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why is everyone on the show such sluts?

It's not porn. It's HBO

Give me ur spicy GoT meme pics lads

good ediotin

Davos is not a slut

ancient one

Not enough Brienne last episode.

When is she going to continue her bloody campaign of slaughter?

First Men + Children of the Forest = Reeds
First Men + Others = Boltons
First Men + Giants = Umbers

I wonder what the half-breeds Beyond the Wall look like. An Other-Giant breed, or a Children-Other breed, or a Giant-Children breed.

Considering first men can breed with all of them, they're all humans. I'm just wondering how mutated some of them are, and how fertile or sterile they are.

who is gonna save danearys?

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will we ever get a scene as good as this youtube.com/watch?v=YYMThpIkp6g ever again?

Dusk found them on the fringes of the rainwood, a wet green world where brooks and rivers ran through dark forests and the ground was made of mud and rotting leaves. Huge willows grew along the watercourses, larger than any that Arianne had ever seen, their great trunks as gnarled and twisted as an old man’s face and festooned with beards of silvery moss. Trees pressed close on every side, shutting out the sun; hemlock and red cedars, white oaks, soldier pines that stood as tall and straight as towers, colossal sentinels, big-leaf maples, redwoods, wormtrees, even here and there a wild weirwood. Underneath their tangled branches ferns and flowers grew in profusion; sword ferns, lady ferns, bellflowers and piper’s lace, evening stars and poison kisses, liverwort, lungwort, hornwort. Mushrooms sprouted down amongst the tree roots, and from their trunks as well, pale spotted hands that caught the rain. Other trees were furred with moss, green or grey or red-tailed, and once a vivid purple. Lichens covered every rock and stone. Toadstools festered besides rotting logs. The very air seemed green.

Davos is a whore

Osha will kill Ramsay. You heard it here first

Davos is the biggest whore around. Always looking for his next meal ticket.

good

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If you're still lurking/posting in /got/ general, more than two days out from the time you watched the most recent episode, then you're wasting your life. All discussion that could be had, has been had. Now you're all just circlejerking and spurting your memes everywhere.

Go do something more productive with your time.

t. A fellow time waster looking out for you all. We're going to make it. Go work on that thing you promised yourself you would work on.

me on the right

>implying

First Men + Others + Children = Starks

we have already heard how it really happens though

>It's a Brienne murders white straight males episode

When are we gonna address the fact that Ramsay is left with only fourteen GOOD MEN since Brienne killed six of them?

This means the Bolton's power is cut by more than 30%, which is a huge power shift in the North.

This one's a classic

She's is literally at my house right now

why did she have to go full reddit ?

Her dragon

He should have done so in the first episode of this season but went full charizard

"I looked for you on the flight plan." said Bane.

“We were not there,” Ser Maimen answered.

“Woe to the masketta man if we had been,” said Ser Smee.

"I came down to crash the plane," Bane told them.

"Our planes do not crash so easily," said Ser Bill.

“Ser Juan Ovyu is fled to Gotham, with Dr. Pavleer. I thought you might have flown with him.”

“Ser Juan is a good man and true,” said Ser Smee.

“But not of the CIA,” Ser Maimen pointed out. “The CIA does not flee.”

“Then or now,” said Ser Bill. He donned his belt.

“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Maimen.

Bane’s wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow guns in hand. They were seven against three.

“And now it begins,” said Ser Bill Wilson, the Agent of the Morning. He unsheathed Loyalty and held it with both hands. The pistol was pale as milkglass, alive with light.

“No,” Bane said with sadness in his voice. “Now for you.”

Kill yourself nigger

If Brienne could kill them then they weren't Good Men, by definition

First Men + Others = Starks

ftfy


t. Starkfag

>yfw based Aegon is the true king of Westeros
>yfw fake pretenders Dany and Jon will be destroyed

First Men + Snarks = ???
First Men + Grumpkins = ???

It would be incredibly misogynistic if it went any other way Tbh

I miss Ser Rodrik he was based as fuck

that scene was great

>1330874409638.jpg

god how time flies

i come here everyday for hours and i still dont know what this t. thing is

please respond

I'm still holding out that the Boltons are skinchanging others. It makes no sense that they rebelled 8 times in the past and are allowed to still be house.

Then how did the Starks inherit the gene for skinchanging and green dreams? They must be related to the Children somehow.

First Men + Bears = Mormonts

Not with that faggy anime art style.

user you should stop wasting time and space.

Just kill yourself already

Man I'm so glad D&D aren't following the books so closely! Now they can cut through all that flab and get to the point. The story's progressing so much faster now.

The Wall
>Ep1: Jon's body is brought indoors, Davos and Alliser have a conversation through a door, Melisandre gets ready for bed
>Ep2: the height of excitement is a conflict is about to break out, then it doesn't
>Ep3: Jon hangs guys who killed him last season. Then he walks away

King's Landing
>Ep1: Cersei has a conversation with Jaime
>Ep2: Cersei has a conversation with Tommen. Jaime has a conversation with High Speton
>EP3: Cersei and Jaime have a conversation with each other, then with Kevan. Tommen has a conversation with High Septon

Dorne
>Ep1: Half the characters kill the other half before they can start having a story

Daenerys
>Ep1: Daenerys is talked to by Dothraki. Tells them she is queen
>Ep3: Daenerys is talked to by Dothraki. Tells them she is queen

Braavos
>Ep1: Arya is beat up with stick, says she's no one
>Ep2: Arya beat up with stick, say she no one
>Ep3: Arya stick no one

Meereen
>Ep1: Tyrion and Varys have a conversation
>Ep2: Tyrion and dragons have a conversation
>Ep3: Tyrion, Worm and Missandei have a conversation. Tyrion do most of the talking

Winterfell
>Ramsay

Preview of episode 4: Daenerys talked to by Dothraki

>ywn be pushed around on the floor by maisie while you suck up dirt for her

Me neither
t. Fuck you

I only come here because you get a lot of (you)s easily I dont even like got

if all the Stark kids of the show are wargs, then wouldn't that make them more closely related to the children of the forest?

