering in delhi

What's this guy's name again?

DAILY REMINDER THAT JON AND MEERA ARE TWINS.

>Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Why would we not call them the way they are called in both the book and series.

Preston

>Lollys Stokeworth is short, fat, ugly and mentally retarded

some dead man

You guys need to stop shitting on the Normies every time they are brought up. They are /got/'s designated YouTube channel whether you like it or not.

The Fat Man's fetishes clearly got in the way of his writing when it came to Aegon IV but he sure knows how to build a harem of women. Seriously though, Aegon IV spinoff when? Blackfyre spinoff when?

I bet she takes ass to mouth like a champ.

Will Mace the Ace throw his support behind a Targ restoration?

>Anything else would just be DnD being tryhards.

please, never shitpost that "bawww the show is too predictable" again

She's a good girl.

This desu

I want to eat curry out of her asshole.

Look like sand niggers to me

I just can't stand her face because her character was so annoying on skins

The moment he sniffs a dragon he will board the Targ train

Is there a difference?

She still can appear but I do think they are saving Jon for daenerys

Lads, if Stannis dies in the book I don't know who to move onto. Stannis was Robert's brother and deep down Stannis loved him, so on principle I can't support one of those Targfyre fucking shits like Aegon, Dany or maybe even Jon. I'll just keep hope, for now.

Still American

The Dark Tower is better.

stannis a shit

Lollys was violently raped and disappeared in Kings Landing during the riot. She wasn't a retard before that.

Wylla and Ned ,but is obvious that r+l=j is true

why is she so perfect?

I can't believe the scene where she complains about how terribly her sister treats her and Bronn flat-out offers to murder her sister and it comes off as completely sweet and romantic

Bronn is incapable of being unlikable isn't he?

>what's that? a loose thread?
>wait, what happened to our debt at the iron bank?

You're a shit

>but I do think they are saving Jon for arya

ftfy

Stannis doesnt die in the books. In the books he's the 999th lord commander. Him and Jon will work to defend the realm against the Others

Don't you mean hummus? She's Jordanian

Nope he will cut all other families off, and start the greatest Dynasty in history, the Mace Tyrell Dynasty(he obviously becomes immortal if you hadn't noticed that yet...)

All pajeets
>why

Holy shit! that bow and fire arrow motif, never noticed. Good props.
Where do the money goes now?

I'd love a series going from Aegon III-Aegon V in a style akin to a history channel documentary.

But I still have to support someone for the Iron Throne, and I fucking hate those Targs, lad.

Only whites are real Americans.

>where's Gendry
>what happened to Bronn

Stannis is shit in the book and was shit in the show

Viserys > Dany

>americans
>white

Mance is Rhaegar

Rubies on the Trident
Skilled lute player
Knows Winterfell
Aemon Steelsong
King's blood
Charismatic
Sings Dornishman's wife
Leaves the Night's Watch because he wants a red and black cloak

Bend the knee.

Viserys was the ultimate cuck

You should support the based CIA

In the books he is a genius 2bh

I don't need "plotwists" just for the sake of proving the internet wrong.
Plus DnD said that when they went to George and asked to make the show, he asked them who Jon's mother is. I doubt they said it's just a random whore

There's something about her
It's hard to explain

piss off cunt. He's one of the few working for the good of Westeros.

The Iron throne will actually be melted down cause thats where some Valyrian swords are hidden.

>Lady Olenna the Joffslayer will probably die this season
I can't handle it bros

It's a physical metaphor

t. whitetrash

The riot was before the battle of Blackwater, at that point she should have been retarded.
I liked the fact she was only simple innocent minded.

Gendry = Young Griff when?

>baratheon
>rightful
spotted the usurper

We have based Edric "The Warrior's Man" Strom for Baratheon restoration. I had forgotten all about him, desu. Hope he kills Aegon or Dany with his hammer

Too bad. After Shireen, Dany is Stannis' next legitimate heir.

>Queen of Thorns
She'll be the only Tyrell still alive in the show.
Mace, Loras and Margaery all get killed by Ser Gregor.

I hope D&D pull a Willas or Garlan out of their ass

She has the perfect combination of eyes, nose and lips. You just can't stop staring.

She done good. She deserves to rest now

>baratheon
>usurper
spotted the danyfag

How's it hanging /got/?

>The Pink Letter Mystery
>The Dornish Master Plan
>Tower, Tower, Joy, Joy
>Daenerys's Past
>Cold Conspiracies
>Riverlands of the Dragon
>Dragonless Ambitions
>The Littlefinger Debt Scheme
>Alliances of Iron
>The Minds of Wolves and Robins
>The Genetics of Dragons and War
>The Faceless
>Season Five Watch
>Season Six Watch
>What You Are Missing
>Thousand Worlds Book Club

How would you rank them or rate them, /got/? Which ones are the "must watch" videos, and which ones can you more or less skip? Which is your particular favourite?