Why was Malfoy's dad such a cunt?

Why was Malfoy's dad such a cunt?

He lived in a world without memes.

I always hated these types of characters that demonize natural blonde people.

>Voldemort told him growing his hair long would be a mistake
>fuck you it'll be cool
>realise he's made a mistake
>can't admit it to Voldemort
>stuck looking like a fag
Wouldn't you be a cunt?

Makes perfect sense i believe the warm and addictive nature of memes have saved the world from several school shooters.

Because he failed the Fellowship.

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Because he was white. Is that what you wanted to hear?

He dropped out thearly Forbes Top 10 Rich List

Kek he just wanted to make Voldemort jelly for being a bald fag but himself ended up looking like a wet cocksucker.

Because Silvian elves don't associate with filthy mudbloods

WHY DON'T YOU PROVE IT

he said it's not gay if the dildo is moving on its own but deep down he knew he was a faggot

damn second movie is the comfiest

Just look at that cunty ass hat

Because Rowling is is a simple-minded leftist who quite literally sees the world in terms of good and evil, not like Tolkien who knew he was writing a fairy tale

P-p-p-p-p-pride.

I love them, when they are pure blood.

lucious is fucking great and there wasn't enough of him in the following films

he was the typical elitist white man

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DUDE RICH PEOPLE LMAO

case and point

He would make a great Mad King for game of thrones

>pure blood who hates mud bloods
I can't figure it out. Too subtle.

Because good- looking men always are.

>starts off as a pretentious asshole
>suddenly at the end of the second book tries to murder a child in cold blood
>gets away with it

Everyone knows that blondes are for comic relief and villainy only.

Let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

Th-Thanks Disney

because he was a white male

Seriously? Then explain Snape. Or even Draco.