>tfw your the only person who cares about what's going to become of Sansa

It's Finnish way of shortening "regards" at the end of letters.

t. newfag

NIGHTS KING KILLS DROGON AND MAKES IT WIGHT DRAGON.

JUST THINK THIS.

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aren't Mormonts like a mutt race of First Men, Andal sailors and Ironmen rape babies?

Alternate universe: What if Stannis remained in Castle Black?

you posted this in the last thread and it was shit then, bookfag

the books are shit

That's because Sup Forums has been killed

Sansa's a shit character user. Sorry.

I don't know, I only read the books twice.

Short for "source:"

Since when were you under the impression that only people related to Children of the Forest can warg?

Boltons would have had an easier time cementing their powerhold in the North.

Jon likely would not have been assassinated as Stannis would quickly execute traitors who murdered the Lord Commander.

But Ned is CIA....

Dayne = Bane

Their was so many great characters and stories in S1-4. The show now seems so bland and empty, It feels like a totally different show now.

She's the King of the North

Why is Reddit ALWAYS right?

How is Castle Black sending any mail now that they have no Aemon and no Sam?

My theory is shes going to get killed by Arya in Season 7.

I think that's what he was implying.

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>those are grrm's most famous lines
You almost had me there bud

>implying the others arn't related to the cof

Pull it together user

>they must have someone capable of doing that

Melly is the only hot chick on GoT

FITE ME

Anyone else like it how terrible GRRM is at heraldry? Like how they had to change the idiotic "giant breaking out of chains" into just crossed chains

t. reddit

Can you call that warging? The others appear to have no real control over them. Except directing them, I guess.

They hinted at Cersei's wild adventures in the bedroom when Qyburn served her moon tea in S4E1, and nothing ever came of it.
"This does not concern you" and Jaime stopped thinking about it.

>Sansa finally shows some signs of character progression lying for Baelish
>I need you to marry Ramsay Bolton
>O-ok
>Character goes back to being a punching bag for the sadistic antagonist

Fucking dropped

Comfy Stormlands chapter, based GRRM

Is somebody going to get stabbed through the back of the head/neck in every episode of this season?

I don't really disagree but comparing him to some of the greatest writers ever isn't a good way to make your case. Comparing him to the writers of his time that bury him (Sanderson, Jordan, Erikson especially) would be better.

kek

>Dusk found them on the fringes of the rainwood, a wet green world where brooks and rivers ran through dark forests and the ground was made of mud and rotting leaves. Huge willows grew along the watercourses, larger than any that Arianne had ever seen, their great trunks as gnarled and twisted as an old man’s face and festooned with beards of silvery moss. Trees pressed close on every side, shutting out the sun; hemlock and red cedars, white oaks, soldier pines that stood as tall and straight as towers, colossal sentinels, big-leaf maples, redwoods, wormtrees, even here and there a wild weirwood. Underneath their tangled branches ferns and flowers grew in profusion; sword ferns, lady ferns, bellflowers and piper’s lace, evening stars and poison kisses, liverwort, lungwort, hornwort. Mushrooms sprouted down amongst the tree roots, and from their trunks as well, pale spotted hands that caught the rain. Other trees were furred with moss, green or grey or red-tailed, and once a vivid purple. Lichens covered every rock and stone. Toadstools festered besides rotting logs. The very air seemed green.

post comfy Gurms

Starks are otherkin, no Bolt-ons

Oh I'll fight you m8

But you are right so no re

OH shit

smirkfu and double daggers are sexy af

salsa is ok too. but sophie being slutty on instagram is hotter.

red or black, still a fucking shit

That Meereen chick Varys was talking to is hot as fuck.

is this GURMs famous amazing prose?

>Please stop him, someone please stop him
>"Hush now child, I'm off to see your father"

Bran begging in the background was heart wrenching.

daily reminder that jaime lannister is the best character in asoiaf.

>implying those are the only theories

If Children of the Forest are Rayquaza as Bran's actor said, they might only be related in only that they have power over the same general thing, weather/nature, not that one created or helped to create the other.

If Children of the Forest can exist, why not Children of Ice that developed separately?

Well, the people we see in the story who can skinchange are all descended from the First Men. Though this doesn't necessarily mean that every First Men can warg. After all, we didn't hear about them being able to do this before they invaded Westeros.

Considering the First Men and the Children later had a Pact, which included the Children gifting the First Men dragonglass, the First Men taking on a lot of the Children's culture, especially their religion of the Old Gods and worshipping trees, and definite signs of interbreeding with the First Men to produce the Crannogmen, I'm deducing that the power to skinchange is a Children ability that came to pass in First Men-Children mixbreeds.

The wildlings beyond the Wall have a lot more skinchangers. Beyond the Wall is also where most of the Children of the Forest are, and have been for centuries because south of the Wall they're thought of as myth. This means that wildlings would have a likelier chance of breeding with the Children.

The Starks are able to skinchange because the Starks of Winterfell would often marry the Crannogmen to cement alliances with the Neck. Roose Bolton even mentions this in one of the History and Lore videos iirc. So basically Starks have Crannogmen blood, and thus Children blood.

>meet wife years ago
>first time she takes her top off I realize she has Carice tier tits

I don't know user,my dick responds more to Double Dagger Snek, Tonks, Frogfu, Yara and strangely, Caloreesi.

literally completely wrong

>caring about the north
ayy

is that why she's at my house right now?