Who is your favourite movie critic Sup Forums?

Who is your favourite movie critic Sup Forums?

And why is it Grace Randolf?

she's qt, but only that

Who the fuck is Race Gandalf ?

Pure beauty.

Post her hips

I want her to mother my children,

I want to come home late from my dead end office job, and see her sitting by the fire reading comic books with my son and daughter, I instantly feel better because although my career might be going nowhere, I've met the love of my life.
As she sees me coming in the door, her eyes light up, and a warm smile spreads across her face, she's trying hard not to look silly but she can't help it, she runs to me and we embrace, the feeling of her head against mine, and her warm, loving body so close makes me feel like all is right in the world. Strands of her beautiful blonde hair are lying across my face, and it smells like fresh vanilla, I can faintly hear her pure, compassionate heart beat against my chest.

"I love you" she whispers.

She looks towards our children, their faces are the perfect combination of hers and mine. "Who wants to watch Batman vs Superman?" She asks them. They cheer and run from the couch towards us and hug our legs.

How does a hot girl end up doing movie reviews on youtube?

movie reviews got more views and therefor more money than her old comic and cartoon channel. She focuses on Capeshit because she loves Sup Forums related content and wrote her own comic book.

How come Sup Forums hasn't chased her off the internet by offering her pissbottles, to perforate her hymen or be her maxipad? Man, /lit really has to do all the heavy lifting around here.

Damn she's fine.

TFW this will never be your life.

Oh shit she studied at UCB? Oh wait... fucking everyone does that these days.

Fuck that.

I'd smack a bitch if she read CAPESHIT to my kids.

It's def not her. Bitch is a liar and will do anything for money and fame. Plus she doesn't know how to announce her words properly.

No idea who she is, does she have hairy arms?

I want her to mother my children,

I want to come home late from my dead end office job, and see her sitting by the fire reading comic books with my son and daughter, I instantly feel a sense of intense anger bubbling from within me, she leaps up and says "H-honey, I t-thought you would be home an hour late tonight.....".

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING THEM READ, WE FUCKING TALKED ABOUT THIS, DO YOU WANT THEM TO GROW UP WITH SHIT TASTE, DO YOU WANT THEM TO LIKE CAPESHIT, YOU FUCKING WHORE." I scream.
I approach her, stepping slowly towards her with malicious intent. She falls and begins scuttling away, only to hit a wall, and find that there's nowhere to go. She wails "NO PLEASE, NOT AGAIN, I COULDNT LEAVE THE HOUSE FOR WEEKS AFTER LAST TIME." I land a punch squarely on her eye socket, it instantly balloons with a vicious welt. The kids are crying now, I look at them and ask them what the fuck they're blubbering about. I Throw a copy of Drive at their feet and mutter "true kino" under my breath.

>I leave the house to find some floozy to bang.

The schmoes

THICCCCC

You mean pronounce?

I imagine there is a shitload of guys in their 20s and 30s who watch all these fucking comic book movies that try to start some kind of relationship with her online.

>Grace Randolf
e-celeb movie reviewer. She injects sprinklings of SJW into her reviews, but she's pretty in depth and generally has good taste if you like superhero stuff.

And baby making hips

>DOLBY ATMOS IS MY FAVORITE SUPERHERO

>She injects sprinklings of SJW into her reviews
She complained Rogue One having another female protagonist. No idea how she didn't get crucified for that.

I unironically agree with her opinions sometimes

I'm surprised she took that stance, if it's true. I don't think she'd be crucified. Fans are going to stay loyal to her until she does an actually bad review/analysis or if she pulls a complete 180 on her politics

>voluntarily listening to a woman
fuck you and your shill thread

she also didn't liked the Ghostbusters trailer which makes her a butthurt sexist pig or whatever

...

The only meaningful measure of a critic is how comfy their reviews are, and if they provide enough information to make a counterargument against any flaws in the review.

That being said, how do her reviews compare to Ebert's? How do they compare to the musings of an old man?

>not listening to based Debbie

Your favorite movie probably got 4 Obamas and 4 Marxes

post some thicc pls

She's pretty awful. She's inconsistent and hypocritical.
She thought that Rio movie trailer was filled with iriginal jokes when they were essentially all recycled jokes seen in kids movies since the 90s.
She also dislikes objectification of women in movies and calls it out, but she shamelessly objectifies the male actors.

Why does this board suddenly care about this dumb bitch? Did she start shilling on here or are DCucks in love with her because she liked BvS?

You would be correct.
Her comment section is filled with them.

she's also stated on numerous occasions that Rey is a Mary Sue.

I like Kristian but Mark is a tool. He looks like he should be funny but isn't. All he does is talk in sound bytes.

It was all me. I've been posting about her once a day for 5 months now until she finally caught on and became a meme. It was basically Inception.

She bill's herself as a "Comic book nerd" but she seems to completely misunderstand basic characters.
There was that mess with the PG-13 Deadpool petition, who is an R-rated character. To make a movie accurate to the source material, it needed the R-rating. Meanwhile, marvel has made 12 films perfectly fine for kids to see.
Then in her Civil War review, she mentions Cap would vote for comrade sanders for some reason. I'm not sure why she felt the need to insert politics into a movie review, but again, it shows a misunderstanding of the character. Yes the character who just went to war to defend his individual rights in the movie you just watched, is totally into a collectivist idea like socialism.

This was better when it was crazy. "I couldn't leave the hours for weeks" sounded like someone's feverish rantings.

>no feet pics

Grace is my favorite reviewer for he following reasons.
1. She is attractive.
2. She is a charismatic talker. Good voice, good rhythm.
3. Her video style is good. Long form, mostly unedited, it gives off an authentic feel.
3. Her opinions are interesting and show she cares about the media she reviews. She doesn't seem like a fake, unlike shmos hoes or jeremy yawns.
4. I almost always disagree with her views, but at least she backs them up.
5. She is very attractive.

>2. She is a charismatic talker. Good voice, good rhythm.
Stopped reading there, the way she talks is insufferable.

>the way she talks is adorable

ftfy for you

Somebody upload the pic where she shows off dem thick thighs

have you listened to her? She's probably more autistic than you

so huggable

BASED Latza is my fav

She liked BvS, that screams patrician.
She liked X-Men A, will have to see it first to make the final judgement on her.

Remember when he wore that on Let's Make A Deal? What a lolcow

>hitting your wife
>especially in front of your children
That right there is gonna make them grow up with shit taste

comrade sanders, hope you are baiting

I want to rape / hatefuck her hard so bad

>And baby making hips

PROOOFS???

PIZZA TIME

>Proud American soldier during WWII
>closest to socialism and collectivist nationalism America has ever been.

yeah you're right, Cap would definitely be a neoliberal govt hating libtard.

>Deadpool petition, who is an R-rated character.

Not really. He was PG-13 in nearly all the comics with only one MAX series. I'd argue that Punisher and Moon Knight are more R-Rated.

>Then in her Civil War review, she mentions Cap would vote for comrade sanders for some reason. I'm not sure why she felt the need to insert politics into a movie review, but again, it shows a misunderstanding of the character. Yes the character who just went to war to defend his individual rights in the movie you just watched, is totally into a collectivist idea like socialism.

Yeah why would a 1940s guy vote for the candidate most like FDR.

Whyd she stop dressin like this for her vids

butthurt fag detected

I miss these threads, maybe they still happen but Sup Forums is so fast these days I never see them anymore

why can't good things stay good