Has anyone here ever figured out how to snuggle a grill into the theatre? Also what was the biggest thing you pulled?

Has anyone here ever figured out how to snuggle a grill into the theatre? Also what was the biggest thing you pulled?

Hollowed out wheel chair

Just bring a george foreman grill, they can fit into a purse easily.

Hope you bring enough for the whole theater, big guy

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Genius

>snuggle

That's what tailgating is for. Keep it wrapped in the foil. The meat gets even juicier while resting famalama.

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You pulled Jillian Janson?

how would you get pass the showers?

She looks like her skull is empty and needs filling up with semen.

I snuggle my grilfriend in the theater. does that count?

>bring 2 large pizzas into movie
>shared with randoms

I smuggle in a 20lb python every time I go to the movies.

>tfw nobody to tailgate with and too shy to walk up to strangers

Hide the parts under your clothes and put everything together once youre in

yes

>eating food with shitty nutritional value
Eat serrano ham with cheese instead and you're okay in my book

>doesn't like pizza
you sound like literally the world's most gigantic faggot douche

I bet nobody dares saying anything

Learn to cook

>too poor to afford a pizza every now and then
sorry you have no money yuropoor

I make extra for a reason.

What?

>knowing perfectly well how to cook
>enjoying eating pizza at a movie theater

I bet you are one of those faggots who goes to a baseball game and doesn't spend $30 on concession.

why even go to the game amirite?