/got/ general

Detective Luwin edition

>de gay

Preston

Why is it never Melisandre's tits edition

What is your house and what are your words?

nth for Maisie

Luwin was 2good4us

I miss him

>nth for House Reed

first for perfection personified

Why did Davos want Jon back?

>Promise me, Nedd!

>Jon's a villain
>Dany's a villain
>Tyrion's a villain
>Arya's a villain
>Bran's a villain
>Stannis is a villain
>The Others are a villain
>Melisandre is a villain
>Littlefinger is a villain
>Varys is a villain
>Robb is a villain
>Tywin is a villain
>The Boltons are villains
>The Maesters are villains

so who are the good guys?

Wildlings a shit
Also Westeros is an alien planet and the humans were introduced to it in Essos but then something happened and they all forgot who they were and a couple of hundreds of thousands years later here we are

Thats Kit and Emilia?
Did they smash?

HE WAS HIS FRIEND

0/10

She's pretty here but ugly everywhere. Is it just the way she dresses most of the time?

Because they're old and saggy

Ned Stark

LMFAO

>A black stone of unknown origin has been used in the construction of several structures throughout the Known World. It is often described as oily or greasy, in contrast to similar but drier constructions of Valyrian dragonfire origin.

GODDAM IT.

>The Five Forts along the northeastern edge of Yi Ti are made of great slabs of single-fused black stone, similar to that of Valyrian construction.

>The Bloodstone Emperor rejected the traditional gods of Yi Ti and instead encouraged the worship of a black stone said to have fallen from the sky. This emperor is said to have founded the Church of Starry Wisdom and possibly caused the start of the Long Night.

Yup, fucking SPACE ODYSSEY MONOLITHS confirmed.

ep 4 pics incoming

Jaime

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We are of the King's guard we do not flee

reddit pls go

That's scientology retard

Davos isn't a character with motivations, he just says whatever the audience is thinking and does whatever the writers need to happen

>SPACE ODYSSEY MONOLITHS
HYPE
Y
P
E

I looke for you on the flight plan

D&D

They should cast Sasha Grey as Lyanna.

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C A R C O S A

They talked about politics twice.

How did Davos come up with the idea of resurrection to begin with?

It would be better if we had a scene of Mel realising Jon is Azor Ahai and then she tries to do the thing

Sansa

Rightful king coming through.

Who /aegon/ here?

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>le whacky buddy adventures

HE WAS POLITE TO HIM

preston pls

>Fuck off with these threads.

>Why don't we ever have a general with a Canadian tv show?

>Those shows are not only superior, but they also show how diverse and much better Canada is to the totalitarian warmongering ruinous state of America (TWRSA) in almost every way.

>Also, the women here are much much cuter and less fat.

>Fuck America, and fuck Trump. All Americans deserve to burn.

What did he mean by this?

It's just grrm adding a little mistery to the lore, we will probably never know more

yep, from like 2010--look at how small she was
no idea

So is Howland Reed=High Sparrow pretty much kill?

Damn, I liked that one.

She has a strange facial structure (hence the Quasimodo meme). It's one of those faces that can look pretty good or outright dreadful depending on a lot of things, such as angle.

Fascinating, really.

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brienne

lmao sand sneks xd

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>More based Kevan and Olenna
nice

she looks really good here

>"Where's my sister?"

What did he mean by this?

K'Dath

Of course. But motivations are irrelevant at this point. Characters act as the plot demands.

>She's pretty here
you have very low standards

>wants to become one of the faceless men
>already has a face that can change forms
Perfect casting!!

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anabolic lighting

>It's a dany sits around doing nothing important while the men do everything for her.

What was GRRM thinking when he made this character. Let alone making this cunt a POV.

See, this is the casual viewer that D&D are considering when making the show. Normal people think things like dual wielding are badass and farts and cock jokes are the funniest shit.

When are best characters making a comeback?

Fatty looks really cute
There

Watch, they'll get practically no screen or speaking time for the rest of the season until pycelle and Kevan are murdered by the sand snakes.

WTF are they doing with Theon this season?

I'm scared

I can tell you that, I actually achieved that in less than 9 months starting as a 240lb hambeast.

I slimmed down to 150lb by running and did some rowing and used assisted weight machines.

I started out slowly by really doing nothing more than 3km running in and 1km rowing and a quarter hour of circle training, then slowly upped the distance and speed moved over to the following machines:

Running: 2x 3km in ~15min each
Rowing machine: ~3km in ~10min

Seated High Row 3x12 repeats (currently at 85kg)
Lat Pull Down 3x12 repeats (95kg)
Seated Shoulder Press 3x12 rep (55kg)
Leg adductor and abductor 3x12 rep each (85kg)
Abdominal Crunch, 12x3 rep at 95kg, then 3x85 rep lying down without weights.

This is all I do, but I do it 3 times a week and have been doing so since 2013. You can do it too, just start slowly and work your way there.

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>Jon and Dany are red herrings
>yfw based Aegon is the dark horse and rightful king of Westeros

This story doesn't have a happy ending. The dragon is back and your Gary Stu Jon will bend the knee.

>ned was my real father and winterfell was my real home
>but lol I'mma go to the iron islands where there is nothing left for me

Is this another case of "not what the characters would do, but what we need to happen because EVENTS"

pretty as in 6.5/10 and 3/10 99% of the time

It's sad because true

He's the dusky woman now.

>There's one episode this season, which is Jon's story, that's the most epic episode we've done.

What does he mean?

last one

the one on the left is the coolest :D

when was the last time sansa bled by the way?

most beautiful girl in the seven continents

She's literally Sauron

>assisted weight machines
Don't fall for this plebm,e

>le alcoholic sophisticated dwarf

I wonder how many autistic tees can they sell to reddit manchildren with this seasons gems printed on them, such as "Punch me in the face" and "Until you do"

kek

COCK

He succeeds Balon, Euron gets mad and goes off to find dragons to get back at him

we /fit/ now

just where else would that nigga go?

that's a meme I haven't seen in a while

She'll walk through fire at some point and everyone will respect her or something stupid. Or dragons show up.

Didnt he said he had a crush on her?
Maybe she was with Seth at the time and smashed on the side or some shit

there is no ned and winterfell is ramsay's

i guess in your dank meme mind he should just go back to ramsay and let him flay him for helping sansa escape

Machines aren't /fit/, machines are for the elderly

So, it seems like CIA is actually going to convince Sweetrobin to march the Vale troops to Winterfell and wage war against the Boltons. How come this was so predictable even before the preview or any Vale scene?

She looks so fucking weird in this pic.

>Still I see him at winterfell
>A blind girl with dead eyes

who said it?

[dick joke]

If he is the dusky woman

And Yara is Victarion

Then are they gonna fug?

r-r-ust?

Isn't K'Dath supposed to be the first city ever on Planetos?

Kit
Im skimming his interview on EW

waifu

i hope

>everyone's in the same spot as the previous 3 episodes and doing nothing whatsoever
Looks like the plot is progressing. Can't wait.

Beneath The Gold, The Beta Steel.