/rymeme/

do these threads feel like surrealist nightmares to anyone else

that's why i keep coming back

i'm not joking btw

I Think I'm Hladik

Does anyone else here get Eggcited when they have to take a dump
i have to take a megadump so so bad but im holding it in 'cause it feels good to hold it inside |i can feel it inside me its radiating excitement threw out my intire proto pubeuscent body from my guttural like a light bulb with no lampshade

when the rym threads degenerate to hebephilia and dead cats

megamegamegadump im willing to bet monopoly money that this dump will come out smoother and i wont have to wipe more than thrice times

how many angels can dance on a toilet seat left up

I am Angus Allen. This documents my taste in music and films.
I'm a neurotic, a lover (not a fighter), a feminist, a lefty-liberal scumbag, a student, probably straight but a definite ally of LGBT+ people, a coffee-lover, a Wittertainee, an atheist who still uses phrases like "There but for the grace of god go I" - and who likes spiritual art - and who would probably seek salvation in a plane going down, so essentially a hypocrite, and most importantly a melomaniac, bookworm and cinephile from Belfast in the North of Ireland.

i hope this person dies